Seattle, WA -- Sources report that Wizards of the Coast recently received Kai Budde's resume for every position they have available, and many they do not. Suspicions about the legitimacy of the applications have arisen due to several small discrepancies in the documents. WotC HR department comments, "Well, many of the resumes sent lists Kai's contact address as "Some place in Germany. His skills were listed as 'Savage Mizing,' 'Topdecking,' and 'Metagaming.' While Kai does indeed possess those skills, I don't see how they are applicable to the janitorial position."

Rumors indicate that this barrage of resumes is the latest in a series of attempts by a secret coalition of players to disqualify Kai from the Tour. One earlier incident involved an anonymous birthday present sent to Kai of controlling interest in the Hasbro Corporation. The next consisted of several written marriage proposals supposedly from Budde to various WotC staff, including Jeff Donais. An anonymous source claims Donais tried to accept the proposal, leading to a very uncomfortable scene.

Budde has stated that he currently has no desire to work for WotC as this time, or to marry Jeff Donais, but 'Who knows what the future may hold?'

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Seattle, WA -- Sources report that Wizards of the Coast recently received Kai Budde's resume for every position they have available, and many they do not. Suspicions about the legitimacy of the applications have arisen due to several small discrepancies in the documents. WotC HR department comments, "Well, many of the resumes sent lists Kai's contact address as "Some place in Germany. His skills were listed as 'Savage Mizing,' 'Topdecking,' and 'Metagaming.' While Kai does indeed possess those skills, I don't see how they are applicable to the janitorial position."

Rumors indicate that this barrage of resumes is the latest in a series of attempts by a secret coalition of players to disqualify Kai from the Tour. One earlier incident involved an anonymous birthday present sent to Kai of controlling interest in the Hasbro Corporation. The next consisted of several written marriage proposals supposedly from Budde to various WotC staff, including Jeff Donais. An anonymous source claims Donais tried to accept the proposal, leading to a very uncomfortable scene.

Budde has stated that he currently has no desire to work for WotC as this time, or to marry Jeff Donais, but 'Who knows what the future may hold?'

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