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blisterguy
04-30-2003, 11:27 PM
the :claw: vs his nation's capital!!1!






7:16am

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw01.jpg



as the sun rises over wellington harbor, the :claw: asserts it's dominance over nature in general!
i mean, there's no sense in getting all emotional over such a beautiful, moving, stunning sunrise...

(ahem)

but why is the :claw: in his nation's capital, aka wellington? fear not for all will be revealed in time, young reader.

(but not really all because the :claw: will keep it's pants on this time.)

(well, probably anyway...)

there can be only one reason to be in wellington that the :claw: knows of, and that is...






8:22am

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw02.jpg



... to totally own that whinny shit gollum!!! you want this? do ya bitch? heh.

(although the photo doesn't show it, that gollum is totally huge and really fucking cool. i guess the :claw: makes anything look insignificant really.)

but seriously folks, what would the :claw: be if he didn't at least lay some o' that smack down on the nation's monuments slash parliament buildings while he was thare? he's be a great big pansy, that's what, so it's smacking time!

(no bekel, that's not what i mean. later hon, later!)






9:35am

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw03.jpg



*thwap* once, *thwap* twice for the politicians stupid enough to gather in a building that looks like a friggin' beehive!
kerblam!
you know what it's actually called? the "beehive", how lame is that?!?






9:36am

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw04.jpg



actually, i think they might meet in this bit, i'm not sure. but some severe ownage for them never the less!

(at this point, the security guards pictured approached the :claw: with some advice.)






9:38am

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw05.jpg



those guards didn't know diddly! but they lucked out because the :claw: wanted to view the beehive from over here anyway... plus, if they had tried to "kick the :claws: ass"... anyway, that's all i'm sayin'... :mad:

but finally, there is one good reason to hit the wellington area, and that is to catch up with the :claw:'s baby brother!






9:45am

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw06.jpg



awww, so cute. fear the :babyclaw: !!1!

... but there could be another reason the :claw: could be in wellington...




so stay tuned for more. . .

Pale Mage
04-30-2003, 11:33 PM
Outstanding!

Cliffhanger!

*waits for more*


Guesses "wedding".

BDD
04-30-2003, 11:44 PM
I love the :claw: really...*tear of joy*:)

Zug
04-30-2003, 11:46 PM
That Gollum statue/billboard is freaky.

Go :claw: go! :)

blisterguy
04-30-2003, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Zug
That Gollum statue/billboard is freaky.

Go :claw: go! :)
seriously, it's not a billboard. the head is the size of a truck's cab, i kid you not...

ashitaka
04-30-2003, 11:54 PM
Dammit, there's more than 1 :claw:? :eek:

The world shall be overrun. The last sould you will hear is a tap... tap.... tap... before you feel the :claw: wrapped around your throat.

Zug
04-30-2003, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by blisterguy
seriously, it's not a billboard. the head is the size of a truck's cab, i kid you not...

I don't know if that makes it better or worse :eek:

I hear they're premiering RotK in that theatre though, which should be pretty neat. Hopefully Joan Rivers will be crushed by falling pieces of giant Gollum thing.

badguy
05-01-2003, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by blisterguy
9:45am

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw06.jpg "



awww, so cute. fear the :babyclaw: !!1!

... but there could be another reason the :claw: could be in wellington...




so stay tuned for more. . .

baby blisterguy guys looks like blisterguy. freaky........


its funny when you think of siblings and such, sometimes they look similar like blisterguy and baby blisterguy, and sometimes they look totally different, like me and my brother "grub"

Nephilim
05-01-2003, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by badguy
baby blisterguy guys looks like blisterguy. freaky........


Baby blisterguy is a snappy dresser. That tie, is cornflower blue?

utopienne
05-01-2003, 12:09 AM
:babyclaw:'s slave-body looks like a guy I go to uni with.

Oh, and your Parliament House sucks arse. Ours is much cooler :)

blisterguy
05-01-2003, 12:09 AM
part 2...


here (http://www.misetings.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2798)

psygno
05-01-2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by utopienne
:babyclaw:'s slave-body looks like a guy I go to uni with.

Oh, and your Parliament House sucks arse. Ours is much cooler :)

Scrubs. Who has Houses of Parliament anymore? If George Clinton doesn't live there, who needs it? Yo!

postcount ++

Killjoy
05-01-2003, 05:48 PM
Ahhh... George Clinton... Good times. Er.... I mean tunes.

Canada's Parlaiment buildings may not be prettier, but they are POINTIER!

*stabs random passersby with the bell tower*

Para||aX
05-01-2003, 10:48 PM
BEST. THREAD. EVER.

blisterguy
05-03-2003, 09:13 AM
and because this is part of the other one, it too shouldn't leave just yet.
:(

BobtheJunkie
05-04-2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Nephilim
Baby blisterguy is a snappy dresser. That tie, is cornflower blue?

Hehehehehehehe.............

You know, that picture looks like they are having a most excellent moment together...

blisterguy
05-04-2003, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by BobtheJunkie
You know, that picture looks like they are having a most excellent moment together...
baby bro is good times, i miss him :(