Complete Darksteel Spoiler - Part 2
(This is the second half of the Complete Darksteel Spoiler. Click here for Part 1 of the Complete Darksteel Spoiler.)
Red cards
Aftershock
2RR
Sorcery
Destroy target artifact, creature or land. Aftershock deals 3 damage to you.
Bodacious Giant
5R
Creature - Giant
6/4
Call To Triage
2RRR
Instant
Call To Triage deals 5 damage divided among any number of target creatures.
Crimson Horvath
3R
Creature - Horvath
Crimson Horvath comes into play with 3 +1/+1 counters on it.
Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a +1/+1 counter from Crimson Horvath.
0/0
Exciting Reprint
1R
Instant
Exciting Reprint deals 3 damage to target creature or player. A creature dealt damage in this way can't be regenerated this turn.
Flamebolt
R
Sorcery
Flamebolt deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Flip A Coin
R
Instant
Flip a coin.
Goblin First Picker
R
Creature - Goblin
T: Destroy target creature.
1/1
Jeff From Cairo
2R
Creature - Jeff
T: Prevent the next 4 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player.
2/2
Kyren Dentist
4R
Creature - Goblin
2R: Kyren Dentist gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
If you control a Mountain and an opponent controls a Plains, you may play Kyren Dentist without paying its mana cost.
1/2
Paul Bunyan
5R
Creature - Paul Bunyan
T: Paul Bunyan deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
6/4
Reluctant Orc
1R
Creature - Orc
Reluctant Orc can't attack unless you control at least 3 more creatures than another player.
Reluctant Orc can't block unless you control at least 3 more creatures than another player.
5/5
Searing Smell
18 R
Instant
Searing Smell deals 20 damage to target creature or player.
Senseless Auction
5RR
Sorcery
Remove all nontoken permanents from the game. Then choose one and return it to play. Then each opponent chooses one and returns it to play. Then you choose either to return one of the removed permanents to play, or to remove a permanent from the game. Then each opponent chooses either to return a removed permanent to play, or to remove a permanent from the game. Repeat this process until all those removed permanents are returned to play.
Shiznit
2RRR
Creature - Elemental
Haste
Trample
At end of turn, sacrifice Shiznit.
8/1
Shizzle
5R
Sorcery
Shizzle deals 5 damage to each opponent.
Tainted Firecat
3R
Creature - Cat
Taint 1 (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a taint counter on an artifact you control that does not have a taint counter on it. If you can't, sacrifice an artifact. If you can't, sacrifice this creature.)
Haste
2/3
Tainted Goblin
2R
Creature - Goblin
Taint 1 (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a taint counter on an artifact you control that does not have a taint counter on it. If you can't, sacrifice an artifact. If you can't, sacrifice this creature.)
2/2
Temblor
4R
Sorcery
Destroy target land.
Traditional Inefficient Draftable Burn
4R
Instant
Traditional Inefficient Draftable Burn deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
Green cards
Airborne Spores
4G
Sorcery
Antipathy for Artifacts (This spell costs 1 more to play for each artifact you control.)
Destroy all artifacts.
Air Hammer
3GG
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures with Flying.
Baffling Last Pick
G
Instant
Tap target permanent you control.
Beaver
2G
Creature - Beaver
T: Target Island becomes a Forest. (This effect does not end at end of turn.)
1/1
Elf Facilitator
2G
Creature - Elf
Spells with a converted mana cost of 10 or more cost you 1 less to play.
2/2
Hurricane For Three For Six
5G
Sorcery
Hurricane For Three For Six deals 3 damage to each creature with Flying and each player.
Oath Of Control
1G
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls at least one creature, draw any number of cards.
Obligatory Land Search
2G
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land and put that card into play. Then shuffle your library.
Perspicacious Orthodont
GGG
Creature - Beast
Whenever Perspicacious Orthodont deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target artifact that player controls.
3/3
Plus-Size Growth
G
Instant
Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn if there are 4 or less artifacts in play, where X is 5 minus the number of artifacts in play.
Rabies
2G
Enchant Creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a creature, put a copy of Rabies into play enchanting the second creature. Then destroy the first creature unless its controller pays 2.
Raccoon
G
Creature - Raccoon
1/1
Seeming Fascination
3GG
Enchantment
Untap all permanents you control during each other player's untap step.
Significant Ooze
3G
Creature - Ooze
Significant Ooze gets +1/+1 for each creature you don't control.
