Jason Opalka Still Searching for "Other Half"

By: RyanG - December 19, 2001

Jason Opalka, notoriously known as "The King", has managed to misplace half of himself.

He was sighted walking around GP Vegas, but this predicament left him unable to compete and he was seen wondering around looking for the other half of himself throughout the weekend.

If you have any information in regards to the whereabouts of the other half of Jason Opalka please call 1-800-THEKING. A 25,000 reward is in effect for any information leading to recovery.

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Jason Opalka Still Searching for "Other Half"

By: RyanG - December 19, 2001

Jason Opalka, notoriously known as "The King", has managed to misplace half of himself.

He was sighted walking around GP Vegas, but this predicament left him unable to compete and he was seen wondering around looking for the other half of himself throughout the weekend.

If you have any information in regards to the whereabouts of the other half of Jason Opalka please call 1-800-THEKING. A 25,000 reward is in effect for any information leading to recovery.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.