Kai Budde Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards, take the best one, win the tournament.

Dave Humpherys Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards (We'll get back to you with what he does later, once we know). . .

Kamiel Cornelissen Impulse: Waiting patiently for Humpherys' Impulse to resolve.

Ryan Fuller Impulse: Banned, can't Impulse. JOY!

Ed Fear Impulse: Look at top 4 sideboard cards, take 1, lose game and argument.

Farid Meraghni Impulse: Impulse 4,800 times in a year.

Kurt Burgner Impulse: There is no Impulse in Everquest.

Scott Johns Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take the wrong card. Write article about how "We all suck" afterward.

Ben Rubin Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, ask Superman shirt what it thinks, wait patiently for response.

Brian Kibler Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take the Dragon. Enter the Red Zone. Roar!

Adrian Sullivan Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take the one no one plays with, complain after the tournament how unlucky he was and that his testing showed he should have won every matchup he had.

Mike Bregoli Impulse: "Remind me, what does Impulse do?"

Tommi Walamies Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take the Elephant, die to a topdecked Morphling.

Eric Taylor Impulse: Mmph (He'll get back to us after he finishes his hat.)

Dominick Hothow Impulse: There is no Impulse in Everquest.

Mike Pustilnik Impulse: Look at 2 Red cards and 2 Green cards. Take one that he can't currently cast. Topdeck needed land next turn and win.

Ben Ronaldson Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take the one that 1000 games of playtesting has shown works.

Alan Comer Impulse: Cast Sleight of Hand. Take the Opt.

Dave Price Impulse: No such thing. Impulse doesn't beat down.

Sean "Hammer" Regnier Impulse: There STILL is no Impulse in Everquest.

Tyoshi Fujita Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Dance around.

Matt Vienneau Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Ask female barkeep what she thinks. Get drink poured in his face.

Gary Krakower Impulse: I dunno, but he's really creepy.

Anthony Alongi Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take the coolest creature. Write an article about it.

"Ferret" Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Let balls thaw out after long trip to Alaska. Take a card and ask self if Cleveland really is better than Alaska.

Toby Wachter Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take 1 and try and remember which huge pile of cards is the bottom of his library.

Sean McKeown Impulse: "Well to Impulse effectively you have to first have a understanding of the metagame. My first article on this will go up at Neutral Ground. Look for the second to appear on Brainburst sometime next week."

Andy Stokinger Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Rag on Mouth for a while. Take a card and rag on some scrub playing nearby. Put the other 3 cards on the bottom of his library. Write down a funny quote from Pikula. Have it look completely unfunny on the website.

Kurt "Fatman" Hahn Impulse: Cast Impulse. Decide that "Impulse is BROKEN." Ban it in 5 color.

Brian Kowal Impulse: Forget to pay mana for it. Get DQ'ed by Colin Jackson. Have John Shuler write a hilarious article about it.

Sol Malka Impulse: Look at Triple H, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and… oh, that's what he does in his spare time. I don't know how The People's Champ Impulses.

Theron Martin Impulse: I dunno, but who cheats on ratings and doesn't get to the pro tour? Sad really.

Justin Gary Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take the best one. Get 9th.

Mike Flores Impulse: MISE TAKE THE INFINITELY TIGHT… coming dear.

Brooke North Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Squint. Decide this really would be easier sober.

Eric Kesselman Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Take 1. Gimp and cost his team $60 bucks.

Tim McKenna Impulse: Watch Erik Kesselman Impulse. Cringe. Lose $20 because of it.

Chris Pikula Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Let wife choose which one to take. Realize that his life has forever changed.

Rune Horvik Impulse: Watch a little kid cast Impulse. Watch little kid then shuffle his library. Shake his head and wonder again why he judges.

The Ben Seck Impulse: Loan Impulses to all the Invitational players. Get mad props in the reports.

Mark Rosewater Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards in library. Change the casting costs on all of them. Start new game.

Evil Donald Lim Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take Replenish. Put the other 3 on the bottom of his library while chuckling cruelly. Cast Replenish for the win. Make a little girl cry. Laugh about it afterwards.

Sam Ward Impulse: Look at top 4 Japanese players, bitch at how they have a major money event while the Aussies get jacked.

Gary Wise Impulse: We'd love to tell you but the webmaster made us take it down.

Tommi Hovi Impulse: Look at the backs of the top 4 cards. Pick 1.

Olle Rade Impulse: Look at the back of the top card, realize he doesn't need to Impulse to win.

Chris Benafel Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Smirk. Turn to Ryan Fuller for advice. Realize he's banned and so is your team. Get drunk and trash your hotel room.