0/0
Tainted Blurtzigfhl
6G
Creature - Beast
Taint 1 (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a taint counter on an artifact you control that does not have a taint counter on it. If you can't, sacrifice an artifact. If you can't, sacrifice this creature.)
7/7
Tainted Elf
G
Creature - Elf
Taint 1 (At the beginning of your upkeep, put a taint counter on an artifact you control that does not have a taint counter on it. If you can't, sacrifice an artifact. If you can't, sacrifice this creature.)
1/1
Taintoderm
2GG
Creature - Beast
Taint 3 (At the beginning of your upkeep, put taint counters on three artifacts you control that do not have taint counters on them. If you can't, sacrifice an artifact. If you can't, sacrifice this creature.)
Taintoderm can't be the target of spells or abilities.
5/5
Thorglebrugnax
5G
Creature - Beast
5/7
Verdant Horvath
3G
Creature - Horvath
Verdant Horvath comes into play with 3 +1/+1 counters on it.
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a +1/+1 counter from Verdant Horvath.
0/0
Vitalizing Smell
18 GG
Sorcery
Creatures you control get +20/+20 and Trample until end of turn.
Gold cards
Blue-White Control
2WB
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw three cards.
Darthington Oakenforestshield
4GWB
Creature - Legend
5/6
Dragon Vampire Fungus
6GRB
Creature - Dragon Vampire Fungus
Flying
Whenever a Saproling deals combat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on Dragon Vampire Fungus.
1: Put a 1/1 Saproling token into play.
8/8
Earth, Wind & Fire
GRU
Instant
Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain Flying until end of turn.
Humming
1UBR
Enchantment
Pay 1 life: Target player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
Illusions-Donate
BBBU
Sorcery
Gain up to 40 life. Target opponent loses 20 life.
Llanowar Bears
2GW
Creature - Bears
2/2
Llanowar Paladin
6GW
Creature - Paladin
When Llanowar Paladin comes into play, return a green or white creature you control to its owner's hand.
5/5
Llanowar Vampire
4BG
Creature - Vampire
T: Add B to your mana pool.
6/6
Mill Of Souls
1UB
Sorcery
Target opponent reveals cards from the top of his or her library until he or she reveals a creature card, and puts that card into play. Remove all other cards revealed this way from the game.
Rift Of Hell
4BR
Sorcery
Destroy target land.
Slow Flood
2GU
Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep - 14
All other players skip their untap steps.
Snidd Overlord
1WUBRG
Creature - Snidd Legend
T: Target land's type becomes the basic land type of your choice until end of turn.
3/3
Snorgnath The Unappeaser
5RBG
Creature - Legend
6/6
Tinkering
1UR
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Tinkering, sacrifice an artifact.
Search your library for an artifact. You win the game.
The Terminator
2BG
Sorcery
Put two 2/2 Zombie tokens with "T: Add B to your mana pool" into play.
Utseki Hanafuko-Sama
3WRG
Creature - Legend
4/4
Artifacts
Academy Stone
5
Artifact
T: Add U to your mana pool for each artifact you control.
Acceleration Inhibitor
3
Artifact
Creatures come into play tapped.
Aladdin's Shoe
4
Artifact
2, T: Target creature gains First Strike until end of turn.
Ark Of Cleansing
2
Artifact
3, T, Sacrifice Ark Of Cleansing: Destroy target enchantment.
Banded Stone
3
Artifact
Creatures with Bands With Other have Phasing.
Barn Gnomes
3
Artifact Creature - Gnome
1/1
Bloodwheel
2
Artifact
Whenever a creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Bloviator
4
Artifact Creature
2: Bloviator gains Flying until end of turn.
2: Bloviator gains Trample until end of turn.
2: Bloviator gains Haste until end of turn.
2: Bloviator gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
2: Bloviator gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
2: Regenerate Bloviator.
2: Bloviator phases out.
1/1
Breakthrough Inhibitor
3
Artifact
Combat damage of blocked creatures cannot be assigned to players. (Even if the creatures have Trample.)
Chimerican Idol
3
Artifact
3: Chimerican Idol becomes a 3/3 artifact creature until end of turn.
Cradle Stone
5
Artifact
T: Add G to your mana pool for each creature you control.
Dexterity Inhibitor
3
Artifact
All creatures have First Strike.
