Female with Below-Average Attractiveness Receives Above-Average Attention

By: W - December 12, 2001

GLENVIEW, IL -- At a recent PTQ, Connie Smith received a bewildering amount of attention from her male peers, as one of only two females in attendance. This phenomenon was particularly puzzling since Connie can best be described as "homely."

Awkward adolescent males clumsily approached her throughout the day in what was later discovered to be attempts at flirting. It is believed that this disproportionate amount of attention was due almost entirely to Connie's decision to wear a tank-top. When fellow PTQ competitor and smitten teenager Tim Jones was asked why he held Connie Smith in such high regard, he replied "Dude, she has boobies."

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Female with Below-Average Attractiveness Receives Above-Average Attention

By: W - December 12, 2001

GLENVIEW, IL -- At a recent PTQ, Connie Smith received a bewildering amount of attention from her male peers, as one of only two females in attendance. This phenomenon was particularly puzzling since Connie can best be described as "homely."

Awkward adolescent males clumsily approached her throughout the day in what was later discovered to be attempts at flirting. It is believed that this disproportionate amount of attention was due almost entirely to Connie's decision to wear a tank-top. When fellow PTQ competitor and smitten teenager Tim Jones was asked why he held Connie Smith in such high regard, he replied "Dude, she has boobies."

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MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.