Tony Dobson Impulse: Impulse on his turn, untap, draw a card, and get booted out of the masters. Oops! How embarrassing. :(

Donnie Gallitz: Watch your opponent cast Impulse. Give him ten dollars for it and burn it.

Alex Shvartsman Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Post an article on the SB listing them and asking everyone what card he should take.

Dan Bock Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Realize they are all lands. Scoop and go out trading.

Bob Maher Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take one, have friends misrepresent your actual choice, turn them in and get 6 months from the DCI.

David Williams Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take one, bend the rest, and cut to them later.

Casey McCarrel Impulse: look at top 4 cards, take 1, place the other 3 on top of the opponents deck.

Trevor Blackwell Impulse: Ask judge what Impulse does. Look at the top 4 cards. Go to the bathroom. Don't come back for day 2.

PTR Impulse: Rag on Gary Wise. Look at the top 4 cards. Rag on random scrub. Keep looking at the top 4 cards. Rag on opponent. Take a card. Rag on the crappy cards his opponent has out. Put the rest on the bottom of the library. Rag on the opponents poor play skills. Rag on Gary Wise some more.

Jon Finkel Impulse: Wonder why no one casts Impulse anymore.

Zvi Mowshowitz Impulse: Cast Impulse. Have Seth Burn make him cut his nails. Look at top 4 cards in library. Have Wizards drag him into the bathroom for a shave and haircut. Take a card.

Ruel Brothers: Cast Impulse. Feed the top 4 cards to a huge teddy bear they just bought.

Kevin Chi Ho Tse Impulse: Win 140+ matches against the same 9 guys. Wonder why no one is mailing him invitations to the pro tour.

Kamiel Cornelissen Impulse: Still waiting patiently for Humpherys Impulse to resolve.

Tom Van De Logt Impulse: I don't know but man is he tall.

Randy Buehler Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Realize that he still has the skills to make it on the pro tour. Go. Home. Suggest idea of quitting job to wife. Dodge frying pan. Go back to work and write condescending article for www.replacingthesideboard.com.

Darwin Kastle Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take Rewind.

Jay Schneider Impulse: Look at top 4 decks. Build a deck that beats them all in inbred testing. Post deck online. Give deck a horribly long name. Give credit to the ever reclusive Paul Sligh. Wonder why no one ever plays with his decks.

Jon Becker Impulse: Look at top 4 drafting partners. Bitch about how easy it is to find a good draft in NY and how hard it is to find a good draft in Philly.

Andrew Johnson Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Take the morally appropriate one. Wonder why Jon Shuler makes fun of him.

John Shuler Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Pick the one that will annoy his opponent the most. Concede with a lethal damage attack on the stack to screw Matt Vienneau's tiebreakers.

Tha-tha-tha-that's all folks.

Porky.

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Kai Budde Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards, take the best one, win the tournament.

Dave Humpherys Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards (We'll get back to you with what he does later, once we know). . .

Kamiel Cornelissen Impulse: Waiting patiently for Humpherys' Impulse to resolve.

Ryan Fuller Impulse: Banned, can't Impulse. JOY!

Ed Fear Impulse: Look at top 4 sideboard cards, take 1, lose game and argument.

Farid Meraghni Impulse: Impulse 4,800 times in a year.

Kurt Burgner Impulse: There is no Impulse in Everquest.

Scott Johns Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take the wrong card. Write article about how "We all suck" afterward.

Ben Rubin Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, ask Superman shirt what it thinks, wait patiently for response.

Brian Kibler Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take the Dragon. Enter the Red Zone. Roar!

Adrian Sullivan Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take the one no one plays with, complain after the tournament how unlucky he was and that his testing showed he should have won every matchup he had.

Mike Bregoli Impulse: "Remind me, what does Impulse do?"

Tommi Walamies Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take the Elephant, die to a topdecked Morphling.

Eric Taylor Impulse: Mmph (He'll get back to us after he finishes his hat.)

Dominick Hothow Impulse: There is no Impulse in Everquest.

Mike Pustilnik Impulse: Look at 2 Red cards and 2 Green cards. Take one that he can't currently cast. Topdeck needed land next turn and win.

Ben Ronaldson Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take the one that 1000 games of playtesting has shown works.

Alan Comer Impulse: Cast Sleight of Hand. Take the Opt.

Dave Price Impulse: No such thing. Impulse doesn't beat down.

Sean "Hammer" Regnier Impulse: There STILL is no Impulse in Everquest.

Tyoshi Fujita Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Dance around.

Matt Vienneau Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Ask female barkeep what she thinks. Get drink poured in his face.

