Cutting the Leash

[utopienne]

Well, after many happy months of me encouraging Para||ax, congratulating him on tings and beating him after he’s misbehaved, it seems like it’s time to let the little blighter go. It hasn’t been an easy decision, but I think that after 400 posts, he’ll be able to make it on his own.

There are many fond memories that I will cherish of Para||ax and I teaming up. Like that time WarWolf tried to shoot him with the Pain Beams. Or the time we were talking about webcomics and he linked to goatse when the thread was talking about Zvi appearing on Penny Arcade.

Sure, I had to explain “Lipstick Lesbians” to him, and I was a bit apprehensive of his Green Lantern avatar, but the fact that he was a n00b and NOT a total fucktard (a rare mix) definitely helped him climb his way out of the pits.

That’s right everyone, I hereby declare that Para||ax is not a n00b anymore, but a fully capable, fully fledged MiseTinger.

Para||ax, I wish you good luck with your future on the MiseTings boards.

"You're throwing self-doubt at us? Mageddon, dude, you're up against the Jerry Springer generation!"

[baka]

Originally posted by utopienne
Well, after many happy months of me encouraging Para||ax, congratulating him on tings and beating him after he’s misbehaved, it seems like it’s time to let the little blighter go. It hasn’t been an easy decision, but I think that after 400 posts, he’ll be able to make it on his own.

There are many fond memories that I will cherish of Para||ax and I teaming up. Like that time WarWolf tried to shoot him with the Pain Beams. Or the time we were talking about webcomics and he linked to goatse when the thread was talking about Zvi appearing on Penny Arcade.

Sure, I had to explain “Lipstick Lesbians” to him, and I was a bit apprehensive of his Green Lantern avatar, but the fact that he was a n00b and NOT a total fucktard (a rare mix) definitely helped him climb his way out of the pits.

That’s right everyone, I hereby declare that Para||ax is not a n00b anymore, but a fully capable, fully fledged MiseTinger.

Para||ax, I wish you good luck with your future on the MiseTings boards.

"You're throwing self-doubt at us? Mageddon, dude, you're up against the Jerry Springer generation!" IT'S A TRAP

[utopienne]

Far from it. Para||ax is
OUT OF THE PITS!!~

[baka]

Originally posted by utopienne
Far from it. Para||ax is
OUT OF THE PITS!!~ Lies.
*goes back to playing RO*

[Arc]

Arc confirms his release.

[Dantes]

Originally posted by Arc
Arc confirms his release.

All in favor, please signify by posting "aye."

[blisterguy]

aye.

[Spiffy]

Aye!

post++

*chugs grog*

[utopienne]

And he still hasn't posted in here yet.

[Para||aX]

Thanks guys, it's been one helluva ride.

And again, sorry for the bandwidth leech thing. I didn't know, seriously.

[Jaha]

Originally posted by Para||aX
Thanks guys, it's been one helluva ride.

And again, sorry for the bandwidth leech thing. I didn't know, seriously.

STFU nOOb!!!11

[utopienne]

Originally posted by Jaha
STFU nOOb!!!11
You're using pink text. Go and stick your face in a blender.

[Para||aX]

Originally posted by Jaha
STFU nOOb!!!11

YOU FUCKING BAG OF OF TARDY SHIT, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING m0pED YOU LITTLE TURD



GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC AND LEAVE MATURE DISCUSSION TO THE BIG BOYS, OK?



PLS. DIE, KTHX!!!



oh, by the way....



SHUT THE FUCK UP, n00b!


Edit :


Jaha : YER SHIT. "SERIOUSLY".

[utopienne]

:O

woah!~

[ViViG00]

Utopienne, your overuse of the tilde (~) reminds me of nothing so much as a guy I'd like to forget who would not stop saying "GoGo Hot Pink~~"

Just so you know how much pain you're causing.

Yes, colors and everything.

[utopienne]

It's not an over-use. I concede that it IS intentional, but only as a poke at cretinous AIM users.

[Para||aX]

ViViG00 isn't a n00b, but he's under 200 posts, so....

Can I adopt him?

[utopienne]

ViViG00 has stated that adoption will have no effect on him. He's been here for 6 months already and doesn't exactly post heaps. Besides, you wanted to adopt Smacktard.

[ViViG00]

Originally posted by utopienne
It's not an over-use. I concede that it IS intentional, but only as a poke at cretinous AIM users.

ANY use of a tilde to end a thought is an overuse.

[Para||aX]

Well, he hasn't PMed me yet so I doubt he's interested.

[ViViG00]

Ah, but the 500 post count WILL be mine.

It'll just take a lot of these postcount++'s.

[utopienne]

Well if you had a willing guide, I'm sure you'd be able to get there.

[ViViG00]

Ah, might as well.

Need I say it?

[Para||aX]

So, you're in?

[ViViG00]

Oh, I was just incrementing my postcount. But sure, what the hell?

[ViViG00]

Messageboard post timing never ceases to amuse me.

Nominally, at least.

