n00bs who are available.

[utopienne]

If you're a n00b and are available for adoption (you all are, so don't say you're not), please post in here so our eager Trainers/Guides can find one of you to take home and love.

[utopienne]

Smacktard (http://www.misetings.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=1195) is available for adoption.

Post count ~80, shows a good taste in humour devices such as blatant and obscure sarcasm. He has learnt to hate Random-Miser from hanging around the big kids.

Won't someone please give this n00b a home?

[Satsuki Yatouji]

Am I a n00b?

[utopienne]

You've been here for 2 months at most and have a post count higher than 100.

You don't seem like a total waste of time, so I guess it couldn't hurt to put you up for adoption. Your willingness to learn the way we do things around here definitely runs in your favour.

I don't see why you should be denied that which you wish and would be good for all of us.

[Nephilim]

Originally posted by Satsuki Yatouji
Am I a n00b?

That's a very pertinent question. If utopienne is going to take his time and give a full definition of who is worthy to adopt a "n00b", he must also define what "noob" is. My call is that anyone with a post count below 500 for high range people and 100 for low range. Oddity's n00b's only thread marks 100 as the count of being able to walk out into the real MT forums and 500 is the custom tag number which means you've said enough that you can have your own identity.

Personally, I think age should be a factor, ie. anyone under 17 and male is probably going to act like a twat.

Edit: edits instead of replies are fun... I agree with your response.

[utopienne]

I was thinking of saying you were up for adoption, Neph. However, you seem to be wise enough to manage on your own.

n00bs are generally people with a long membership time and a low post count, or people who have been around for a short time and spout some sort of drivel.

Generally, people under 200ish posts and morons over 200. I'd still class badguy as a n00b, but no one is going to touch that one.

[FFMiser]

*wants to adopt RM*

[utopienne]

Originally posted by FFMiser
*wants to adopt RM*
I'm sorry, the Adopt-a-n00b board regrets to inform you that Random-Miser is not up for adoption.













































































DUDE!!~

[sliver]

I guess im interested. Ive been here for a month or two but dont post that frequently.

[utopienne]

Tell us a little about yourself, sliver.

[blood4blood84]

Originally posted by Satsuki Yatouji
Am I a n00b?

I'll adopt you

[utopienne]

Originally posted by blood4blood84
I'll adopt you
I whole heartedly endorse this service and/or product.

I thought you might've picked Satsuki, on account of badguy being gay.

[blood4blood84]

Originally posted by utopienne
I thought you might've picked Satsuki, on account of badguy being gay.

Thats what sold me :rolleyes:

[utopienne]

Originally posted by blood4blood84
Thats what sold me :rolleyes:
Why aren't you answering AIM? You at home now and haven't bothered signing in?

[utopienne]

SLManon, tibjay and tonym are also valid candidates for adoption.

[blood4blood84]

Originally posted by utopienne
Why aren't you answering AIM? You at home now and haven't bothered signing in?

Can't you read my away message? Im at home for Fri and Sat so I can change my brakes / oil. :p

[Para||aX]

SLManon rats on RM on irc, which is so 90's.

FAILED!

tibjay and tonym don't ring any bells.

UNQUALIFIED!

Satsuki's got class.

TAKEN!

Smacktard....

Hmmm....

Smacktard, you interested?

[Jaha]

you all stay the fuck away from me

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by Jaha
you all stay the fuck away from me

will do!

fucking n00bs......

[BobtheJunkie]

Hehehe...

Do I even need to post in this thread? >:}

[Zug]

I don't really get this shenanigan, but it looks like I've been adopted by KamiKaze and/or IronMonkey

[KamiKaze]

Originally posted by Zug
I don't really get this shenanigan, but it looks like I've been adopted by KamiKaze and/or IronMonkey

iron monkey is too noob to adopt anybody.

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by Jaha
you all stay the fuck away from me
well jaha... I've been bugged enough... and your the only miserable son of a bitch I accually like....what do you say fucktard?

[Lucifer]

what excactly is involved in being adopted?

