Female with Below-Average Attractiveness Receives Above-Average Attention
GLENVIEW, IL -- At a recent PTQ, Connie Smith received a bewildering amount of attention from her male peers, as one of only two females in attendance. This phenomenon was particularly puzzling since Connie can best be described as "homely."
Awkward adolescent males clumsily approached her throughout the day in what was later discovered to be attempts at flirting. It is believed that this disproportionate amount of attention was due almost entirely to Connie's decision to wear a tank-top. When fellow PTQ competitor and smitten teenager Tim Jones was asked why he held Connie Smith in such high regard, he replied "Dude, she has boobies."
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