St. Dogbert

[Dogbert]

I have now decided to become St. Dogbert. A number of things come with the title, "Saint". The 2 most notable ones being:

- St. Dogbert will now talk in the third person and
- St. Dogbert will heal injured newbies with his left paw, and drive out the demons of stupidity with his right.

That is all.

[darigaaz]

A saint?
well then st.dogbert, we will see how well you can heal the weak, we shall see * evil grin* *pulls out axe*

[Dogbert]

Out!! OUT!!

[Link]

As long as it ain't Cardinal Dogbert...

[brandywine]

saint eh? so that means i can swear in your name?

i swear by the goodness of st dogbert.... all newbies will get a good tongue lashing here... and if they're lucky it'll be from cade.

[Norrin Rad]

Can you heal my scrubbiness?

[Link]

Are you going to cleanse the evil of yershit.com out of the holy realm of Misetings?

[Dogbert]

Are you going to cleanse the evil of yershit.com out of the holy realm of Misetings?

Why! I have a new mission! Fear not, it is now my duty to wipe clean the Misetings boot of the reeking feces that is yershit.com.

And Norrin - some things can never be healed.

And Brandy, you can swear in my name.

[Basilisk]

OH NOOOOOO!!! DOGBERT IS IN LEAGUE WITH ALL OF THOSE BAD BAD PRIESTS!!!

*Puts on a pair of iron pants and locks the belt*
:west:
Safe, for the moment...

[Dogbert]

OH NOOOOOO!!! DOGBERT IS IN LEAGUE WITH ALL OF THOSE BAD BAD PRIESTS!!!

OUT DEMON OF STUPIDITY!!! OUT!!!

[kl0wn]

Ever wonder why altar boys have a part in their hair?

[Basilisk]

They don't. :rolleyes:

[m0ped]

St. Dogbert, the patron saint of newbies and midgets

[kl0wn]

'"It'll be our little secret", the priest sez, stoking the top of the altar boy's head.'

Yeah, well, I'm Roman Catholic, so the altar boys at my church do...

[brianp]

will you be touching my penis now?

[Dogbert]

will you be touching my penis now?

No, I'm a saint not a member of the Catholic Church.

[brandywine]

Originally posted by Dogbert


No, I'm a saint not a member of the Catholic Church.

tehee... but that's an impressive member you've got there ;-)

[kl0wn]

Originally posted by brianp
will you be touching my penis now?

No, but I'm sure you could find a Catholic church nearby...

[Dogbert]

That has been said! OUT!! OUT!!

[Dogbert]

tehee... but that's an impressive member you've got there ;-)

Thank you, I like to keep it polished.

[victimization]

I thought St. Dogbert was supposed to talk in third person?!?:west: :west: :west:

[Dogbert]

St. Dogbert stands corrected

[victimization]

7]-[47'5 \/\/]-[47 1 7]-[0|_|g]-[7:west: :west: :west: :west: :west:

[Dogbert]

??

[utopienne]

Originally posted by victimization
7]-[47'5 \/\/]-[47 1 7]-[0|_|g]-[7:west: :west: :west: :west: :west:
f00, d06b3r7 0wn2 j00

j00r l33t i5 700 much... k33p i7 5imp13

[Dogbert]

Yes, 541n7 D0gb3r7 0wn5 j00.

[victimization]

j00 |)0n'7 o\/\/n /\/\3!

[Dogbert]

Saint Dogbert don't give a crap bout yo l33t, when he has BINARY.

110100101101001010011001010010100 :west:

[brandywine]

one... one... one... ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE!!!!!!

damn... that's some mighty good binary you've got there ;-)

[Dogbert]

Thanks Brandy, no l33t can stop my binary!

[victimization]

that's fine i like binary too

10101010101010101

[brandywine]

Originally posted by Dogbert
Thanks Brandy, no l33t can stop my binary!

we are truly geeks.:p

[Dogbert]

we are truly geeks.

Saint Dogbert hasn't seen the light of day in 8 years... :(

[utopienne]

light?

[victimization]

good job to st. dogbert for continuing to speak in third person:west: :west: :west: :west: :west:

[victimization]

so when do i lose my n00b title?
:confused:

[brandywine]

Originally posted by Dogbert


Saint Dogbert hasn't seen the light of day in 8 years... :(

light... i've heard of that... it's EEEEEEVIL. unless it's a big spot light i'm blinding an actor with. then it's pure heaven.

so tell me.... how big is your dr pepper collection?

[Dogbert]

Dr Pepper? Saint Dogbert hasn't heard of that - last drink he heard of was Tab.

[brandywine]

hahaha... you poor thing! come... enjoy the world of splendor that is dr pepper....

or hell... let's go hit the bars!!!

[Dogbert]

Come newbies (not literally), visit the joy of bars and strip clubs. GO FORTH, YOUNG ONES. Anyone see the Young Ones? Man, that programme was funny. Only did 12 episodes though. Same with Faulty Towers, with John Cleese. John Cleese from Monty Python. God, Saint Dogbert could talk about Monty Python all day. Clearly, the Holy Grail was better than the other films, that goes without saying. Probably rated as the best film ever, maybe alongside The Usual Suspects - i swear no-one saw that plot twist coming right at the end.

