Magic: the Gathering News for April 2004
Unhinged To Close Door On Unhappy Fall Set, Says Wizards
RENTON, Wash. -- Wizards of the Coast official Mark Rosewater announced, to an overwhelmingly positive response, that the company will be releasing its second comical and casual Magic: The Gathering card set, a sequel to the set called "Unglued."
Bush and Kerry Scramble for Support of Magic Players

New Game Explained Entirely in Terminology of Magic: the Gathering

The Diary of a Madman
Renton, WA – Police in Seattle have officially stopped the search for Horton “Fireball” Railsbeck, an employee of Wizard’s of the Coast, whose been missing since early January. Foul play is not suspected since Horton apparently had cleaned out his apartment, save for an empty bag of Cheetos, a pair of crusty socks, and what is apparently a personal journal he kept. Permission was granted to publish the contents of his last days’ entry into his diary.
The GP Birmingham Streaker
This is a rags to riches story of a boy who couldn't afford to eat over-priced venue food. He made his fortunes by accepting an £11.40 bet.
Apology From MB
I just want to apologize for the lack of updates the past couple weeks. . .