Will a noob's new patron help you survive to full membership, or will he/she be the one dishing out punishment if you fail to behave properly?

[Jaha]

I guess it wouldn't hurt being adopted...even though I don't really understand the point.

Maybe you could explain what's wrong with BadGuy. It seems all he does is go to every thread ignore what the topic is and type random Shit.

...not that there is anything wrong with that:rolleyes:

[sliver]

Originally posted by utopienne
Tell us a little about yourself, sliver.

Well lets see. My first name is Jon. I was born in Mississippi, and havent lived my whole life anywhere (dmn the military). I live in germany right now, but i dont speak very good german. In fact i spoke none at all when i first came here in Nov. I moved here from oklahoma, which is the best state :cool: (if that isnt enough to classify me as n00b i dont what is). Almost all of time is dedicated to Magic :). If there is anything else jsut ask.

STARCRAFT IS TEH ROXORS :D

[badguy]

i claim lithium.




and jaha. its called hazing. get used to it shitface

[m0ped]

Originally posted by Jaha
Maybe you could explain what's wrong with BadGuy. It seems all he does is go to every thread ignore what the topic is and type random Shit.

...not that there is anything wrong with that:rolleyes:

Don't forget the violent stabbing and the horrible spelling.



Jaha has intellimegence. I say he/she/it's adoptable.

[SpiritMongoose]

Originally posted by BobtheJunkie
Hehehe...

Do I even need to post in this thread? >:}

^_^

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by badguy
i claim lithium.




and jaha. its called hazing. get used to it shitface

back off you green sack of shit....... I'll let him loose and that will be the end of your *BAGUY SMASH* days......

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by m0ped
Don't forget the violent stabbing and the horrible spelling.



Jaha has intellimegence. I say he/she/it's adoptable.

Jaha's my dog.... go get your own.....

[m0ped]

Originally posted by darigaaz
Jaha's my dog.... go get your own.....

I allready claimed Mango Butternuts in another thread, I just said Jaha was worthy of the effort.

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by m0ped
I allready claimed Mango Butternuts in another thread, I just said Jaha was worthy of the effort.

lol mango butternuts... I guess he is a frickin n00b huh?

[m0ped]

well, like I explained in the other thread, sure he has over 500 posts, but take away the article thread, he can't have more than a dozen. That makes em lurker/n00bish

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by m0ped
well, like I explained in the other thread, sure he has over 500 posts, but take away the article thread, he can't have more than a dozen. That makes em lurker/n00bish

call him out... the sack of shit needs to be hazed....

[utopienne]

*Cough*

Signatures please people.

My adopted n00b is n00b's name (n00b's user profile)

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by utopienne
*Cough*

Signatures please people.

My adopted n00b is n00b's name (n00b's user profile)

sure.....

[BobtheJunkie]

Originally posted by SpiritMongoose
^_^

Hey SM, you're 5 posts away from having custom-title bliss...

[utopienne]

I never thought I'd see the day that darigaaz adopted a n00b. Even if he wants to call them "Mignon" instead of n00b.

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by utopienne
I never thought I'd see the day that darigaaz adopted a n00b. Even if he wants to call them "Mignon" instead of n00b.

well fillet of n00b don't sound right.... and Jaha seems miserable....

[utopienne]

Lucifer and Sliver are still available.

If you want to try and weed someone out that not too many people know about, you should start looking here (http://www.misetings.com/forums/memberlist.php?s=&what=datejoined).

Another place to look at is The n00b Thread (http://www.misetings.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2749). Rylasasin, halcyon, Four, Phyxius (recommended), Doc Vacation, TheManiac, Vixis (recommended), Vicious and scrub are all potential adoptees.

[badguy]

some people made up the stupidest names. goatse.cx? WTF?!?!?!?!?!

[ashitaka]

Do I need to be adopted? :confused:

[badguy]

Originally posted by ashitaka
Do I need to be adopted? :confused:

no. your cool. or something

[utopienne]

Originally posted by ashitaka
Do I need to be adopted? :confused:
No.

