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darigaaz
05-01-2003, 02:22 AM
Taemelion: You do realise that over-used, boring catchphrases are about as threatening as the four inchs of manmeant between your legs, right?

Taemelion: Talking about how small your cock isn't a gay reference.

Taemelion: But when I talk about another man's penis, I'm not htinking "Mmm, semen goes in my mouth". ok?



as far as mI'm concerned, Taeme is comming out guys... lets all give him support....

Take heed, you odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime, for you will endure much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Taeme
05-01-2003, 02:25 AM
LordDrgz: your talking about sure is
Taemelion: Dar, look
LordDrgz: lol
Taemelion: I know it's different in your head
LordDrgz: head
Taemelion: Since you're wired "differently"
Taemelion: But when I talk about another man's penis, unlike you, I'm not htinking "Mmm, semen goes in my mouth". ok?

Taeme
05-01-2003, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by darigaaz
Take heed, you odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime, for you will endure much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Why are you talking about your wife in this thread anyways?

You know, I actually said "I'm sick of women" in another thread, you really don't have any rhythm to your tings.

darigaaz
05-01-2003, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by Taeme
LordDrgz: your talking about sure is
Taemelion: Dar, look
LordDrgz: lol
Taemelion: I know it's different in your head
LordDrgz: head
Taemelion: Since you're wired "differently"
Taemelion: But when I talk about another man's penis, unlike you, I'm not htinking "Mmm, semen goes in my mouth". ok?

don't fight it taeme... we know its why your so angry.... GO GET READY FOR REGIONALS!!!

psygno
05-01-2003, 02:28 AM
They need to just make a Darigaaz on Taeme foreplay section of the forums.

Taeme
05-01-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by darigaaz
don't fight it taeme... we know its why your so angry.... GO GET READY FOR REGIONALS!!! Wait, are you trying to say something about YOUR anger problems here?

darigaaz
05-01-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by psygno
They need to just make a Darigaaz on Taeme foreplay section of the forums.

wow... 1 sentence... no triple post... you doing work or writing a paper by chance?

Taeme
05-01-2003, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by psygno
They need to just make a Darigaaz on Taeme foreplay section of the forums. You're like to see that, wouldn't you?

Of course, you'd also like to see choir boys grabbing their knees while singing "Amazing Grace", but we're not here to deliver on your sick, repression fueled fag fantasies, are we, you half-smeared douchejob?

darigaaz
05-01-2003, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Taeme
Wait, are you trying to say something about YOUR anger problems here?

I'm not angry... I'm happy :)

*claps hands*

2:30am and a pot of coffee later..... Weeeeeee

psygno
05-01-2003, 02:32 AM
Originally posted by darigaaz
wow... 1 sentence... no triple post... you doing work or writing a paper by chance?

Yeah. ;) Hehe. 8 days left @ 1 Paper per day.

Taeme
05-01-2003, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by darigaaz
I'm not angry... I'm happy :)Your "happiness" is readily apparent, captain fleshsmoker.

psygno
05-01-2003, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by Taeme
You're like to see that, wouldn't you?

No. That was the point. If there was a whole section, I could just never go there sort of like the one called "Article Discussion"

Of course, you'd also like to see choir boys grabbing their knees while singing "Amazing Grace", but we're not here to deliver on your sick, repression fueled fag fantasies, are we, you half-smeared douchejob?

Can I have a rain check on this one?

Taeme
05-01-2003, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by psygno
No. That was the point. If there was a whole section, I could just never go there sort of like the one called "Article Discussion"Much like most Christians, you gripe for changes when you're drawn to the very things you claim to hate. If you're not interested in reading our fights, why do you keep showing up when they occur? And if you're not interested in pounding away the innocence of little choir boys five inchs of applied man meat at a time, what were you doing with little Billy against the altar this weekend?

