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BDD's svg mise!
Well you see...I met a girl last night, her name's Becky. 'Twas quite a mise indeed. A friend and I were basically fighting for her (in front of her, they love that sort of thing) and I totally won. So to the victor go the spoils, and I spent the rest of the night with her - very nice, we're actually connecting and planning on going to Kings Dominion this weekend. Fucking MISE!:D
Down to the vital information...
•She works at Hooters (read: great body, tits, etc)
•She is actually an enjoyable person, not the kind of "stfu and take your pants off, bitch" girl
•She actually enjoys my sense of humor (odd though that may be to Misetingers)
•Her birthday is nearby, 10 days before mine (mostly irrelevent but I should find her something)
•I met her when she was wearing a fucking business suit, the whole jacket and crap. It's fun to imagine how she would be with more...casual clothes. Or none at all...:masked:
•Despite the fact that she is a year older than me (not quite so, but one grade - close enough) I'm still taller than her. And I'm short. :p
•Did I mention she's really hot and smells good? :D
To answer the inevitable argument, technically we had seen each other before.
To answer the inevitable question, I think I'll still go to the anime con, I'm actually looking forward to it now. Just not as much so. ;)
To answer the other inevitable question, yes I will post pics if I get some.
Now...discuss.:cool:
m0ped
05-02-2003, 09:45 AM
Untill their are pics, their is nothing to discuss.
But good work. Convincing the other sex* you're worthy of nudity is always a job well done.
*Other, same, both, whatever
:wise:
(NOT at the asterisked comment:rolleyes: )
Nephilim
05-02-2003, 09:57 AM
What happened to the girl you were taking to the anime dealy? How many women are you molesting?!?
BobtheJunkie
05-02-2003, 09:59 AM
*sniffle*
I'm so proud!
*bawl*
blood4blood84
05-02-2003, 09:59 AM
I thought you were 15...
•She works at Hooters (read: great body, tits, etc)
•Despite the fact that she is a year older than me (not quite so, but one grade - close enough) I'm still taller than her. And I'm short.
Edit: Oh yeah
Originally posted by BDD
My confession, by BDD.
I have been...deceiving y'all, I suppose is the right word, for the past year or so, however long ago I signed up on the old forums. I’m am a guy and I do play Magic, though. I’m a 15-year-old male with brown eyes and dirty blonde hair.
blood4blood84
05-02-2003, 10:08 AM
Can someone please reply telling me when they started hiring 16 year old girls at Hooters?
Oddity
05-02-2003, 10:13 AM
Right around the same time the pigs started flying out of my butt.
The Emperor
05-02-2003, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by blood4blood84
Can someone please reply telling me when they started hiring 16 year old girls at Hooters?
Caught in a mosh!!! I mean lie...
darigaaz
05-02-2003, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
Caught in a mosh!!! I mean lie...
*CRANKS IT!!!!*
The Emperor
05-02-2003, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by darigaaz
*CRANKS IT!!!!*
*SINGS*
Those were the days...
Originally posted by blood4blood84
Can someone please reply telling me when they started hiring 16 year old girls at Hooters?
A couple of things. First of all, I'm 16 this month. She'll be 17 this month. In all fairness she's not actually a waiter, she just takes people to their tables and stuff. Lie my ass...
Originally posted by Nephilim
What happened to the girl you were taking to the anime dealy? How many women are you molesting?!?
Remember? I wasn't really taking her. She still has a boyfriend and it doesn't seem like they'll be apart come June. Oh well...I mised something better anyway. :D
The Emperor
05-02-2003, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by BDD
A couple of things. First of all, I'm 16 this month. She'll be 17 this month. In all fairness she's not actually a waiter, she just takes people to their tables and stuff. Lie my ass...
Actually, it doesn't really matter anyway because we simply don't care enough to validate it.
Oddity
05-02-2003, 10:29 AM
*Insert image with text on it that says "THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN TING!"*
darigaaz
05-02-2003, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
Actually, it doesn't really matter anyway because we simply don't care enough to validate it.
Agreed
blood4blood84
05-02-2003, 10:44 AM
Still smells like a lie to me. I don't see Hooters hiring a 16 year old girl, even if it is to just 'show people their tables'.
The Emperor
05-02-2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by blood4blood84
Still smells like a lie to me. I don't see Hooters hiring a 16 year old girl, even if it is to just 'show people their tables'.
