Labarre Suspended for One Year

By: Anonymous - November 28, 2001

Fresh from his victory over juggernaut Kai Budde in GP: Biarritz, Nicholas Labarre of France was suspended from the DCI for one year. The official listed reason for the suspension was 'unsportsman-like conduct.' Our sources were able to gather some more specific details.

An anonymous employee of the DCI reported that the organization received testimony from 'an extremely reliable source' that Labarre had once mumbled in his sleep several 'disgusting and biologically impossible' statements regarding Mark Rosewater's parentage, 5 years ago. When asked to reveal the witness, the source refused, but added 'his name contains a K, A, I, and a B.'

Labarre fervently denies any wrongdoing. His friends say he plans to fight the charges with an emotional internet diatribe, and then lapse into a guilty silence.

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Labarre Suspended for One Year

By: Anonymous - November 28, 2001

Fresh from his victory over juggernaut Kai Budde in GP: Biarritz, Nicholas Labarre of France was suspended from the DCI for one year. The official listed reason for the suspension was 'unsportsman-like conduct.' Our sources were able to gather some more specific details.

An anonymous employee of the DCI reported that the organization received testimony from 'an extremely reliable source' that Labarre had once mumbled in his sleep several 'disgusting and biologically impossible' statements regarding Mark Rosewater's parentage, 5 years ago. When asked to reveal the witness, the source refused, but added 'his name contains a K, A, I, and a B.'

Labarre fervently denies any wrongdoing. His friends say he plans to fight the charges with an emotional internet diatribe, and then lapse into a guilty silence.

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MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.