World fights PTR
WASHINGTON - In an unexpected response to his offhand 'fight me all of you' post on Misetings' own Magic forums, the entire world traveled to Peter Szigeti's current residence to take up the challenge. The world showed up at 4pm on Sunday at The Magic Colony and reportedly knocked politely.
Fellow Colony resident mild-mannered Brian Hegstad answered. When informed that the world had arrived to fight Peter, Hegstad asked them to 'wait one minute, I'll see if he's home.'
Szigeti flew out to meet the crowd in a rage and immediately started swinging. Bystanders observed that PTR 'fought well for a guy outnumbered a couple gazillion to one.' PTR bloodied the lip of a young Canadian boy and kneed a Norweigan man in the groin before succumbing to the mob. He was then torn limb from limb, cremated, and his ashes scattered to the far ends of the globe. After this, the mob was reported to have gone out for beers.
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