Hmmm...what does this guy think about it?
http://www.ackbar.org/images/ackbar.jpg
Dantes
05-02-2003, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
Hmmm...what does this guy think about it?
http://www.ackbar.org/images/ackbar.jpg
It's a trap!
The Emperor
05-02-2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Dantes
It's a trap!
of course it is...:rolleyes:
Dantes
05-02-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
of course it is...:rolleyes:
Son, you better quit rollin' them there eyes o' yours at me, or I'll unleash the baguy on you.
badguy
05-02-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Dantes
Son, you better quit rollin' them there eyes o' yours at me, or I'll unleash the baguy on you.
*runs around like that wild kid from the wild thornberry's*
NIBLANIBLANIBLANIBLA!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*sneezes and plays with the snot*
Ankhiseth
05-02-2003, 01:04 PM
the wild thornberrys...why the fuck would you be watching that, badguy?
Wait, I have a 3yr old sister who loves that show...
you two would get along nicely...
Oddity
05-02-2003, 01:10 PM
Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers play's Donny's voice on that show. Weird.
Pale Mage
05-02-2003, 01:11 PM
Flea is savage tech.
badguy
05-02-2003, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Ankhiseth
the wild thornberrys...why the fuck would you be watching that, badguy?
Wait, I have a 3yr old sister who loves that show...
you two would get along nicely...
actually i don't watch it. i just see parts when i channel surf. donny is kick ass. i want a plush doll of him to go with my timmy doll
Dantes
05-02-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by badguy
*runs around like that wild kid from the wild thornberry's*
NIBLANIBLANIBLANIBLA!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*sneezes and plays with the snot*
Dammnit baguy! You're ruining my threats of violence.
badguy
05-02-2003, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by Dantes
Dammnit baguy! You're ruining my threats of violence.
*flings poop at dantes*
Dantes
05-02-2003, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by badguy
*flings poop at dantes*
*Shifts back into the Matrix, leaving a bewildered zug behind.*
blood4blood84
05-02-2003, 01:59 PM
Can we get back onto the topic of BDD lying plz? kthx
badguy
05-02-2003, 02:09 PM
y? we get enough bullshit from rm
Originally posted by BobtheJunkie
*sniffle*
I'm so proud!
*bawl*
[shameless plug]At first I couldn't get a girl if my life depended on it! But then I joined the Faith-ah! Ever since I've been so much cooler, and now I'm picking up Hooters girls! It worked for me and it will work for you too, so become a Disciple today![/shameless plug]
badguy
05-02-2003, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by BDD
[shameless plug]At first I couldn't get a girl if my life depended on it! But then I joined the Faith-ah! Ever since I've been so much cooler, and now I'm picking up Hooters girls! It worked for me and it will work for you too, so become a Disciple today![/shameless plug]
i'd rather have a bisexual sorioty girl then a hooter skank
Oddity
05-02-2003, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by BDD
[shameless plug]At first I couldn't get a girl if my life depended on it! But then I joined the Faith-ah! Ever since I've been so much cooler, and now I'm picking up Hooters girls! It worked for me and it will work for you too, so become a Disciple today![/shameless plug]
*gulp* And you're 5 posts away from a custom title...
Or should I say 5 minutes? ;)
Originally posted by blood4blood84
Can we get back onto the topic of tricking BDD into posting pics plz? kthx
At least you're being honest. When I get 'em, you Misetingers will be the first to see them.
Oddity
05-02-2003, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by badguy
i'd rather have a bisexual sorioty girl then a hooter skank
Um...who wouldn't? Sadly, we can't have everything. I wish BDD the best of luck with his underaged bar whore. :D
Originally posted by Oddity
*gulp* And you're 5 posts away from a custom title...
Or should I say 5 minutes? ;)
The latter, of course. :D
But combined with my Disciple account I have 1297 now, plus the hundred or so from this account that I deleted before my Discipleship.:trey:
Originally posted by Oddity
Um...who wouldn't? Sadly, we can't have everything. I wish BDD the best of luck with his underaged bar whore. :D
Thanks! :D
But hey, she's not a whore, and I'm underaged too. Stop making me sound like a pedophile! :(
badguy
05-02-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by BDD
Thanks! :D
But hey, she's not a whore, and I'm underaged too. Stop making me sound like a pedophile! :(
if their like within 2 years, your not a pedophile
Originally posted by badguy
if their like within 2 years, your not a pedophile
More words of wisdom. ;)
She's within one year, and she's older than me anyway so I'm fine.
