Zvi Mowshowitz Doesn't Take a Shower

By: stevegossett - January 21, 2002

San Diego, CA – Pro tour regular Zvi Mowshowitz showed his disdain for red today by not taking a shower. In the second pack of a draft, Zvi opened and passed a Shower of Coals.

Zvi is quoted as saying, “Part of my sending clear signals is not taking a shower. If I were to take a shower, what would the guy sitting next to me think?”

Scott Johns, longtime friend of Zvi’s, told this reporter, “Zvi and I go way back, and I’ve never known him to take a shower. It could be argued that he should though.”

Mike Flores, a writer for the sideboard and proprietor of geek lingo, said, “I’ve watched a lot of Odyssey drafts. When I see a dude take a shower I just want to spring forth! I can’t watch enough guys take showers.”

In other magic news, Team Academy doubled its membership by adding the alleged kid-miser Kurt “Fat Man” Hahn to its ranks. And for those who like counting backwards, number of days until Theron Martin back in the game, 1701.

- Steve Gossett

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Zvi Mowshowitz Doesn't Take a Shower

By: stevegossett - January 21, 2002

San Diego, CA – Pro tour regular Zvi Mowshowitz showed his disdain for red today by not taking a shower. In the second pack of a draft, Zvi opened and passed a Shower of Coals.

Zvi is quoted as saying, “Part of my sending clear signals is not taking a shower. If I were to take a shower, what would the guy sitting next to me think?”

Scott Johns, longtime friend of Zvi’s, told this reporter, “Zvi and I go way back, and I’ve never known him to take a shower. It could be argued that he should though.”

Mike Flores, a writer for the sideboard and proprietor of geek lingo, said, “I’ve watched a lot of Odyssey drafts. When I see a dude take a shower I just want to spring forth! I can’t watch enough guys take showers.”

In other magic news, Team Academy doubled its membership by adding the alleged kid-miser Kurt “Fat Man” Hahn to its ranks. And for those who like counting backwards, number of days until Theron Martin back in the game, 1701.

- Steve Gossett

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.