Fuller Throws Eggs at Mr. Jenkins' Car, Stomps on Abigail's Petunias

By: JC - December 05, 2001

Vancouver, Canada -- Early yesterday morning Ryan Fuller, three time Grand Prix winner, former Canadian National Champion, and all around rascal, was seen throwing eggs, taken from his mother's refrigerator, at Mr. Jenkins' '88 Honda Prelude. "I knew right away who it was," said an upset Jenkins, "that boy's always causing trouble around here."

Fuller's mischief had only begun. Later in the day, eye-witnesses spotted him stomping on Abigail Murphy's award winning petunias, tearing pages out of library books, and creating a fire hazard in the form of a brown bag containing dog feces, and leaving it on the Morrison family's doorstep.

Fuller's mother expressed regret, "We tried to raise him right, but he just keeps going on with these shenanigans. I do my best to punish him, but nothing works."

Fuller, a regular at high level magic tournaments, prides himself on being quite the prankster. At Pro Tour New York, he body-checked John Shuler, at New Orleans he failed to show up for day 2, refusing to even feign an interest in non-Masters competition, and in Africa he invented a new phase, the "Fuller-Step."

Jeff Donais, Level 5 DCI Judge, gave a stern warning, "If Ryan Fuller stays on his current path, he is headed for a grounding with no TV privileges for two weeks, I mean it."

Fuller declined comment, but smirked impishly.

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Fuller Throws Eggs at Mr. Jenkins' Car, Stomps on Abigail's Petunias

By: JC - December 05, 2001

Vancouver, Canada -- Early yesterday morning Ryan Fuller, three time Grand Prix winner, former Canadian National Champion, and all around rascal, was seen throwing eggs, taken from his mother's refrigerator, at Mr. Jenkins' '88 Honda Prelude. "I knew right away who it was," said an upset Jenkins, "that boy's always causing trouble around here."

Fuller's mischief had only begun. Later in the day, eye-witnesses spotted him stomping on Abigail Murphy's award winning petunias, tearing pages out of library books, and creating a fire hazard in the form of a brown bag containing dog feces, and leaving it on the Morrison family's doorstep.

Fuller's mother expressed regret, "We tried to raise him right, but he just keeps going on with these shenanigans. I do my best to punish him, but nothing works."

Fuller, a regular at high level magic tournaments, prides himself on being quite the prankster. At Pro Tour New York, he body-checked John Shuler, at New Orleans he failed to show up for day 2, refusing to even feign an interest in non-Masters competition, and in Africa he invented a new phase, the "Fuller-Step."

Jeff Donais, Level 5 DCI Judge, gave a stern warning, "If Ryan Fuller stays on his current path, he is headed for a grounding with no TV privileges for two weeks, I mean it."

Fuller declined comment, but smirked impishly.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.