Kai Wins Again

By: markdash - January 21, 2002

[An editorial by MD. Warning, potentially offensive content!]

Cock Shit: Kai Wins Again

Lisbon, Portugal -- Fuck me! Kai Budde has added another goddamn Grand Prix trophy to his collection by winning in Lisbon over the weekend. Beating out 670 complete and total retards for the title, Budde wrapped up another GP, his 5th or 6th or some shit like that.

Pro Tour San Diego, held last weekend, provided a brief respite from the same ol' shit. Kai got bitchslapped in the first round of the Masters by another goddamn Kraut, Patrick Mello, and also was punked right out of the main event, finishing 77th. It was about goddamn time, as Kai had strung together an impressive but probably cheating-related streak of victories, from Pro Tour Chicago through Pro Tour New Orleans.

But, proving that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him take a fat dump, Kai guided his piece of shit Oath deck to victory in this weekend's extended Grand Prix. This is yet another example of utter and complete bullshit. However, Budde's victory was tempered by the fact that only 3 Americans were in attendance. This means that an overwhelming majority of the players in the tournament were Spanish speakers and thus possessed the Magic ability of an American with Down Syndrome. Even the Americans at the event left much to be desired. Of the 3, one of them was a fucking nobody (Joao Justiniano) and another, Alex Shvartsman, has a strong Russian accent.

It is hoped that someone smashes Kai's fucking face at his next event. If he wins, fuck me right in the ass.

- MD

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Kai Wins Again

By: markdash - January 21, 2002

[An editorial by MD. Warning, potentially offensive content!]

Cock Shit: Kai Wins Again

Lisbon, Portugal -- Fuck me! Kai Budde has added another goddamn Grand Prix trophy to his collection by winning in Lisbon over the weekend. Beating out 670 complete and total retards for the title, Budde wrapped up another GP, his 5th or 6th or some shit like that.

Pro Tour San Diego, held last weekend, provided a brief respite from the same ol' shit. Kai got bitchslapped in the first round of the Masters by another goddamn Kraut, Patrick Mello, and also was punked right out of the main event, finishing 77th. It was about goddamn time, as Kai had strung together an impressive but probably cheating-related streak of victories, from Pro Tour Chicago through Pro Tour New Orleans.

But, proving that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him take a fat dump, Kai guided his piece of shit Oath deck to victory in this weekend's extended Grand Prix. This is yet another example of utter and complete bullshit. However, Budde's victory was tempered by the fact that only 3 Americans were in attendance. This means that an overwhelming majority of the players in the tournament were Spanish speakers and thus possessed the Magic ability of an American with Down Syndrome. Even the Americans at the event left much to be desired. Of the 3, one of them was a fucking nobody (Joao Justiniano) and another, Alex Shvartsman, has a strong Russian accent.

It is hoped that someone smashes Kai's fucking face at his next event. If he wins, fuck me right in the ass.

- MD

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.