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:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Originally posted by RufusTheStuntBum
What does sodomy mean?
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a210/a210.gif
TurboFag
04-30-2003, 12:55 PM
Q: What do you call anal sex with another man?
A: Painful!
darigaaz
04-30-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by TurboFag
Q: What do you call anal sex with another man?
A: Painful!
comming from a guy with the name turbofag.......
Nephilim
04-30-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by darigaaz
comming from a guy with the name turbofag.......
It makes sense. He's gay, but he does it fast because it hurts so damn much.
The Emperor
04-30-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Nephilim
It makes sense. He's gay, but he does it fast because it hurts so damn much.
TMI.
This thread is so fargin' "Happy"...kill it...please...for the love of mankind...kill it...
Nephilim
04-30-2003, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
TMI.
This thread is so fargin' "Happy"...kill it...please...for the love of mankind...kill it...
What else should I say about somebody called turbofag??? He's the English's answer to Zvi's turboland where they roll up each card played and smoke it?
The Emperor
04-30-2003, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Nephilim
What else should I say about somebody called turbofag??? He's the English's answer to Zvi's turboland where they roll up each card played and smoke it?
No, I think it just means he is uber-gay.
Nephilim
04-30-2003, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
No, I think it just means he is uber-gay.
Fair enough.
The Emperor
04-30-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by RufusTheStuntBum
So Nephilim, it never occured to you that turbo's user name is totally facetious or jocular?
Ok, normally I would probably agree...but in this case I disagree. "TurboFag" is just a bad choice of names all around.
Anyway, how about those Nittany Lions?
Nephilim
04-30-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by RufusTheStuntBum
So Nephilim, it never occured to you that turbo's user name is totally facetious or jocular?
Yeah, but far be it from me to be the guy who can't disgust everyone with shitty jokes that only I can laugh at. Anyway, I don't have any problem with homosexuality or people imply it in their language. It's quite good to not have the level of imagination to picture men going at it.
Now if I saw a picture instead of a stupid name like speedyfairy then I might have a problem.
Originally posted by TurboFag
Q: What do you call anal sex with another man?
*snip*
A: Painful! And believe me...I speak from experience!:o
TurboFag
04-30-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by BDD
I just busted out the oldest joke in the book. LUV MAE PLZ FOR I AM LONELY
Pale Mage
04-30-2003, 02:12 PM
@ Turbofag - Savage.
The Emperor
04-30-2003, 02:25 PM
Whatever happened to that Pale Mage pic...hmmm...that would be fun to edit.
:trey:
Originally posted by Pale Mage
@ Turbofag - Savage.
Talk about low standards...
Pale Mage
04-30-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by BDD
Talk about low standards...
Well, if you insist:
Your standards are so low, you'd date your own brother if he put on a dress.
Your standards are so low, open and weeping syphilitic sores are not a deal killer.
Your standards are so low, they'd need a ladder to scrape gum off your shoe.
Your standards are so low, they'd suffer from the bends if brought to sea level.
Your standards are so low, Satan himself after having fallen from Heaven looked down and said, "God damn, that's low".
Your standards are so low, sweet chariot.
Your standards are so low, the National Institute of Standards and Measures consider your standards to be on the bleeding edge of discovery.
Your standards are so low, recievers have not been invented to receive their frequency.
Your standards are so low, I often mistake you for Gil.
Your standards are so low, Charlie Manson often says, "Damn, I wouldn't stoop to that level" in reference to your standards.
vixis
04-30-2003, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Pale Mage
Well, if you insist:
Your standards are so low, you'd date your own brother if he put on a dress.
Your standards are so low, open and weeping syphilitic sores are not a deal killer.
Your standards are so low, they'd need a ladder to scrape gum off your shoe.
Your standards are so low, they'd suffer from the bends if brought to sea level.
Your standards are so low, Satan himself after having fallen from Heaven looked down and said, "God damn, that's low".
Your standards are so low, sweet chariot.
Your standards are so low, the National Institute of Standards and Measures consider your standards to be on the bleeding edge of discovery.
Your standards are so low, recievers have not been invented to receive their frequency.
Your standards are so low, I often mistake you for Gil.
