The Real Reason Behind the Suspensions

By: Anonymous - January 29, 2002

Many people were pleased yesterday by the suspensions handed down by wizards. Others wondered why it took them so long to do it. The truth was revealed today when wizards announced the bannings were simply because they hate 5-color.

"By banning both of their world champions we hope to discourage others from playing 5-color," said a representative of wizards.

When reached for comment Kurt Hahn just said, "Hopefully this won't hurt my chances to take 2nd place every year."

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The Real Reason Behind the Suspensions

By: Anonymous - January 29, 2002

Many people were pleased yesterday by the suspensions handed down by wizards. Others wondered why it took them so long to do it. The truth was revealed today when wizards announced the bannings were simply because they hate 5-color.

"By banning both of their world champions we hope to discourage others from playing 5-color," said a representative of wizards.

When reached for comment Kurt Hahn just said, "Hopefully this won't hurt my chances to take 2nd place every year."

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.