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psygno
04-29-2003, 08:57 PM
Buffy should have killed her way back when. Stupid ho.

left sock
04-29-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by psygno
Buffy should have killed her way back when. Stupid ho.

Title is misleading, I thought you were talking about belief in god.

psygno
04-29-2003, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by left sock
Title is misleading, I thought you were talking about belief in god.

Yeah, I know. I'm clever like that. ;)

Arc
04-29-2003, 09:03 PM
Hope gets me down.

left sock
04-29-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by psygno
Yeah, I know. I'm clever like that. ;)

It's a tricksey gnome.;)

DarkRedeemer
04-29-2003, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by psygno
Buffy should have killed her way back when. Stupid ho.


I don't know. I like her current character arc, except for the whole bar thing, of course. At least someone on the show is interesting again.

BobtheJunkie
04-29-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by left sock
It's a tricksey gnome.;)

Gnomeses?

wicked gnomeses... tricksey gnomeses.... hates them we does, yesss precious, curse them.... CURSE THEM....

TurboFag
04-29-2003, 10:03 PM
GAY.

blastocrazy
04-29-2003, 10:11 PM
.. MY PEN15!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

LOLLERCAUST@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

anyway, faith is doable.

I'd skin-slap her vertical smile. :D

darigaaz
04-29-2003, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by psygno
Buffy should have killed her way back when. Stupid ho.

damn, I thought you converted... your such a tease

Zug
04-29-2003, 11:11 PM
Whaa?

Curse you and your trickery! :p

Petrarch
04-30-2003, 12:30 AM
Faith rocked on Angel. Not so much on Buffy.

I'm sorry, but the past two years, Angel has been by far the superior show. Heck, the Angel writers even write Willow better than the buffy writers do.

DarkRedeemer
04-30-2003, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by Petrarch
Faith rocked on Angel. Not so much on Buffy.

I'm sorry, but the past two years, Angel has been by far the superior show. Heck, the Angel writers even write Willow better than the buffy writers do.


Angel has sucked this passed season, but you're right, it's still been better than Buffy. Buffy's been on a downward spiral since season 3. The last season of Buffy that I consider good was season 5, the Glory season. These passed two have been sub-par at best.

And I'm still wondering where the third Slayer is!?

Taeme
04-30-2003, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by blastocrazy
anyway, faith is doable.THANKS GENIUS!

What would we do without your length and breadth of incredible knowledge? Why, without you, we wouldn't know which chicks to be attracted to or desire intercourse with. Blastocrazy, you should write a series of helpful books called "Chicks you should want to do" because I am CERTAIN that the penis DOESN'T MANAGE YOUR JOB FOR YOU, YOU CHEAP RUM DRINKING WITLESS FUCKTARD. HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING LESSONS FROM DARIGAZ ON HOW TO SURVIVE BASED PURELY ON THE SUCKLING ACTION OF YOUR LIPS ON MANMEAT? Because I daresay, your posting style lends the air of complete fucking COCKSUCKERY to every thread you emit your fetid writing upon!

Blah blah, seriously, just kidding, but honestly I'm pretty sure we all have penises and don't need directions.

Anyways, Angel was always the better show.

blisterguy
04-30-2003, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by Taeme
blah, blah, blah
you'd do her too.


i've only seen one episode of angel, and i have to agree.

Nephilim
04-30-2003, 12:58 AM
Faith Schmaith! I'd ram it to Willow before that cunt 9 out 7 days in a week.

blisterguy
04-30-2003, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by Nephilim
Faith Schmaith! I'd ram it to Willow before that cunt 9 out 7 days in a week.
watch out for rogue flutes.

Petrarch
04-30-2003, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by DarkRedeemer
Angel has sucked this passed season, but you're right, it's still been better than Buffy. Buffy's been on a downward spiral since season 3. The last season of Buffy that I consider good was season 5, the Glory season. These passed two have been sub-par at best.

And I'm still wondering where the third Slayer is!?

Agreed, except that season 5 was a bit better than season 4. And of course, there have been good eps in both of these seasons - Conversations with Dead People, Dead Things, etc. And Tabula Rasa was just entertaining.

Yes, you probably are the only person who is wondering about the third slayer, since, as joss has pointed out, the slayer is a line. The next rung was activated when buffy died the first time, summoning Kendra.

I miss Kendra.

I also miss Firefly.

Dammit. TV sucks.

Nephilim
04-30-2003, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by blisterguy
watch out for rogue flutes.

A woodwind in the connard is well worth it. Maybe not... *expects massive anal hemmorhaging*

Arc
04-30-2003, 01:08 AM
I don't watch either show.

Frankly, I only watch pr0n, movies, Jeopardy and the news.

And I'm a happier person than you.