Dungeon Of Orcs
2
Artifact
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if Dungeon Of Orcs is untapped, that player puts a 1/1 Orc token into play.
Dwarf Cathodion
1
Artifact Creature
When Dwarf Cathodion is put into a graveyard from play, add 1 to your mana pool.
1/1
Entomber
1
Artifact
Sacrifice Entomber: Search your library for a card and put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle your library. Then put a 0/1 Tumor token into play with "At the beginning of your upkeep, lose 3 life."
Faerie Fountain
3
Artifact
All Faeries get +1/+1.
Grid Overseer
5
Artifact Creature
Trample
You can't play spells.
7/7
Hemi
3
Artifact
T: Target creature gainst Haste until end of turn.
Hidden Gnomes
1
Artifact
Whenever an opponent plays an instant, Hidden Gnomes becomes a 1/3 artifact creature permanently.
Homarid Replica
3
Artifact Creature - Homarid
2U, Sacrifice Homarid Replica: Put a tide counter on target creature.
2/2
Hohrz, Steel Engine
3
Artifact Creature - Golem Legend
X, T: Search your library for an artifact creature card with converted mana cost of X or less and put that card into play. Then shuffle your library.
3: Put target artifact creature card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.
1/3
Hull Golem
7
Artifact Creature - Golem
When Hull Golem comes into play, you may search your library for up to 4 cards named Barn Gnomes and put those cards into play. Then shuffle your library.
4/4
Jar Of Baghdad
3
Artifact
Sacrifice Jar Of Baghdad: Jar Of Baghdad deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
Lens of Shuffling
2
Artifact
Whenever an opponent shuffles his or her library, shuffle your library.
Lifestone
2
Artifact
Artifact, enchantment, sorcery and instant spells cost 1 more to play.
Luckstone
3
Artifact
Whenever a coin flip comes up heads, draw a card.
Masticator
2
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "2: Regenerate this creature", "2: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature", and "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you discard a card."
Equip 2 (2: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card comes into play unattached and stays in play if the creature leaves play.)
Moxling
0
Artifact Creature
T: Add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool.
0/1
Myr Myr
2
Artifact Creature - Myr
1/1
Orcsphere
1
Artifact
1: Do nothing. (This ability does nothing.)
Overflight Inhibitor
3
Artifact
All creatures may block as though they had Flying.
Pet Rock
2
Artifact Creature - Rock
0/3
Poindexter
4
Artifact
1, T: Tap target creature.
Preposterous Moat
6
Artifact
Creatures can't attack you.
Regeneration Inhibitor
3
Artifact
Permanents can't regenerate.
Serrated Arrows
4
Artifact
Serrated Arrows comes into play with 3 arrowhead counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no arrowhead counters on Serrated Arrows, sacrifice it.
T, remove an arrowhead counter from Serrated Arrows: put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Sphere Of Spheres
3
Artifact
T: Destroy target artifact with the word "Sphere" in its English name.
Sphinx
6
Artifact
2: Regenerate target enchantment.
Thallid Replica
3
Artifact Creature - Fungus
2G, Sacrifice Thallid Replica: Put a 1/1 Saproling token into play.
2/2
Tin Man
1
Artifact Creature
Tin Man does not untap during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1. If you do, untap Tin Man.
1/1
Tuco
5
Artifact Creature - Dragon
Tuco gets +2/+0 as long as you control a Thrull; +0/+2 as long as you control a Townsfolk; Flying as long as you control a Homarid; Trample as long as you control a Fungus; and Haste as long as you control an Orc.
2/2
Uriah's Helix
5
Artifact
X, T: Tap X target permanents.
Uriah's Tome
6
Artifact
Antipathy for Artifacts (This spell costs 1 more to play for each artifact you control.)
T: Draw a card.
Wall Replica
4
Artifact Creature - Wall
(Walls can't attack.)
3, Sacrifice Wall Replica: Target attacking creature becomes blocked.
0/4
Wrath Of Steel
4
Artifact
When Wrath Of Steel comes into play, sacrifice it. Then destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Lands
Crapland
Land
T: Add W to your mana pool. Crapland deals 1 damage to you.
W, T, Sacrifice Crapland: You gain 4 life. Play this ability only if there are 7 or more cards in your graveyard.
Vale Of The Gnomes
Land
T: Add 1 to your mana pool.
2, T: Regenerate target Gnome.
Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!
Related Stories