blisterguy
04-30-2003, 11:27 PM
the :claw: vs his nation's capital!!1!
7:16am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw01.jpg
as the sun rises over wellington harbor, the :claw: asserts it's dominance over nature in general!
i mean, there's no sense in getting all emotional over such a beautiful, moving, stunning sunrise...
(ahem)
but why is the :claw: in his nation's capital, aka wellington? fear not for all will be revealed in time, young reader.
(but not really all because the :claw: will keep it's pants on this time.)
(well, probably anyway...)
there can be only one reason to be in wellington that the :claw: knows of, and that is...
8:22am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw02.jpg
... to totally own that whinny shit gollum!!! you want this? do ya bitch? heh.
(although the photo doesn't show it, that gollum is totally huge and really fucking cool. i guess the :claw: makes anything look insignificant really.)
but seriously folks, what would the :claw: be if he didn't at least lay some o' that smack down on the nation's monuments slash parliament buildings while he was thare? he's be a great big pansy, that's what, so it's smacking time!
(no bekel, that's not what i mean. later hon, later!)
9:35am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw03.jpg
*thwap* once, *thwap* twice for the politicians stupid enough to gather in a building that looks like a friggin' beehive!
kerblam!
you know what it's actually called? the "beehive", how lame is that?!?
9:36am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw04.jpg
actually, i think they might meet in this bit, i'm not sure. but some severe ownage for them never the less!
(at this point, the security guards pictured approached the :claw: with some advice.)
9:38am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw05.jpg
those guards didn't know diddly! but they lucked out because the :claw: wanted to view the beehive from over here anyway... plus, if they had tried to "kick the :claws: ass"... anyway, that's all i'm sayin'... :mad:
but finally, there is one good reason to hit the wellington area, and that is to catch up with the :claw:'s baby brother!
9:45am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw06.jpg
awww, so cute. fear the :babyclaw: !!1!
... but there could be another reason the :claw: could be in wellington...
so stay tuned for more. . .
7:16am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw01.jpg
as the sun rises over wellington harbor, the :claw: asserts it's dominance over nature in general!
i mean, there's no sense in getting all emotional over such a beautiful, moving, stunning sunrise...
(ahem)
but why is the :claw: in his nation's capital, aka wellington? fear not for all will be revealed in time, young reader.
(but not really all because the :claw: will keep it's pants on this time.)
(well, probably anyway...)
there can be only one reason to be in wellington that the :claw: knows of, and that is...
8:22am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw02.jpg
... to totally own that whinny shit gollum!!! you want this? do ya bitch? heh.
(although the photo doesn't show it, that gollum is totally huge and really fucking cool. i guess the :claw: makes anything look insignificant really.)
but seriously folks, what would the :claw: be if he didn't at least lay some o' that smack down on the nation's monuments slash parliament buildings while he was thare? he's be a great big pansy, that's what, so it's smacking time!
(no bekel, that's not what i mean. later hon, later!)
9:35am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw03.jpg
*thwap* once, *thwap* twice for the politicians stupid enough to gather in a building that looks like a friggin' beehive!
kerblam!
you know what it's actually called? the "beehive", how lame is that?!?
9:36am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw04.jpg
actually, i think they might meet in this bit, i'm not sure. but some severe ownage for them never the less!
(at this point, the security guards pictured approached the :claw: with some advice.)
9:38am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw05.jpg
those guards didn't know diddly! but they lucked out because the :claw: wanted to view the beehive from over here anyway... plus, if they had tried to "kick the :claws: ass"... anyway, that's all i'm sayin'... :mad:
but finally, there is one good reason to hit the wellington area, and that is to catch up with the :claw:'s baby brother!
9:45am
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/blisterg/img/wellclaw06.jpg
awww, so cute. fear the :babyclaw: !!1!
... but there could be another reason the :claw: could be in wellington...
so stay tuned for more. . .