Sol Malka Horrified by Dark Ritual Play

By: Ewald - December 12, 2001

Atlanta, Georgia — People's Champion Sol Malka was horrified last Saturday at an impromptu 1.5 tournament at Daddy Big Jim's Shack o' Cards. Sol recounts," There I was playing my pile o witches/Randall deck vs Joe Scrub when he lays swamp and casts Dark ritual". Sol sat mesmerized for a couple seconds as he cronologically went through every possible combination of cards his opponent could have and then reportedly fell off his chair when Joe layed down Plague Rats in "Windmill Fashion™".

"Needless to say I was stunned",exclaimed Sol. "What about Hypnotic specter? Necro.. necro for 10? Black Knight unholy strength for God's sake?" Joe Scrub was apparently unphased by Sol's look of shock and politely said "Go".

After the match Sol stated pale faced, "I don't even think he had four in the deck".

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Sol Malka Horrified by Dark Ritual Play

By: Ewald - December 12, 2001

Atlanta, Georgia — People's Champion Sol Malka was horrified last Saturday at an impromptu 1.5 tournament at Daddy Big Jim's Shack o' Cards. Sol recounts," There I was playing my pile o witches/Randall deck vs Joe Scrub when he lays swamp and casts Dark ritual". Sol sat mesmerized for a couple seconds as he cronologically went through every possible combination of cards his opponent could have and then reportedly fell off his chair when Joe layed down Plague Rats in "Windmill Fashion™".

"Needless to say I was stunned",exclaimed Sol. "What about Hypnotic specter? Necro.. necro for 10? Black Knight unholy strength for God's sake?" Joe Scrub was apparently unphased by Sol's look of shock and politely said "Go".

After the match Sol stated pale faced, "I don't even think he had four in the deck".

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