The Mike Flores Fact Thread

**funkeymonkeyman** · 12-02-2005, 05:44 PM

Based on such brilliance as: http://www.4q.cc/vin/, etc... This thread is for posting facts about the Magic-mastermind himself, Mike Flores. Only real facts, don't make stuff up cause that's mean.

I'll start us off:

"Cutting Mike Flores's deck does not change the order of the cards."

"Mike Flores is the only player that the DCI allows to have more than 15 cards in his sideboard, and as a result Mike is often seen playing 12 or more decks over the course of a tournament."

"Mike Flores always has priority.

**Ohtarello** · 12-02-2005, 05:46 PM

Mike Flores thinks that this is a great thread.

**UncleE** · 12-02-2005, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohtarello

Mike Flores thinks that this is a great thread.

*TING*

Mike Flores is the new Elvis

**AanAllein** · 12-02-2005, 05:50 PM

Mike Flores has built all versions of Mono Blue Control ever conceived.

Mike Flores came up with the Life from the Loam/Trade Routes engine.

they should add those

**zaphod** · 12-02-2005, 05:50 PM

Bob Dole thinks reading the first post in this thread while imitating Bob Dole is hilarious.

**Tilde** · 12-02-2005, 05:53 PM

Mike Flores is the world's foremost plagiarism detective.

**Ohtarello** · 12-02-2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AanAllein

Mike Flores has built all versions of Mono Blue Control ever conceived.

Mike Flores came up with the Life from the Loam/Trade Routes engine.

they should add those

I think you have the best sig on MiseTings. It's got hilarity, Hat points, and nipples. What's not to love?

**Tenshi** · 12-02-2005, 06:01 PM

In soviet russia the Flores mikes you!

**Leprosy** · 12-02-2005, 06:04 PM

"Mike Flores is barned by misetings poster funkeymonkeyman."

**AanAllein** · 12-02-2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenshi

In soviet russia the Flores mikes you!

In soviet russia shut up

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohtarello

I think you have the best sig on MiseTings. It's got hilarity, Hat points, and nipples. What's not to love?

:wub:

**funkeymonkeyman** · 12-02-2005, 06:07 PM

It's a well known fact that discarding a card from you hand gives Mike Flores +1/+1, but scientists also speculate that removing two cards from your graveyard works just as well, if not better.

**JSexton** · 12-02-2005, 06:11 PM

Mike Flores has threshold at zero cards, thus applying 4 to the facehole 24/7.

Mike Flores needs no errata.

**UncleE** · 12-02-2005, 06:17 PM

Mike Flores is banned in Vintage

**Ridiculous Hat** · 12-02-2005, 06:19 PM

When a man questions Flores' deck creations, his pro player barns are known to descend on the hapless fellow like a pack of wild dogs while Flores himself looks on in amusement. He frequently watches the brutality while dining on fine cheese.

Mike Flores often helps out the protletariat qualify for the pro tour with decks extracted from his own feces.

Mike Flores once saved a burning church full of orphans by sideboarding in Cranial Extractions.

**The Motley Fool** · 12-02-2005, 06:49 PM

Mike Flores is ALWAYS the beatdown.

12-02-2005, 05:44 PM	#1
funkeymonkeyman Ninja Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6,485	The Mike Flores Fact Thread Based on such brilliance as: http://www.4q.cc/vin/, etc... This thread is for posting facts about the Magic-mastermind himself, Mike Flores. Only real facts, don't make stuff up cause that's mean. I'll start us off: "Cutting Mike Flores's deck does not change the order of the cards." "Mike Flores is the only player that the DCI allows to have more than 15 cards in his sideboard, and as a result Mike is often seen playing 12 or more decks over the course of a tournament." "Mike Flores always has priority. __________________ Frankly, I'm not even sure what "cone" is supposed to mean.

12-02-2005, 05:46 PM	#2
Ohtarello Something Witty Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,557	Re: The Mike Flores Fact Thread Mike Flores thinks that this is a great thread.

12-02-2005, 05:50 PM	#4
AanAllein cowboy Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 8,378	Re: The Mike Flores Fact Thread Mike Flores has built all versions of Mono Blue Control ever conceived. Mike Flores came up with the Life from the Loam/Trade Routes engine. they should add those

12-02-2005, 05:50 PM	#5
zaphod He threw a car at my head Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,729	Re: The Mike Flores Fact Thread Bob Dole thinks reading the first post in this thread while imitating Bob Dole is hilarious. __________________ Ridiculous Hat- just don't get modo, for the love of god don't get modo. It will devour your soul.

12-02-2005, 05:53 PM	#6
Tilde Tiny, or Tinyest? Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,109	Re: The Mike Flores Fact Thread Mike Flores is the world's foremost plagiarism detective. __________________ NicotineJones - seriously though. crazy. i'd be gay, except i really like vagina. Super-officer of the Rebel Alliance estel - my name is w00timus maximus, commander of the newbie fagslayers' alliance, loyal servant of the true lampoon. father to a banned son, husband to a banned wife. and i will have my vengeance, on this account or the next Named Rebel Alliance Man of the Year 2006 5 SuPo points. I CHOOSE YOU HEGELMON. Last edited by Tilde : 12-02-2005 at 05:59 PM.

12-02-2005, 06:07 PM	#11
funkeymonkeyman Ninja Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6,485	Re: The Mike Flores Fact Thread It's a well known fact that discarding a card from you hand gives Mike Flores +1/+1, but scientists also speculate that removing two cards from your graveyard works just as well, if not better. __________________ Frankly, I'm not even sure what "cone" is supposed to mean.

12-02-2005, 06:11 PM	#12
JSexton “The poor man’s Sherlock” Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 8,597	Re: The Mike Flores Fact Thread Mike Flores has threshold at zero cards, thus applying 4 to the facehole 24/7. Mike Flores needs no errata. __________________ Handy-dandy guide to who's who in mafia on 'tings, 'tings2, lampoon, and robot, win/loss, and so on. Let me know if there's any mistakes. (Updated 1/6) Now with added stats!

12-02-2005, 06:17 PM	#13
UncleE Guild Killer since Feb 08 Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 3,283	Re: The Mike Flores Fact Thread Mike Flores is banned in Vintage __________________ Headshots, just like dad used to make Zyniker, Zynisch, Zyneger, Zynboty, Zynthetik, Zynarcade, Zynthesis Its never just a game when you're winning. -Carlin

12-02-2005, 06:19 PM	#14
Ridiculous Hat right to bear lucky walk Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,199	Re: The Mike Flores Fact Thread When a man questions Flores' deck creations, his pro player barns are known to descend on the hapless fellow like a pack of wild dogs while Flores himself looks on in amusement. He frequently watches the brutality while dining on fine cheese. Mike Flores often helps out the protletariat qualify for the pro tour with decks extracted from his own feces. Mike Flores once saved a burning church full of orphans by sideboarding in Cranial Extractions. __________________ wake me up when we get to heaven

12-02-2005, 06:49 PM	#15
The Motley Fool I'll damn well be a bear. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,122	Re: The Mike Flores Fact Thread Mike Flores is ALWAYS the beatdown.

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