[blood4blood84]

Originally posted by utopienne
Well, after many happy months of me encouraging Para||ax, congratulating him on tings and beating him after he’s misbehaved, it seems like it’s time to let the little blighter go. It hasn’t been an easy decision, but I think that after 400 posts, he’ll be able to make it on his own.

There are many fond memories that I will cherish of Para||ax and I teaming up. Like that time WarWolf tried to shoot him with the Pain Beams. Or the time we were talking about webcomics and he linked to goatse when the thread was talking about Zvi appearing on Penny Arcade.

Sure, I had to explain “Lipstick Lesbians” to him, and I was a bit apprehensive of his Green Lantern avatar, but the fact that he was a n00b and NOT a total fucktard (a rare mix) definitely helped him climb his way out of the pits.

That’s right everyone, I hereby declare that Para||ax is not a n00b anymore, but a fully capable, fully fledged MiseTinger.

Para||ax, I wish you good luck with your future on the MiseTings boards.

"You're throwing self-doubt at us? Mageddon, dude, you're up against the Jerry Springer generation!"

Did anyone point out how gay this post sounds?

[Para||aX]

ViViG00, here's your checklist of things to do for the week of May 5-11.

1.) Ting Jaha.

2.) Comment on a senior member's posting strategy.

3.) Start a thread with a picture that gets at least 30 replies.

[utopienne]

Originally posted by blood4blood84
Did anyone point out how gay this post sounds?
And since when were you an expert on gay, Mr "Allison has me whipped"?

[ViViG00]

Originally posted by Para||aX
3.) Start a thread with a picture that gets at least 30 replies.

postCount += 30; ?

[blood4blood84]

Originally posted by utopienne
And since when were you an expert on gay, Mr "Allison has me whipped"?

She has me whipped? News to me lol

[utopienne]

Oh come on... dude. You are SOOO totally whipped.

[blood4blood84]

Originally posted by utopienne
Oh come on... dude. You are SOOO totally whipped.

Someone on the other side of the world knows more about my relationship than I do lol

[utopienne]

I heard it from Arc. Go blame him. Get out of my thread >.<

[blood4blood84]

Originally posted by utopienne
I heard it from Arc. Go blame him. Get out of my thread >.<

Haha, Arc only said that because he's jealous of me ^_^

[utopienne]

He wishes he was whipped?

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by Para||aX
YOU FUCKING BAG OF OF TARDY SHIT, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING m0pED YOU LITTLE TURD



GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC AND LEAVE MATURE DISCUSSION TO THE BIG BOYS, OK?



PLS. DIE, KTHX!!!



oh, by the way....



SHUT THE FUCK UP, n00b!


Edit :


Jaha : YER SHIT. "SERIOUSLY".

hey...fuck you...what do you expect...you wear a faggy green suit...... this is my n00b..... hes in training...... I think hes a he....

*lifts up tail*

yup....

[ViViG00]

Originally posted by darigaaz
hey...fuck you...what do you expect...you wear a faggy green suit...... this is my n00b..... hes in training...... I think hes a he....

*lifts up tail*

yup....

That was far more than any of us wanted or needed to know.

Edit: And for that matter, not to provoke any "hot dar on jah' action" or anything, but I wouldn't be too sure, knowing Jaha.

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by ViViG00
That was far more than any of us wanted or needed to know.

hey...haven't I beaten on you enough? why the hell are you still a n00b?

[Jaha]

Originally posted by Para||aX
ViViG00, here's your checklist of things to do for the week of May 5-11.

1.) Ting Jaha.


So if I don't post this week does he fail?

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by Jaha
So if I don't post this week does he fail?

*gives Jaha raw bloody meat*

goood boy.......

frickin n00bs training n00bs...what the fuck....we need more miserable SOBS....... yeah like the OLD bob...not this limp wristed patriot that roams these boards now.....

[ViViG00]

Fuck you, Jaha. You're smart, I give you that. But your posts are about as saturated as the inside of your head.

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by ViViG00
Fuck you, Jaha. You're smart, I give you that. But your posts are about as saturated as the inside of your head.

*looks for the Ting*


nope

*rings buzzer*

NEXT!!!

[ashitaka]

Originally posted by Jaha
So if I don't post this week does he fail?

Isn't the point of all this n00b-training to get n00bs to post correctly instead of... not posting? :confused:

By the way, Jaha, who adopted you? I checked your sig, but you don't say. :p

[Para||aX]

Originally posted by Jaha
So if I don't post this week does he fail?

STFU n00b, "SERIOUSLY"

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by ashitaka
Isn't the point of all this n00b-training to get n00bs to post correctly instead of... not posting? :confused:

By the way, Jaha, who adopted you? I checked your sig, but you don't say. :p

Read again.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[ashitaka]

Originally posted by darigaaz
Read again.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Maybe I was wrong on the purpose...

...but your n00b still won't admit to being adopted. ;)

[/Tattle tale]

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by ashitaka
Maybe I was wrong on the purpose...

