The Top 10 Sexiest Men in Magic History

I feel it is my duty, nay, my privilege to create this list. Many of the females in the magic community have often threatened such a list, but I am here to bring it to you. So with out further ado:

The Top 10 Sexiest Men in Magic History

10. Ben Farkas - This is the man who inspired me to take magic more seriously. More importantly he could have had any lady he wanted growing up, but knew better than to rush into things. He had a quiet cool that made the ladies swoon.

9. Mark Lepine – Never one to back down from a fight, this tall slender hot-headed hottie could go from 0-60 in 5 seconds when an argument started.

8. Noah Boeken – This Nordic wonder has girls swooning all over the world. His trademark tight pants and jean jacket bring back memories of a simpler time I like to call the 80’s.

7. Chris Benafel – This debonair charmer could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves. All he has to do is ask, and his faithful come running.

6. John Chinnock – Before there was Benafel, there was Happy John. While Chris has filled the niche nicely, there is no replacing the original. (Ed. Note: No picture of Happy John could be found, but we believe one was lost somewhere near a broken bridge.)

5. Patrick Mello – This tender softy could melt the heart of the coldest of ladies. His friendly cool manner would put any girl at ease.

4. Brian Kibler – Not much needs to be said about Mr. Kibler. Widely hailed as the hottest man in Magic, I’m afraid my standards are slightly more strict.

3. Brian Hegstad – Look out ladies, Brian Hegstad is on the prowl. While perhaps not the straightest shooter, so to speak, you can’t deny the boy has “talent.”

2. Jamie Parke – His boyish charm and striking good looks have all the frat party girls falling at his feet. Who can blame him for taking time off the game.

And the number 1 hottest Magic player of all time is….


Eric Philipps – OK many of you will not remember this handsome dapper slinger of spells, but take my word for it, they don’t get any hotter. Sorry if this is anti-climatic for any of you, but I wouldn’t have been able to sleep at night with anyone else as my number 1!

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The Top 10 Sexiest Men in Magic History

I feel it is my duty, nay, my privilege to create this list. Many of the females in the magic community have often threatened such a list, but I am here to bring it to you. So with out further ado:

The Top 10 Sexiest Men in Magic History

10. Ben Farkas - This is the man who inspired me to take magic more seriously. More importantly he could have had any lady he wanted growing up, but knew better than to rush into things. He had a quiet cool that made the ladies swoon.

9. Mark Lepine – Never one to back down from a fight, this tall slender hot-headed hottie could go from 0-60 in 5 seconds when an argument started.

8. Noah Boeken – This Nordic wonder has girls swooning all over the world. His trademark tight pants and jean jacket bring back memories of a simpler time I like to call the 80’s.

7. Chris Benafel – This debonair charmer could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves. All he has to do is ask, and his faithful come running.

6. John Chinnock – Before there was Benafel, there was Happy John. While Chris has filled the niche nicely, there is no replacing the original. (Ed. Note: No picture of Happy John could be found, but we believe one was lost somewhere near a broken bridge.)

5. Patrick Mello – This tender softy could melt the heart of the coldest of ladies. His friendly cool manner would put any girl at ease.

4. Brian Kibler – Not much needs to be said about Mr. Kibler. Widely hailed as the hottest man in Magic, I’m afraid my standards are slightly more strict.

3. Brian Hegstad – Look out ladies, Brian Hegstad is on the prowl. While perhaps not the straightest shooter, so to speak, you can’t deny the boy has “talent.”

2. Jamie Parke – His boyish charm and striking good looks have all the frat party girls falling at his feet. Who can blame him for taking time off the game.

And the number 1 hottest Magic player of all time is….


Eric Philipps – OK many of you will not remember this handsome dapper slinger of spells, but take my word for it, they don’t get any hotter. Sorry if this is anti-climatic for any of you, but I wouldn’t have been able to sleep at night with anyone else as my number 1!

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.