P.S. ++ to 500:D
badguy
05-02-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by BDD
More words of wisdom. ;)
She's within one year, and she's older than me anyway so I'm fine.
P.S. ++ to 500:D
i'm like supporting you fag
psygno
05-02-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by BDD
Well you see...I met a girl last night, her name's Becky.
That's trouble right there. Her name is "Becky" as in "referee at seventh avenue marmalade wrestling Becky" - Not a good sign.
'Twas quite a mise indeed. A friend and I were basically fighting for her (in front of her, they love that sort of thing) and I totally won.
It sounds like a setup. I don't think your friend can be trusted. It is obvious from my point of view that your friend is a pawn in her dirty game. He only made you think he was interested so that you would follow his lead like a sheep. Now that he has done her bidding, she will ritually mutilate him and eat his genetalia before disposing of his remains via a complicated Wiccan mail order scam which trades actual human body parts for tax-free black fingernail polish and shoddy silver jewelry imported illegally from Guatemala.
So to the victor go the spoils, and I spent the rest of the night with her - very nice, we're actually connecting and planning on going to Kings Dominion this weekend. Fucking MISE!
King's Dominion is secret code for "King's Dominion" (The secret code is a very complicated system which uses the letters of the alphabet. The code-makers replace the letters with the exact same letters in the exact same sequence in which they were originally arranged in order to make interceptors believe there is something to decode when there actually isn't. It's unbreakable unless you're me, which I am.) Do not go there. King's Dominion really means "Barnhill's Country Buffet" - It is a place where the demonic hordes go for cheap food served in giant troughs. It got a health department rating of only 83. That's horrible - It pretty much means dead bugs in the stew and raw chicken being rubbed on the forks.
•She works at Hooters (read: great body, tits, etc)
It is worse than I thought. Hooters is the legit face of the international crime syndicate S.P.E.C.T.R.E.! Alert the MI6. It may not be too late to dispatch 007.
•She is actually an enjoyable person, not the kind of "stfu and take your pants off, bitch" girl
Do not underestimate the power of a woman who will call you 'bitch' and demand the removal of your pants.
•She actually enjoys my sense of humor (odd though that may be to Misetingers)
What a wicked game she plays, to make you feel that way. What a wicked thing to do, to make you dream of...you...
Women with senses of humors...es...Can't be trusted. It's a conspiracy of magnanimous proportionments.
•Her birthday is nearby, 10 days before mine (mostly irrelevent but I should find her something)
This is obviously a clever lie designed to dupe you into giving her the Continuum Transfunctioner. Don't do it, dude!
•I met her when she was wearing a fucking business suit, the whole jacket and crap. It's fun to imagine how she would be with more...casual clothes.
If she looks anything like this: http://guerdis.home.mindspring.com/PGI/FunTings/V127164.jpg, be very afraid. She is the leader of the resistance.
•Despite the fact that she is a year older than me (not quite so, but one grade - close enough) I'm still taller than her. And I'm short. :p
Short people got no reason to live, and they will take you down with them. Trust me, I know, my girlfriend is 2 foot 3.
(BTW, If you use the term "grade" in reference to her age, she will immediately recognize you as an agent and will ingest the cyanide capsule. Especially if you say something like: Wow, 8th grade, you're older than me (when you are 23 and in the 7th grade). Trust me, I know, I used to be an 8th grade girl.)
•Did I mention she's really hot and smells good? :D
Did you say this while standing outside a convenience store talking to a fat man in an overcoat?
To answer the inevitable argument, technically we had seen each other before. To answer the inevitable question, I think I'll still go to the anime con, I'm actually looking forward to it now. Just not as much so. ;) To answer the other inevitable question, yes I will post pics if I get some.
None of those questions were inevitable.
Now...discuss.:cool:
Just a couple of questions:
Had you ever seen each other before, or was this a sort of first time attraction of the magnetic sort? Also, what about the anime con, man! Are you just going to blow that off? Oh yeah, dude, are you going to post any pics of her?
Killjoy
05-02-2003, 04:45 PM
Oh..... BAH.
