Birmingham, Alabama — In a local store tournament, 250 lb wannabe pro playa' Joe "Titanic" Welty grinned cheerfully as he settled in to unleash the beats against his highly hair sprayed opponent. The unnamed goth playing his mono-black highlander deck fell quickly to a barrage of FTK's and elephant tokens.

"What a stick" snickered Welty to a couple of his closest and heaviest friends who had gathered around to survey the swift and furious crushing of the goth.

The gothic man was promptly rescued from this verbal barrage by his black leather and satin clad girlfriend who strips at a local club under the name "Lilith." After a passionate tongue kiss, the two left the gaming area - Welty all but forgotten.

When asked for further comments on the incident Welty replied that he was "Off to the restroom to commit further savage beatings."

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Birmingham, Alabama — In a local store tournament, 250 lb wannabe pro playa' Joe "Titanic" Welty grinned cheerfully as he settled in to unleash the beats against his highly hair sprayed opponent. The unnamed goth playing his mono-black highlander deck fell quickly to a barrage of FTK's and elephant tokens.

"What a stick" snickered Welty to a couple of his closest and heaviest friends who had gathered around to survey the swift and furious crushing of the goth.

The gothic man was promptly rescued from this verbal barrage by his black leather and satin clad girlfriend who strips at a local club under the name "Lilith." After a passionate tongue kiss, the two left the gaming area - Welty all but forgotten.

When asked for further comments on the incident Welty replied that he was "Off to the restroom to commit further savage beatings."

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