...but your n00b still won't admit to being adopted. ;)

[/Tattle tale]

would you? ther eis still room for Minion_ashitaka

[theorgg]

http://the-wall.net/~devo-obsesso/images/photos/candid/jlens-booji-slash77.jpg

postcount ++

[ashitaka]

Originally posted by darigaaz
would you? ther eis still room for Minion_ashitaka

A part of me is honored, but you should focus on Jaha. He seems like he'll need a lot of work.

I could, however, teach you about anime during those quiet times you have Jaha locked in a cold, lightless room. Admit it, you like the thought of Otaku_Darigaaz. :D

[utopienne]

Originally posted by ashitaka
Admit it, you like the thought of Otaku_Darigaaz. :D
Like I said, I approve. But I'm not going to force dar in to accepting this.

[ViViG00]

I first read that as

Originally posted by ashitaka
...during those quiet times you and Jaha are locked in a cold, lightless room...

"Seriously"

[Jaha]

Originally posted by ashitaka
A part of me is honored, but you should focus on Jaha. He seems like he'll need a lot of work.


What the fuck do you mean I'm going to need a lot of work? Do I need to mispell evary oder word so I fin in wit Baguy?

Should I go to every thread that ViViG00 posts in and remind him about his pea sized testicles. Regardless of what he posts?

I'm confused....and I swear to God if ViviG00 goes to another one of my posts and quotes it and only replies with the word Seriously I'm going to find his little pea sized testicles and make him beg for me to cut them off

[ViViG00]

Originally posted by Jaha
Should I go to every thread that ViViG00 posts in and remind him about his pea sized testicles. Regardless of what he posts?

Is this the only insult you know?

Originally posted by Jaha
I'm confused....and I swear to God if ViviG00 goes to another one of my posts and quotes it and only replies with the word Seriously I'm going to find his little pea sized testicles and make him beg for me to cut them off

I'm tempted... but instead I'll simply point out that YOU DIDN'T FUCKING READ MY POST. I said seriously in quotes but once. And it wasn't the only thing in that post. Don't get so fucking upset because your sig sucks.

Anyway, you seem confused about your identity. This (http://btg.ath.cx/google/search/search2hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=n00b&btnG=Google+Search.html) should help.

Brought to you by Google, ViVi's favorite search engine!

[Jaha]

Alright, I admit it. I have no understanding of why your doing Google search's on my name. Would you explain it, because if it's funny or witty or something it's over my head

[ViViG00]

I just like google. A lot. Seriously, you should see some of the sites that come up.

Edit: Oh, that last search wasn't on your name. Go check the search box.

[utopienne]

Originally posted by ViViG00
Anyway, you seem confused about your identity. This (http://btg.ath.cx/google/search/search2hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=n00b&btnG=Google+Search.html) should help.

Brought to you by Google, ViVi's favorite search engine!
http://crayonline.com/pics/other/smilies/owned.gif
Bravo!

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by utopienne
http://crayonline.com/pics/other/smilies/owned.gif
Bravo!

owned? WTF?

get some glasses......

[utopienne]

Well at least it was humorous.

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by utopienne
Well at least it was humorous.

he's using the same joke twice in the same context....

the first post was good..the follow up put it through the floor....

[ashitaka]

Originally posted by darigaaz
the first post was good..the follow up put it through the floor....

I think the second post was because Jaha didn't appear to understand the joke. ViVi is teh expert at traps. Or something.

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by ashitaka
I think the second post was because Jaha didn't appear to understand the joke. ViVi is teh expert at traps. Or something.

keep scrapein the barrel...you'll get somthing

[utopienne]

Originally posted by darigaaz
keep scrapein the barrel...you'll get somthing
Yes, Vegemite.

[ashitaka]

Originally posted by darigaaz
keep scrapein the barrel...you'll get somthing

What am I scraping the barrel for? :confused:

I honestly think Jaha didn't fall into the goatse google trap. Had he clicked any links, I think we would have seen a more emotional* response.











*By emotional, I mean vulgar. Jaha is your n00b, darigaaz.

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by utopienne
Yes, Vegemite.

or splinters...

[Para||aX]

The current Utopienne dynasty/crazy pyramid scheme is as follows :

Head = Utopienne

Level 1 = Para||aX (success!) and any other n00bs Utopienne adopts

Level 2 = n00bs adopted by Level 1s

and so on and so forth.

The current Darigaaz dynasty/crazy pyramid scheme is as follows.

Head = Darigaaz

Level 1 = A bunch of failures

"WE WIN U LOSE KTHX BAI BAI!!!!1"
10-year old korean on counterstrike

[utopienne]

Heh, you make it sound like we're splitting in to factions.

[bekel]

Let's not let whatever Jaha and ViviG00 have going between them divide the board.

I say let's throw them both into the pits and see who lives.

[m0ped]

Originally posted by bekel
Let's not let whatever Jaha and ViviG00 have going between them divide the board.

I say let's throw them both into the pits and see who lives.

and me without my binoculars.

[blisterguy]

Originally posted by utopienne
...Vegemite.
zzzzzzzzzzzzigtizt! i didn't come in you, i swear!