The Bloodsucker Proxy

By: KK - February 12, 2002

This past weekend noted actor Tim Robbins was spotted playing a fun game of Type 2 with a local youngster. A bystander looked at the board and noted a Yawgmoth's Bargain on the table.

The bystander commented, "You know that isn't legal in the current standard format?"

To which Robbins replied, "It's for kids." He then proceeded to turn the bargain sideways tap 4 mana and discard a Cabal Ritual, and a Cabal Torturer. After which his small opponent adjusted his life total from 14 to 6.

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The Bloodsucker Proxy

By: KK - February 12, 2002

This past weekend noted actor Tim Robbins was spotted playing a fun game of Type 2 with a local youngster. A bystander looked at the board and noted a Yawgmoth's Bargain on the table.

The bystander commented, "You know that isn't legal in the current standard format?"

To which Robbins replied, "It's for kids." He then proceeded to turn the bargain sideways tap 4 mana and discard a Cabal Ritual, and a Cabal Torturer. After which his small opponent adjusted his life total from 14 to 6.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.