Magic: the Gathering News for April 2004


Unhinged To Close Door On Unhappy Fall Set, Says Wizards

By: dbuel - April 28, 2004

RENTON, Wash. -- Wizards of the Coast official Mark Rosewater announced, to an overwhelmingly positive response, that the company will be releasing its second comical and casual Magic: The Gathering card set, a sequel to the set called "Unglued."

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Bush and Kerry Scramble for Support of Magic Players

By: 4of11 - April 23, 2004

National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice addresses a group of Magic players.
Washington D.C. -- First it was Soccer Moms, then NASCAR dads. Now, election pundits are saying that players of “Magic: the Gathering” are this election's important swing voters. Both Senator Kerry and President Bush have begun campaigning heavily for these votes, even though neither has had any previous experience playing the game.

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New Game Explained Entirely in Terminology of Magic: the Gathering

By: Durban - April 23, 2004

New Duel Masters Trading Card Game.
At an introductory Duel Masters tournament last week, the organizer Michael Levy managed to give the players a quick but complete understanding of the rules without making any reference to Duel Masters' vernacular, instead the game was explained solely with the terminology of Magic: the Gathering.

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The Diary of a Madman

By: Ken McElhaney - April 19, 2004

Renton, WA – Police in Seattle have officially stopped the search for Horton “Fireball” Railsbeck, an employee of Wizard’s of the Coast, whose been missing since early January. Foul play is not suspected since Horton apparently had cleaned out his apartment, save for an empty bag of Cheetos, a pair of crusty socks, and what is apparently a personal journal he kept. Permission was granted to publish the contents of his last days’ entry into his diary.

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The GP Birmingham Streaker

By: oMikeo - April 19, 2004

This is a rags to riches story of a boy who couldn't afford to eat over-priced venue food. He made his fortunes by accepting an £11.40 bet.

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Apology From MB

By: MB - April 19, 2004

I just want to apologize for the lack of updates the past couple weeks. . .

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Magic: the Gathering News for April 2004


Unhinged To Close Door On Unhappy Fall Set, Says Wizards

By: dbuel - April 28, 2004

RENTON, Wash. -- Wizards of the Coast official Mark Rosewater announced, to an overwhelmingly positive response, that the company will be releasing its second comical and casual Magic: The Gathering card set, a sequel to the set called "Unglued."

FULL STORY »

Bush and Kerry Scramble for Support of Magic Players

By: 4of11 - April 23, 2004

National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice addresses a group of Magic players.
Washington D.C. -- First it was Soccer Moms, then NASCAR dads. Now, election pundits are saying that players of “Magic: the Gathering” are this election's important swing voters. Both Senator Kerry and President Bush have begun campaigning heavily for these votes, even though neither has had any previous experience playing the game.

FULL STORY »

New Game Explained Entirely in Terminology of Magic: the Gathering

By: Durban - April 23, 2004

New Duel Masters Trading Card Game.
At an introductory Duel Masters tournament last week, the organizer Michael Levy managed to give the players a quick but complete understanding of the rules without making any reference to Duel Masters' vernacular, instead the game was explained solely with the terminology of Magic: the Gathering.

FULL STORY »

The Diary of a Madman

By: Ken McElhaney - April 19, 2004

Renton, WA – Police in Seattle have officially stopped the search for Horton “Fireball” Railsbeck, an employee of Wizard’s of the Coast, whose been missing since early January. Foul play is not suspected since Horton apparently had cleaned out his apartment, save for an empty bag of Cheetos, a pair of crusty socks, and what is apparently a personal journal he kept. Permission was granted to publish the contents of his last days’ entry into his diary.

FULL STORY »

The GP Birmingham Streaker

By: oMikeo - April 19, 2004

This is a rags to riches story of a boy who couldn't afford to eat over-priced venue food. He made his fortunes by accepting an £11.40 bet.

FULL STORY »

Apology From MB

By: MB - April 19, 2004

I just want to apologize for the lack of updates the past couple weeks. . .

FULL STORY »

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.