Plague Spitter Press Conference: "Me Rock!"

By: suttles - February 06, 2002

At a recent press conference, Plague Spitter spoke out regarding his attitudes and feelings towards Magic in general, Torment, and how powerful he was.

"Me powerful in deck! Torment black? Me black, too! Me win games! Me spit plague long time!"

Plague Spitter also discussed important game mechanics, such as timing and creature abilities.

"Me do one point of damage! Me attack! Kill me? Go in graveyard? Bang! Me do one point of damage! Me kill tokens! Me kill Birds! Me kill Kamahl! Me wicked!"

Kamahl was contacted at the Torment Prerelease for comment.

"Look, I'm a busy man, okay? I don't have time for interviews OR press conferences. And tell that little freak his days are numbered!"

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Plague Spitter Press Conference: "Me Rock!"

By: suttles - February 06, 2002

At a recent press conference, Plague Spitter spoke out regarding his attitudes and feelings towards Magic in general, Torment, and how powerful he was.

"Me powerful in deck! Torment black? Me black, too! Me win games! Me spit plague long time!"

Plague Spitter also discussed important game mechanics, such as timing and creature abilities.

"Me do one point of damage! Me attack! Kill me? Go in graveyard? Bang! Me do one point of damage! Me kill tokens! Me kill Birds! Me kill Kamahl! Me wicked!"

Kamahl was contacted at the Torment Prerelease for comment.

"Look, I'm a busy man, okay? I don't have time for interviews OR press conferences. And tell that little freak his days are numbered!"

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.