Congrats all around

By: MB - February 10, 2002

It seems that several high profile members of the Magic community have been "getting their mise on" in the past week.

Congratulations to lovable Mike Flores, who married last weekend. In a recent Brainburst article, Jon Becker recounts the vows:

Gratz to Mike Flores on his wedding last Saturday. Who’d of thought that an attractive, (otherwise) intelligent, young woman like Katherine would tie the knot with a shmoe like Mike? The vows?

Officiator: Do you, "Michael J. Squirrel" Flores, take your Lawful wedded wife?

Mike: Mise.

Officiator: Do you , Kathryn, take this man, er, Mizer, to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Katherine: I do. (Mike nudges Kartherine, looking expectantly) Oh, I mean, Mise.

Officiator: Are you sure?

Katherine: (Looks Mike over twice. Mike shifts nervously and smiles) Yeah, I’ll run it.

Officiator: By the power vested in me by the State of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife…(Mike stamps foot, hands scrap of paper to officiator. Officiator reads and rolls eyes. squints at paper) ….I now pronounce you Savage Mizers. How Lucky! You may KISS the FACE.


Another healthy congratulations goes out to Pro Tour veteran "Uncle" Pete Leiher, who "got hitched" yesterday. Word on the street is that he tried to stall out his beautiful fiance for as long as he could, but in extra turns, she finally topdecked "Word of Command" for the win.

Lastly, and leastly, we would like to send out a healthy congratz to Edward Fear, now back on the tour after winning a PTQ in his first tournament back from his one year suspension. MiseTings reader KK was the first with the scoop:

"In his first sanctioned tournament back, Ed Fear won a PTQ in Oshawa, ON in Canada. While we all know Canadaians are shit, Ed did solidify his accomplishment by not dropping a single game in the last 6 rounds.

Locals were in awe of this PT great's triumphant return.

In a related story, his sideboard was gas!"


Good job.

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Congrats all around - MiseTings

Congrats all around

By: MB - February 10, 2002

It seems that several high profile members of the Magic community have been "getting their mise on" in the past week.

Congratulations to lovable Mike Flores, who married last weekend. In a recent Brainburst article, Jon Becker recounts the vows:

Gratz to Mike Flores on his wedding last Saturday. Who’d of thought that an attractive, (otherwise) intelligent, young woman like Katherine would tie the knot with a shmoe like Mike? The vows?

Officiator: Do you, "Michael J. Squirrel" Flores, take your Lawful wedded wife?

Mike: Mise.

Officiator: Do you , Kathryn, take this man, er, Mizer, to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Katherine: I do. (Mike nudges Kartherine, looking expectantly) Oh, I mean, Mise.

Officiator: Are you sure?

Katherine: (Looks Mike over twice. Mike shifts nervously and smiles) Yeah, I’ll run it.

Officiator: By the power vested in me by the State of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife…(Mike stamps foot, hands scrap of paper to officiator. Officiator reads and rolls eyes. squints at paper) ….I now pronounce you Savage Mizers. How Lucky! You may KISS the FACE.


Another healthy congratulations goes out to Pro Tour veteran "Uncle" Pete Leiher, who "got hitched" yesterday. Word on the street is that he tried to stall out his beautiful fiance for as long as he could, but in extra turns, she finally topdecked "Word of Command" for the win.

Lastly, and leastly, we would like to send out a healthy congratz to Edward Fear, now back on the tour after winning a PTQ in his first tournament back from his one year suspension. MiseTings reader KK was the first with the scoop:

"In his first sanctioned tournament back, Ed Fear won a PTQ in Oshawa, ON in Canada. While we all know Canadaians are shit, Ed did solidify his accomplishment by not dropping a single game in the last 6 rounds.

Locals were in awe of this PT great's triumphant return.

In a related story, his sideboard was gas!"


Good job.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.