San Diego, Calif. -- Massive destruction prompts California state police to issue an all-points bulletin for a man or woman wearing a red cloak and cackling to him or herself.

The trouble began when the bulk of California's forests became tapped at the End of Summer step. This was the prime opportunity for what has to have been a disturbed and maniacal red mage to cast Wildfire, which resolved without response from California. A motive has not yet been determined, but it is likely that the red community was not happy with the fact that a white governor was brought in to replace green legend Gray Davis. Little did they know that governor Schwarzenegger has protection from red and black, as has been demonstrated time and again in various movies.

At least 16 California residents have taken 4 damage, which proved to be lethal, and so were put into California's graveyard. California, now in the process of sacrificing forests, is outraged as well as grieved.

"If only we'd left more lands untapped, we might have been able to respond. When Schwarzenegger takes office, we hope for absolute law."

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

San Diego, Calif. -- Massive destruction prompts California state police to issue an all-points bulletin for a man or woman wearing a red cloak and cackling to him or herself.

The trouble began when the bulk of California's forests became tapped at the End of Summer step. This was the prime opportunity for what has to have been a disturbed and maniacal red mage to cast Wildfire, which resolved without response from California. A motive has not yet been determined, but it is likely that the red community was not happy with the fact that a white governor was brought in to replace green legend Gray Davis. Little did they know that governor Schwarzenegger has protection from red and black, as has been demonstrated time and again in various movies.

At least 16 California residents have taken 4 damage, which proved to be lethal, and so were put into California's graveyard. California, now in the process of sacrificing forests, is outraged as well as grieved.

"If only we'd left more lands untapped, we might have been able to respond. When Schwarzenegger takes office, we hope for absolute law."

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!