You're drawn to these conflicts just like you're drawn to the smell of a little boy's first nocturnal emission, with your cock raising the robe and your nose raised up to match.

darigaaz
05-01-2003, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by Taeme
Your "happiness" is readily apparent, captain fleshsmoker.

captain fleshsmoker? oh man you are preoccupied.....

thanks for the info Master Shameless Exhibition of Genetic Deficiency

psygno
05-01-2003, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by Taeme
Much like most Christians, you gripe for changes when you're drawn to the very things you claim to hate.

This is an interesting idea. It goes quite far in summarizing the basic sinful condition of humanity and the human response to sin in the sight of God. We sin, and we are drawn to sin, yet we feel convicted that we are sinners and that we are lacking and that we need God. We hate evil, yet are magnetized to it almost as though it were irresistible.

If you're not interested in reading our fights, why do you keep showing up when they occur?

postcount ++

And if you're not interested in pounding away the innocence of little choir boys five inchs of applied man meat at a time, what were you doing with little Billy against the altar this weekend?

That wasn't me. I was the Protestant guy sitting in the "we can date women" section.

You're drawn to these conflicts just like you're drawn to the smell of a little boy's first nocturnal emission, with your cock raising the robe and your nose raised up to match.

Once again...Protestant. As an aside, it's sort of disturbing how ready you are to describe small boys in various states of sexual readiness. You might want to get that looked at.

Taeme
05-01-2003, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by psygno
Once again...Protestant. As an aside, it's sort of disturbing how ready you are to describe small boys in various states of sexual readiness. You might want to get that looked at. It's alright, I've just seen a lot of anime.

darigaaz
05-01-2003, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by Taeme
It's alright, I've just seen a lot of anime.

what the hell!!???.

*throws popcorn away*

The Emperor
05-01-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by psygno
This is an interesting idea. It goes quite far in summarizing the basic sinful condition of humanity and the human response to sin in the sight of God. We sin, and we are drawn to sin, yet we feel convicted that we are sinners and that we are lacking and that we need God. We hate evil, yet are magnetized to it almost as though it were irresistible.


*EVIL LAUGHTER*

darigaaz
05-01-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
*EVIL LAUGHTER*

*enters room*

*sees paladin laughing*

*looks around*

*paladin still laughing*

*kicks paladin in the junk*

*EVIL LAUGHTER*

The Emperor
05-01-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by darigaaz
*enters room*

*sees paladin laughing*

*looks around*

*paladin still laughing*

*kicks paladin in the junk*

*EVIL LAUGHTER*

The force protects even my junk, old friend...

http://mellody.co.za/michaela/palpatine/gallery/emperor06.jpg

darigaaz
05-02-2003, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
The force protects even my junk, old friend...

http://mellody.co.za/michaela/palpatine/gallery/emperor06.jpg

WTF... I responded to this and its gone?



*wakes from bad dream*

*rolls over to see Kim sleeping beside darigaaz*

*sits up and paladin is crucified to the back of the bedroom door*

*EVIL LAUGHTER*

The Emperor
05-02-2003, 10:29 AM
You did...but I thought it was on another thread.

Anyway, I woke up next to Kim this morning. :cool:

darigaaz
05-02-2003, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
You did...but I thought it was on another thread.

Anyway, I woke up next to Kim this morning. :cool:

:(


no evil laughter?

The Emperor
05-02-2003, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by darigaaz
:(


no evil laughter?

*Evil Orgasm*

darigaaz
05-02-2003, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
*Evil Orgasm*

*cleans off monitor*

uhhhhhhhhh yeah..........

The Emperor
05-02-2003, 10:34 AM
Dude, try this out. The next time you are fucking your woman let out a King Diamond Abigail scream right when you are about to cum.

darigaaz
05-02-2003, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
Dude, try this out. The next time you are fucking your woman let out a King Diamond Abigail scream right when you are about to cum.

LOL... do i have to wear the makeup?


http://www.ciudadfutura.com/rockbands/kingdiamond/banda.jpg

darigaaz
05-02-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
Check this shit out...this is my friend last Halloween...one of my other friends had a costume drunken bash.

king is the shit

Satsuki Yatouji
05-02-2003, 04:24 PM
Holy shit.

That man wears more makeup than the entire female population of my high school.