White Ward Begs to Die

By: DocKGB - December 05, 2001

"Use my revised wording" pleads useless uncommon

White Ward, last seen in the back pages of magic players collections held a press conference begging for the right to go back to being totally unplayable.

"What use do I have?" asked the ward. "They've printed about 50 other wards that make me look awful, and besides I was never any good in the first place, I'm ashamed WOTC ever made me, and was thankful I was so useless that I just hit the graveyard painlessly only moments after casting. Then they changed everything and I have to sit there on some God-Awful creature like Craw Wurm or Shambling Strider, since only the biggest randoms alive would even put me into a deck."

When asked if any moments on the battlefield had made White Ward feel good he thought for a moment before replying "I once was on a Serra and she kicked the hell out of the enemy, before God killed everything! I mean, what good am I when I can't even stop Wrath of God? Just let me die." White Ward then broke down sobbing for a few minutes and then left without further comment.

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White Ward Begs to Die

By: DocKGB - December 05, 2001

"Use my revised wording" pleads useless uncommon

White Ward, last seen in the back pages of magic players collections held a press conference begging for the right to go back to being totally unplayable.

"What use do I have?" asked the ward. "They've printed about 50 other wards that make me look awful, and besides I was never any good in the first place, I'm ashamed WOTC ever made me, and was thankful I was so useless that I just hit the graveyard painlessly only moments after casting. Then they changed everything and I have to sit there on some God-Awful creature like Craw Wurm or Shambling Strider, since only the biggest randoms alive would even put me into a deck."

When asked if any moments on the battlefield had made White Ward feel good he thought for a moment before replying "I once was on a Serra and she kicked the hell out of the enemy, before God killed everything! I mean, what good am I when I can't even stop Wrath of God? Just let me die." White Ward then broke down sobbing for a few minutes and then left without further comment.

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MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.