World fights PTR

By: slanter - February 20, 2002

WASHINGTON - In an unexpected response to his offhand 'fight me all of you' post on Misetings' own Magic forums, the entire world traveled to Peter Szigeti's current residence to take up the challenge. The world showed up at 4pm on Sunday at The Magic Colony and reportedly knocked politely.

Fellow Colony resident mild-mannered Brian Hegstad answered. When informed that the world had arrived to fight Peter, Hegstad asked them to 'wait one minute, I'll see if he's home.'

Szigeti flew out to meet the crowd in a rage and immediately started swinging. Bystanders observed that PTR 'fought well for a guy outnumbered a couple gazillion to one.' PTR bloodied the lip of a young Canadian boy and kneed a Norweigan man in the groin before succumbing to the mob. He was then torn limb from limb, cremated, and his ashes scattered to the far ends of the globe. After this, the mob was reported to have gone out for beers.

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World fights PTR

By: slanter - February 20, 2002

WASHINGTON - In an unexpected response to his offhand 'fight me all of you' post on Misetings' own Magic forums, the entire world traveled to Peter Szigeti's current residence to take up the challenge. The world showed up at 4pm on Sunday at The Magic Colony and reportedly knocked politely.

Fellow Colony resident mild-mannered Brian Hegstad answered. When informed that the world had arrived to fight Peter, Hegstad asked them to 'wait one minute, I'll see if he's home.'

Szigeti flew out to meet the crowd in a rage and immediately started swinging. Bystanders observed that PTR 'fought well for a guy outnumbered a couple gazillion to one.' PTR bloodied the lip of a young Canadian boy and kneed a Norweigan man in the groin before succumbing to the mob. He was then torn limb from limb, cremated, and his ashes scattered to the far ends of the globe. After this, the mob was reported to have gone out for beers.

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MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.