[KamiKaze]

bah, it didnt put my sig on my old, sig-less posts.

[ViViG00]

Have I not posted enough in my stay or have I somehow graduated to full member?

[utopienne]

Originally posted by ViViG00
Have I not posted enough in my stay or have I somehow graduated to full member?
Far from a full member, sorry pal. You can be adopted if you really want to, but it'll be by either FFMiser or Rufus.

[ViViG00]

Originally posted by utopienne
Far from a full member, sorry pal. You can be adopted if you really want to, but it'll be by either FFMiser or Rufus.

X-^

Well if anybody wants to adopt me, know that it won't change my posting frequency.

I'm thinking "Random" for custom title when I get there.

[LÏTHÏÜM]

I feel accepted now...Badguy has chosen me!

[utopienne]

Originally posted by LÏTHÏÜM
I feel accepted now...Badguy has chosen me!
I reluctantly accept this decision. I just hope your spelling, grammar and intelligence doesn't suffer.

[LÏTHÏÜM]

Originally posted by utopienne
I reluctantly accept this decision. I just hope your spelling, grammar and intelligence doesn't suffer.


I don't tink they vill :p

[blood4blood84]

Originally posted by LÏTHÏÜM
I don't tink they vill :p

More like youre shift and b key ecome roke.

[utopienne]

Originally posted by LÏTHÏÜM
I don't tink they vill :p
Badguy's not European.

[SamIAint]

can't remember if i am a n00b or not... prolly am. if so, adopt me. if not...........

















stfu!







hurrah!

[bekel]

Originally posted by utopienne
If you're a n00b and are available for adoption (you all are, so don't say you're not), please post in here so our eager Trainers/Guides can find one of you to take home and love.

Well, even though my post count is under a thousand, I believe that I am possibly mature enough to mentor a n00b. If you believe the same, just assign one who seems to not be a total spastic mental case and who can communicate without using "fucktard" or other swear words--or a n00b who can be creative in their usage like Dar and Taeme. I appreciate creativity.

The only thing that might get in the way of sponsoring a n00b is that occasionally I have a life, which interferes with posting.

[FFMiser]

Blisterguy'll be bekel's n00b anytime....

[bekel]

Originally posted by FFMiser
Blisterguy'll be bekel's n00b anytime....

It's more like I'd be blister's n00b. To learn at the feet of creative genius...as long as he washes those feet, it would be awesome.


;)

[badguy]

Originally posted by bekel
It's more like I'd be blister's n00b. To learn at the feet of creative genius...as long as he washes those feet, it would be awesome.


;)

you just want to have nasty new zealander sex with him

[bekel]

Originally posted by badguy
you just want to have nasty new zealander sex with him

We're both married. To other people. Not going there.

I admire his creative genius.



















but he is really cute

[badguy]

Originally posted by bekel
We're both married. To other people. Not going there.

I admire his creative genius.



















but he is really cute

if your a sheep.

[left sock]

Someone pick me. I feel left out.:(

[bekel]

Originally posted by left sock
Someone pick me. I feel left out.:(

If I'm approved, I'll take you.

I've toilet-trained kids before. The last time, I didn't even have to use a tazer.

[bekel]

Originally posted by left sock
Someone pick me. I feel left out.:(

If I'm approved, I'll take you.

I've toilet-trained kids before. The last time, I didn't even have to use a tazer.

[FFMiser]

I see everything twice!

[ashitaka]

Originally posted by FFMiser
I see everything twice!

You should get some help. I only see bekel's post twice. Everything else is fine. :wise:

[FFMiser]

Mise well Jump! Go ahead and Jump!

[utopienne]

Originally posted by bekel
If I'm approved, I'll take you.

I've toilet-trained kids before. The last time, I didn't even have to use a tazer.
Application Approved. Congratulations to both of you.

[Ichijouji]

*grabs ashitaka by the head, examines him*

I'll adopt this one.