Your standards are so low, Charlie Manson often says, "Damn, I wouldn't stoop to that level" in reference to your standards.
TING * 10!
Originally posted by Pale Mage
Well, if you insist:
Your standards are so low, you'd date your own brother if he put on a dress.
Your standards are so low, open and weeping syphilitic sores are not a deal killer.
Your standards are so low, they'd need a ladder to scrape gum off your shoe.
Your standards are so low, they'd suffer from the bends if brought to sea level.
Your standards are so low, Satan himself after having fallen from Heaven looked down and said, "God damn, that's low".
Your standards are so low, sweet chariot.
Your standards are so low, the National Institute of Standards and Measures consider your standards to be on the bleeding edge of discovery.
Your standards are so low, recievers have not been invented to receive their frequency.
Your standards are so low, I often mistake you for Gil.
Your standards are so low, Charlie Manson often says, "Damn, I wouldn't stoop to that level" in reference to your standards.
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
psygno
04-30-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Pale Mage
Your standards are so low, they'd need a ladder to scrape gum off your shoe.
Wouldn't the ladder be taller than the bottom of the shoe? So, like, when they climbed to the top of the ladder and realized the shoe was way down below them and that they had been suckered in, would they then feel bad about themselves? Is that how this put-down works?
Spiffy
04-30-2003, 11:00 PM
This thread is just one giant ting, and you're all 0wned.
psygno
04-30-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Spiffy
This thread is just one giant ting, and you're all 0wned.
P.S. See also my Magic SNAPS thread (http://www.misetings.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2795).
Pale Mage
04-30-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by psygno
Wouldn't the ladder be taller than the bottom of the shoe? So, like, when they climbed to the top of the ladder and realized the shoe was way down below them and that they had been suckered in, would they then feel bad about themselves? Is that how this put-down works?
No, no. The standards are so far lower than the bottom of the shoe they need a ladder to attain the height necessary for scraping. Try not to think too literally here. This is along the same lines as "your mama's so fat, she has to leave the room to change her mind".
AtomicDrunk
05-01-2003, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by psygno
P.S. See also my Magic SNAPS thread (http://www.misetings.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2795).
Or, if you don't like things that aren't funny, you could avoid that link like goatse-google.
psygno
05-01-2003, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by AtomicDrunk
Or, if you don't like things that aren't funny, you could avoid that link like goatse-google.
Hey asshole, why not post something of your own instead of talking shit all day? Fuckin' ball-sniffer.
darigaaz
05-01-2003, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by psygno
Hey asshole, why not post something of your own instead of talking shit all day? Fuckin' ball-sniffer.
new sig time!!
AtomicDrunk
05-01-2003, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by psygno
Hey asshole, why not post something of your own instead of talking shit all day? Fuckin' ball-sniffer.
Now you see, that's what I'm talking about! That made me laugh. I think it was the ball-sniffer bit. This makes up for the list.
Originally posted by darigaaz
i like bad tings!!
The Emperor
05-01-2003, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by BDD
Darigaaz is my lord and master
Good...very good.
darigaaz
05-01-2003, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
Good...very good.
yes... bow before me. worship me. love me. FEAR ME!!!!
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
I like to kiss dar's ass.
blood4blood84
05-01-2003, 12:54 PM
is this thread gay?
The Emperor
05-01-2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by blood4blood84
is this thread gay?
BDD started it...so yeah
Phyxius
05-01-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
BDD started it...so yeah
http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/owned%20cat.jpg
(and such a cute pic too)
darigaaz
05-01-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by BDD
in all honesty, a fist shoved up your ass by a man and getting a blowjob from am an does not make you gay. A man knows how to satisfy another man better than any woman. so if there are any men out there.... wanting to explore I'm waiting for your PM.
good for you!! glad to see that its working out!!
Originally posted by Phyxius
http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/owned%20cat.jpg
(and such a cute pic too)
STFU n00b!
Who the fuck invited you? I bet you aren't even CCBE yet.
The Emperor
05-01-2003, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by BDD
STFU n00b!
Who the fuck invited you? I bet you aren't even CCBE yet.
He's a hell of a lot more entertaining and interesting than you are...:rolleyes:
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