Dominaria — The assembly workers of Mishras Factory went on strike yesterday, demanding more game play. "We havent been played in years," said the Assembly workers trade union representative. "These days everyone is using those cheap imports like Treetop village and Farie Conclave."

"Everyone knows that no one sticks together like assembly workers. Many times has one of us tapped themselves in order to give another one +1/+1, those other lands do nothing like that." one assembly worker commented, addinging, "back in the days of 4th edition we were the ones everyone was after but now no one wants us. Where is the loyalty?"

The stike has caused all four seasons of Mishras Factory to close down. Some reports indicate that a redundancy package is being discussed for the aging assembly workers.

When approached about the topic Mishra said, "I couldn't give a crap, I've got bigger problems." He may have been referring to the severe lack of use of Mishra war machine.

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Dominaria — The assembly workers of Mishras Factory went on strike yesterday, demanding more game play. "We havent been played in years," said the Assembly workers trade union representative. "These days everyone is using those cheap imports like Treetop village and Farie Conclave."

"Everyone knows that no one sticks together like assembly workers. Many times has one of us tapped themselves in order to give another one +1/+1, those other lands do nothing like that." one assembly worker commented, addinging, "back in the days of 4th edition we were the ones everyone was after but now no one wants us. Where is the loyalty?"

The stike has caused all four seasons of Mishras Factory to close down. Some reports indicate that a redundancy package is being discussed for the aging assembly workers.

When approached about the topic Mishra said, "I couldn't give a crap, I've got bigger problems." He may have been referring to the severe lack of use of Mishra war machine.

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