[utopienne]

As long as ashitaka agrees, I agree.

[ashitaka]

It can't hurt...




...can it?

[Major Tom?]

Well, after spending some time deciding, I joined these forums. Here's to the future *takes a shot*:wise:

[Para||aX]

Originally posted by Major Tom?
Well, after spending some time deciding, I joined these forums. Here's to the future *takes a shot*:wise:

Welcome to the forums, n00b (and I mean this in the least offensive way possible).

Points to the n00b thread

[Major Tom?]

*accepts n00b status
*goes to n00b thread to learn... and grow strong!

[utopienne]

Originally posted by Major Tom?
*accepts n00b status
*goes to n00b thread to learn... and grow strong!
*Takes you under his wing*

[Vicious]

Well, I'm putting myself up for adoption, if anyone wants me.

[blisterguy]

Originally posted by FFMiser
I see everything twice!
quality quote, sir.

[blisterguy]

Originally posted by bekel
We're both married. To other people. Not going there.

I admire his creative genius.

but he is really cute
*blushes*

[scrub]

I'm available.

Remember, adoption (or "adoptino") just may save you the frustration of reading inane, pointless, and self-referential sentences like this one.

[smileman1321]

I want to be adopted.

[SLManon]

/me etc.

[left sock]

Originally posted by bekel
If I'm approved, I'll take you.

I've toilet-trained kids before. The last time, I didn't even have to use a tazer.

After seeing your title, I'm not so sure, just stay away with those scissors.;)

[The Emperor]

Originally posted by left sock
After seeing your title, I'm not so sure, just stay away with those scissors.;)

Bekel is a savage tutor...accept her into your heart.

[Beastmouth]

Hey, PeV, can you recommend a n00b for me? I'll have a lot of spare time during my recuperation.

[Zug]

Originally posted by Paladin en-Vec
Bekel is a savage tutor...accept her into your heart.

I don't think it's his heart he's worried about :west:

[Ankhiseth]

Am I still a n00b?

I guess I lurk alot, but I have been around for awhile...

And I can ting people when need be.

[Dantes]

Is Petrarch up for adoption?

[SpiritMongoose]

Originally posted by smileman1321
I want to be adopted.

I'll adopt you if you take back calling me a fag and mentioning my name in the same sentence as Random-Miser.

:ackbar:

[utopienne]

Originally posted by SpiritMongoose
I'll adopt you if you take back calling me a fag and mentioning my name in the same sentence as Random-Miser.
Ex-Disciples are banned from adopting n00bs.

[Beastmouth]

Originally posted by SpiritMongoose
I'll adopt you if you take back calling me a fag and mentioning my name in the same sentence as Random-Miser.

:ackbar: Hands off! He's mine!

[left sock]

I thought he was the success?:confused:

[SpiritMongoose]

Originally posted by utopienne
Ex-Disciples are banned from adopting n00bs.

Isn't there some class I could take or something?

[left sock]

Originally posted by Beastmouth
Hands off! He's mine! He's my precious

And the fight for the newb begins.

[Beastmouth]

Originally posted by left sock
And the fight for the newb begins. Like I'd ever end a sentence without punctuation
:rolleyes:

[SpiritMongoose]

Originally posted by left sock
And the fight for the newb begins.

It was a trap anyways.

notice the ":ackbar:"

[KT]

Hmm, adoption huh, the realm of thopse whom conception eludes ;)

[blisterguy]

Originally posted by KT
Hmm, adoption huh, the realm of thopse whom conception eludes ;)
how many of these people can you actually picture having sex? i mean really...

[SpiritMongoose]

Originally posted by blisterguy
how many of these people can you actually picture having sex? i mean really...

Probably just the ones he/she/it/they has seen pics of. :rolleyes:

[Beastmouth]

Originally posted by blisterguy
how many of these people can you actually picture having sex? i mean really... Are you propositioning me, blisterjohn?

[blisterguy]

Originally posted by Beastmouth
Are you propositioning me, blisterjohn?
yesno.

does your penis glow?