Like Saint Dogbert was saying - GO FORTH, YOUNG ONES, INTO THE WILD YOU GO!

[utopienne]

rick, shut up, or else i'll kill you - vyvyan

right, we're off to the laundry, i want to wash my smalls, and i don't mean dipping my googlies in a glass of water - mike (being played by adrian edmonson)

[brandywine]

googlies?!?!?!?!?! what country are you in? hahahahaha

faulty towers... that show ruled! although red dwarf kicks all their asses!!!! shmegheads aren't we all?

[Dogbert]

You must bring us, ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!! And then, cut down the mighest tree in the forest with.....A HERRING!

[darigaaz]

NI!!!

[BigPoppaW]

mmm Monty Python Qoutes.... I have truly been defeated. Well anyways since my second cousin on my Mom's side is a Priest of the Roman Catholic Church. (Mm Heretic am I considered by family) I use my Black Powers and my connection to Officially Dub Thee Saint Dogbert De Misetings,:west: ::Whacks Dogbert in the head with a stick:: Come we celebrate now, I'll bring the Cristal and the Strippers.

[brandywine]

Originally posted by darigaaz
NI!!!

my favorite..."it's got HUGE fangs" complete with hand gestures of course.

[m0ped]

So..... If, she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. Therefore........WITCH!!!!!!!! BURN HER!!!!!


She turned me into a newt, (everyone looks quizzically), well, I got better.

so dom good

[utopienne]

Originally posted by brandywine
googlies?!?!?!?!?! what country are you in? hahahahaha

faulty towers... that show ruled! although red dwarf kicks all their asses!!!! shmegheads aren't we all?

what country is who in... if it's me, i'm in australia...

british comedy is the best.

"right lister, i'm putting you on report for making irritating noises, distracting a senior officer, and not saying anything"

[brandywine]

hahahahahaa!!!!!

yea brit comedy rules!!! i need more man... it's like a drug!

[Dogbert]

Technically, Saint Dogbert could be British Comedy. Same with Shatner's Basoon - where the fuck is shatner anyway? GET OVER HERE SHATNER, WE'SA BIN NEEDIN YO.

[darigaaz]

Originally posted by m0ped
So..... If, she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. Therefore........WITCH!!!!!!!! BURN HER!!!!!


She turned me into a newt, (everyone looks quizzically), well, I got better.

so dom good

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!.........BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!......

[Chicken-Bringer]

Can I sub in for Shatner's.
Hang on a sec, this is a magic humor site which now quotes Python and yet no-one has mentioned TIM!
anyone remember The Brittas Empire?

[m0ped]

*high pitched squeaky voice* There are thooosseeeee who call me....Tim



BOOOM!!!!!!

[brandywine]

*falls hysterically onto the floor and cant stop laughing*

yes. my co-workers think i am a total loon now because i'm running around saying "TIM!"

[Dogbert]

You know the whole, Zeus thing - with the grail shaped light in the castle and the blondes and brunettes all aged between 17 and 21 and a half? Notice their names. Dr Piglet and, none other than, Dr Midget. Oh, and Crapper.

[Tuhvero]

I want to go to the Castle Anthrax

[brandywine]

Originally posted by Tuhvero
I want to go to the Castle Anthrax

i want to go to the male version!!!! :-)

[Dogbert]

There is no male version, Crapper.:west:

[darigaaz]

ah yes castle anthrax, bad zut! evil naughty wicked zut! they all deserve a spanking.......

i want to go to the male version!!!! :-)

welcome..... *scratches nuts*

*you look around and there is porn on every tv, sports on every other tv, underwear hanging from the lights, diry clothes every where, empty pizza boxes.........*

[Tuhvero]

not to mention that it has never been cleaned or dusted

[Tinkerbell]

Given the choice I don't know which version is better...

[Dogbert]

I'd have to say, the female version, yet with boxes of pizza. That would be the best.

Saint Dogbert - smart, sassy, sexy and full of shit.

[AntZ]

i feel defiled - Dogbert has more posts on a thread about him than there are on a thread about blowjobs. Does this seem wrong to anyone else?

[darigaaz]

PENIS!!!

[Dogbert]

i feel defiled - Dogbert has more posts on a thread about him than there are on a thread about blowjobs. Does this seem wrong to anyone else?

Well this is my thread.

And every thread in misetings is about blowjobs, at least on a subconcious level.

[Spiffy]

I was wandering around some garage sales today (WOW! Pokemon crap!) and I saw a Dogbert for sale, one of those with a suction cup on it so you can stick it to a window. I asked how much it was, and I managed to get it for 25 cents. It's a bargain, almost too much of a bargain. Sorry, man, but you've got some work to do before you're respected. I mean, you should have seen the look on her face, it was like it was a puppy or something, not a holy Saint. I've added it to my shrine, just to let you know.

[Dogbert]

Thanks Spiffy, we've got to look out for these poor little guys. Some people just don't know their value. :masked:

[brandywine]

Originally posted by Dogbert
Thanks Spiffy, we've got to look out for these poor little guys. Some people just don't know their value. :masked:

*pats dogbert on the back* it's ok man. he won't always be "a little guy". you just need a cade bj. :D