*Cynicism kicks in as per usual*
I wonder where the bullshit ratios lie on this one... 10%? 20%? 50% 90% ... 110... no wait BDD isn't RM... he's not allowed to break the 100% bullshit barrier...
Pale Mage
05-02-2003, 04:52 PM
Can't people just be glad for a brutha when he gets some play anymore? Jeez...
Originally posted by Pale Mage
Can't people just be glad for a brutha when he gets some play anymore? Jeez...
Clearly you should know at this point the answer to your question!
Killjoy
05-02-2003, 04:59 PM
Damn Playaz! Allus shootin' 'emselves inna' foot!...
:mad:
Oddity
05-02-2003, 05:02 PM
Yeah, you guys are trying to be savage cockblockers. Well I've got news for you! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALLLICKERS!
Killjoy
05-02-2003, 05:04 PM
They just don't know what they're missing is all...
At the risk of seeming 19th century...
w00t! MONOGAMY!
:masked:
Pale Mage
05-02-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by iron_monkey
They just don't know what they're missing is all...
At the risk of seeming 19th century...
w00t! MONOGAMY!
:masked:
Monogamy? Who's she? Does she give head?
Oddity
05-02-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Pale Mage
Monogamy? Who's she? Does she give head?
Dude, don't even try. She's tigher than Turboland.
blood4blood84
05-02-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by BDD
She'll be 17 this month.
Which means she's not yet and...
You must be at least 17 years old for hourly employment opportunities with Hooters of America, Inc. and at least 18 or 21 for the Hooters Girl position depending on local alcohol service laws.
http://www.hooters.com/company/careers/hourly/
...which means she can't work there yet.
Hay guys I think I win this thread lol
Beastmouth
05-02-2003, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by blood4blood84
Which means she's not yet and...
http://www.hooters.com/company/careers/hourly/
...which means she can't work there yet.
Hay guys I think I win this thread lol *says TING!*
Dantes
05-02-2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by iron_monkey
They just don't know what they're missing is all...
At the risk of seeming 19th century...
w00t! MONOGAMY!
:masked:
Not a damned thing wrong with it.
Nephilim
05-02-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Dantes
Not a damned thing wrong with it.
Yep. I like to switch up every once and a while. Sometimes I use leather gloves instead of latex, or turkey grease instead of vaseline.
Being single is nerd monogamy as opposed to hookers and shop vacuumer cleaners.
Originally posted by psygno
SuPo
Honestly, did you mean that to be anywhere near funny? I think my head is going to fucking explode if I read another one of your posts. Oh wait, here's an idea...
CONGRATULATIONS TO PSYGNO, THE FIRST MEMBER OF MY IGNORE LIST!
So how does it feel to have this honor? Hmm? What's that? I guess I'll never know. Finally I am free from the SuPo gnome!!!
Spiffy
05-02-2003, 08:15 PM
Wow, it looks like you've really dropped your balls this time, BDD. I'm impressed!
I believe everything EXCEPT the Hooters part. I think that's BS. But it's entirely possible that you found some bitch to slap around, though it's even more likely that she's going to slap you around, just a caution. Then again, if you really want to keep her, do what she says. Everything. And make sure you say this as often as you can: "Thank you ma'am, can I please have another?"
Originally posted by Dantes
*Shifts back into the Matrix, leaving a bewildered zug behind.*
:confused:
you got that right
utopienne
05-02-2003, 11:24 PM
BDD:
I've got a 19 year old girl making her way down from north Queensland to Brisbane (The capital of the state, in the South-East, which is where I live). Been talking on the phone heaps, writing letters etc. Gets down in a few weeks, then permanently moves down here in late June.
Owns an e-commerce business that didn't go bust in the post dot com world. Makes upwards of $500 000 each year, and is about to buy a BMW M5 in cash.
I know it smells like a trap, but I assure you it isn't. I'll post a photo of the two of us some time in the next 2 months ^_^
Ricky
05-03-2003, 12:34 AM
Well gentlemen,
I eat lunch weekly at Hooters.
I am also from Florida, which is home town for Hooters.
I am only about 50 miles from the first Hooters.
I CAN ABSOLUTELY assure you that a 17 year old chiquita(sp) would have no position in the HOOTERS® family.(other than dishwashing or some other minor job).
But on the flip side Hooters is a great place, a mans place even.
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