Petrarch
04-30-2003, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Nephilim
A woodwind in the connard is well worth it. Maybe not... *expects massive anal hemmorhaging*

I have to admit, Hannigan looks really good in the American Pie 3 trailler. Her hair... man. I usually ignore celebs, preferring realistic fantasies, but damn, Denisof is one lucky sonofabitch.

blastocrazy
04-30-2003, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Taeme
THANKS GENIUS!

yw

:p

DarkRedeemer
04-30-2003, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Petrarch
Yes, you probably are the only person who is wondering about the third slayer, since, as joss has pointed out, the slayer is a line. The next rung was activated when buffy died the first time, summoning Kendra.


So Buffy's second death wouldn't activate the third slayer in line, the one after Faith? I'm sorry, Joss, but that just doesn't make much sense. Please try harder.

EDIT: Those last two lines are addressed to an immaterial Joss Whedon, not you Petrarch. ;)

Nephilim
04-30-2003, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by DarkRedeemer
So Buffy's second death wouldn't activate the third slayer in line, the one after Faith? I'm sorry, Joss, but that just doesn't make much sense. Please try harder.

Blah blah find me nude pictures of Allyson Hannigan... Wait, there are none. Stupid attractive women having class.

Petrarch
04-30-2003, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Nephilim
Blah blah find me nude pictures of Allyson Hannigan... Wait, there are none. Stupid attractive women having class.

There were some scans of a Stuff pictorial going around on the net about a year ago...

BobtheJunkie
04-30-2003, 02:03 AM
Jesus you guys are lame. Watching Buffy makes Baby Jesus cry.

Petrarch
04-30-2003, 02:08 AM
Ignoring the beautiful writing that is normally Buffy is like worshipping Gilgamesh. Or Gil. Take your pick.

Beastmouth
04-30-2003, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by RufusTheStuntBum
You guys watch Buffy the vampire slayer? :confused:

I thought only preteen girls did? You see a conflict with those statements? :confused:

Taeme
04-30-2003, 03:15 AM
Originally posted by blisterguy
you'd do her too. You're getting dumber and dumber.

Para||aX
04-30-2003, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by Taeme
You're getting dumber and dumber.

Somebody's watching too much p00n.

The Emperor
04-30-2003, 08:32 AM
Buffy Blows...but Smallville on the other hand...

darigaaz
04-30-2003, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by Taeme
You're getting dumber and dumber.

I downloaded it from kazaa

Petrarch
04-30-2003, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
Buffy Blows...but Smallville on the other hand...

I never knew you were such a funny guy.

The Emperor
04-30-2003, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by Petrarch
I never knew you were such a funny guy.

I'm totally serious. I really like Smallville even though I assumed it would fail miserably considering it is a WB show :rolleyes:. As for Buffy, I was just joking but I don't watch it.

Petrarch
04-30-2003, 09:26 AM
Smallville is addicting as crack, but I wouldn't call it a good series. They had a great concept, and they've had some excellent episodes (like last weeks), but...

But... can't... stop... watching...

The Emperor
04-30-2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Petrarch
Smallville is addicting as crack, but I wouldn't call it a good series. They had a great concept, and they've had some excellent episodes (like last weeks), but...

But... can't... stop... watching...

I think it is a good series considering what trash is on TV these days...

The Emperor
04-30-2003, 09:49 AM
What is it with the post count thing? Is it tranferred penis envy or something??? Dude, I hate sitting in front of a fucking computer every single day at work so I post on MT. Problem? Anyway, my post count isn't accurate anyway because I'm pretty sure something happened when MT had that crash. Badguy was far ahead of me in total posts and now I have more than him.
:confused:

The Emperor
04-30-2003, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by RufusTheStuntBum
Keep sassin' me and you won't get your tofuti.

How about if I beat you down and then force feed you said tofuti via your alimentary canal???

The Emperor
04-30-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by RufusTheStuntBum
Is that a threat, or a promise Big boy? :o

You sick bastard.

*high five*

darigaaz
04-30-2003, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
You sick bastard.

*high five*

what!? you fucking Puddy now?

next thing you'll be squinting wearing a jacket with an 8 ball on the back shouting DEVILS!!!

The Emperor
04-30-2003, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by darigaaz
what!? you fucking Puddy now?

next thing you'll be squinting wearing a jacket with an 8 ball on the back shouting DEVILS!!!

No, I find Rufus to be highly entertaining as well as offensive. Hockey blows...but if I was choosing sides I would say Red Wings.

The Emperor
04-30-2003, 11:44 AM
I don't think that most people realize when you and I are just kidding around...probably because they don't know Mr. Show...oh well...their loss!

psygno
04-30-2003, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by Nephilim
Faith Schmaith! I'd ram it to Willow...

Copyrights be damned!

http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow01.jpg http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow02.jpg
http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow03.jpg http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow04.jpg

I never in my life stole these from FHM.com and photoshopped out the copyright information. Never, never, never.

TheManiac
04-30-2003, 12:12 PM
Shhhhh


Wait



Do you hear that?


That's the sound of countless young kids jerking off in the distance....


