Local scrub James Lehrer,19, has been unable to understand the cryptic text of dead ringers despite reading it 17 times. "What the fuck? Destroy two target non-black creatures unless one is a color the other isn't?" asks Lehrer, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

The Apocalypse common has never been sucessfully cast by Lehrer, who continuously attempts to play it.

When asked his opinion of Dead Ringers, Lehrer replied, "This card is about as confusing as that stupid Tainted Pact thing. Why can't Wizards of the Coast make more quality cards like Scorching Missile or Strength of Unity?"

Lehrer, whose composite ranking stands at 1467, claims he will never play Dead Ringers again until WOTC erratas it to read "Destroy two target creatures".

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Local scrub James Lehrer,19, has been unable to understand the cryptic text of dead ringers despite reading it 17 times. "What the fuck? Destroy two target non-black creatures unless one is a color the other isn't?" asks Lehrer, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

The Apocalypse common has never been sucessfully cast by Lehrer, who continuously attempts to play it.

When asked his opinion of Dead Ringers, Lehrer replied, "This card is about as confusing as that stupid Tainted Pact thing. Why can't Wizards of the Coast make more quality cards like Scorching Missile or Strength of Unity?"

Lehrer, whose composite ranking stands at 1467, claims he will never play Dead Ringers again until WOTC erratas it to read "Destroy two target creatures".

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