I hope you're happy, you just soiled their innocence (and keyboard) with those copyrightless pictures....


DAMN YOU!!!

Nephilim
04-30-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by psygno
Copyrights be damned!

http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow01.jpg http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow02.jpg
http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow03.jpg http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow04.jpg

I never in my life stole these from FHM.com and photoshopped out the copyright information. Never, never, never.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... oops. Does anyone have a spare keyboard?:trey:

Dantes
04-30-2003, 12:37 PM
I've had those on my screen saver at home for over a year, and damn she looks good.

darigaaz
04-30-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by psygno
Copyrights be damned!

http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow01.jpg http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow02.jpg
http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow03.jpg http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow04.jpg

I never in my life stole these from FHM.com and photoshopped out the copyright information. Never, never, never.

you never cease to amaze me......

there is somthing about a girl in a catholic uniform that just turns my crank...throw a belly button ring in and *CHACHING*

The Emperor
04-30-2003, 01:02 PM
Me rikey.

Arc
04-30-2003, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
Me rikey.

ror

psygno
04-30-2003, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by darigaaz
you never cease to amaze me......

there is somthing about a girl in a catholic uniform that just turns my crank...throw a belly button ring in and *CHACHING*

I arrived at the same conclusion via a different route. I found, in general, a mid-thigh length plaid wool skirt to be attractive. Later I realized it was typically part of school-girl uniforms and that a whole genre of entertainment for perverts existed based upon the same imagery, and then I felt like a dirty old man, even though I was only like 25 at the time. I was just infatuated with this chick on (college) campus who dressed like that (and who had, I might add, a much better body for the outfit than some damn kid). Now, it's even worse since I managed to hook up with the chick and she and I ended on nasty terms later on and now she's in the "one who got away that would be a severe temptation if she ever showed up again" category. So anyway, I find that sort of thing to be appealing.

blisterguy
04-30-2003, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by psygno
Copyrights be damned!
you're screwed, or as FHM would say...


































GG

Arc
04-30-2003, 08:04 PM
http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow01.jpg

That's the only one I find her attractive in.

blisterguy
04-30-2003, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Arc
That's the only one I find her attractive in.
you're screwed, or as lucky_d would say....


































GG

psygno
04-30-2003, 10:10 PM
http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/Willow04.jpg

I like this one the best. And the one with the basketball...Though why they made her hold a basketball is a bit odd.

Lucky_Donut
04-30-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Arc
That's the only one I find her attractive in.

She's airbrushed.

It's magazines and people like that that will forever cement an unattainable ideal in young women's minds.

psygno
04-30-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Lucky_Donut
She's airbrushed.

It's magazines and people like that that will forever cement an unattainable ideal in young women's minds.

Yep. That's true. Many impressionable young people (male and female) will spend the bulk of their lives utterly obsessed with their looks and they will die wasted plasticized wretches, and it is very sad. But, they would probably do so with or without ridiculous magazines like FHM.

I have never looked like any man in any magazine (aside from maybe Gut Boy Monthly or something). I used to be in pretty good shape though, before I got computer jobs and sat around all the time...which was after I'd been run through many woman-shaped wringers. But, I'm gradually getting back in shape...What am I talking about?

Oh yeah...Women.

I tend to like women who say things like Lucky Donut just did, which usually means that they feel that they do not meet the false standards presented in the magazines, which means they usually do not take MY looks too seriously, nor their own, which in general means that they both have a brain and that they can appreciate mine, in theory, and that we will actually be able to have a relationship that involves more than body parts, etc.

Lucky_Donut
05-01-2003, 01:14 AM
You're a gem. :)

psygno
05-01-2003, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by Lucky_Donut
You're a gem. :)

Other postcount++ entirely: Are you in art at UA or somewhere else?

Lucky_Donut
05-01-2003, 01:20 AM
I'm currently majoring in art at the University of Houston, but that's only temporary. After I get through the core curriculum here I'll be going...somewhere else. Not sure where. Just need to find some great art school that isn't too far away.

psygno
05-01-2003, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Lucky_Donut
I'm currently majoring in art at the University of Houston, but that's only temporary. After I get through the core curriculum here I'll be going...somewhere else. Not sure where. Just need to find some great art school that isn't too far away.

Oh, I though you were up in AL with Arc or something. I was going to ask you about the painting program at Bama.

Too far away from Houston? Try Stephen F. Austin University (excellent), Tulane (fair, has a glass blowing degree, one of the only in the world), UT (hmm), UNT (Denton, passable), er...

How far away is too far?

Lucky_Donut
05-01-2003, 02:42 AM
Honestly? I don't know. I think I'm in denial about the possibility that I may have to move somewhere where I'm completely lost and alone. I'd love to go to UA, but I just don't know how my parents would feel about that. I've been undecided for so long, but now it's getting to the time when I need to start seriously narrowing it down. But... I still don't know.