Gary Krakower Impulse: I dunno, but he's really creepy.

Anthony Alongi Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take the coolest creature. Write an article about it.

"Ferret" Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Let balls thaw out after long trip to Alaska. Take a card and ask self if Cleveland really is better than Alaska.

Toby Wachter Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take 1 and try and remember which huge pile of cards is the bottom of his library.

Sean McKeown Impulse: "Well to Impulse effectively you have to first have a understanding of the metagame. My first article on this will go up at Neutral Ground. Look for the second to appear on Brainburst sometime next week."

Andy Stokinger Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Rag on Mouth for a while. Take a card and rag on some scrub playing nearby. Put the other 3 cards on the bottom of his library. Write down a funny quote from Pikula. Have it look completely unfunny on the website.

Kurt "Fatman" Hahn Impulse: Cast Impulse. Decide that "Impulse is BROKEN." Ban it in 5 color.

Brian Kowal Impulse: Forget to pay mana for it. Get DQ'ed by Colin Jackson. Have John Shuler write a hilarious article about it.

Sol Malka Impulse: Look at Triple H, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and… oh, that's what he does in his spare time. I don't know how The People's Champ Impulses.

Theron Martin Impulse: I dunno, but who cheats on ratings and doesn't get to the pro tour? Sad really.

Justin Gary Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take the best one. Get 9th.

Mike Flores Impulse: MISE TAKE THE INFINITELY TIGHT… coming dear.

Brooke North Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Squint. Decide this really would be easier sober.

Eric Kesselman Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Take 1. Gimp and cost his team $60 bucks.

Tim McKenna Impulse: Watch Erik Kesselman Impulse. Cringe. Lose $20 because of it.

Chris Pikula Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Let wife choose which one to take. Realize that his life has forever changed.

Rune Horvik Impulse: Watch a little kid cast Impulse. Watch little kid then shuffle his library. Shake his head and wonder again why he judges.

The Ben Seck Impulse: Loan Impulses to all the Invitational players. Get mad props in the reports.

Mark Rosewater Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards in library. Change the casting costs on all of them. Start new game.

Evil Donald Lim Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take Replenish. Put the other 3 on the bottom of his library while chuckling cruelly. Cast Replenish for the win. Make a little girl cry. Laugh about it afterwards.

Sam Ward Impulse: Look at top 4 Japanese players, bitch at how they have a major money event while the Aussies get jacked.

Gary Wise Impulse: We'd love to tell you but the webmaster made us take it down.

Tommi Hovi Impulse: Look at the backs of the top 4 cards. Pick 1.

Olle Rade Impulse: Look at the back of the top card, realize he doesn't need to Impulse to win.

Chris Benafel Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Smirk. Turn to Ryan Fuller for advice. Realize he's banned and so is your team. Get drunk and trash your hotel room.

Tony Dobson Impulse: Impulse on his turn, untap, draw a card, and get booted out of the masters. Oops! How embarrassing. :(

Donnie Gallitz: Watch your opponent cast Impulse. Give him ten dollars for it and burn it.

Alex Shvartsman Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Post an article on the SB listing them and asking everyone what card he should take.

Dan Bock Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Realize they are all lands. Scoop and go out trading.

Bob Maher Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take one, have friends misrepresent your actual choice, turn them in and get 6 months from the DCI.

David Williams Impulse: Look at top 4 cards, take one, bend the rest, and cut to them later.

Casey McCarrel Impulse: look at top 4 cards, take 1, place the other 3 on top of the opponents deck.

Trevor Blackwell Impulse: Ask judge what Impulse does. Look at the top 4 cards. Go to the bathroom. Don't come back for day 2.

PTR Impulse: Rag on Gary Wise. Look at the top 4 cards. Rag on random scrub. Keep looking at the top 4 cards. Rag on opponent. Take a card. Rag on the crappy cards his opponent has out. Put the rest on the bottom of the library. Rag on the opponents poor play skills. Rag on Gary Wise some more.

Jon Finkel Impulse: Wonder why no one casts Impulse anymore.

Zvi Mowshowitz Impulse: Cast Impulse. Have Seth Burn make him cut his nails. Look at top 4 cards in library. Have Wizards drag him into the bathroom for a shave and haircut. Take a card.

Ruel Brothers: Cast Impulse. Feed the top 4 cards to a huge teddy bear they just bought.

Kevin Chi Ho Tse Impulse: Win 140+ matches against the same 9 guys. Wonder why no one is mailing him invitations to the pro tour.

Kamiel Cornelissen Impulse: Still waiting patiently for Humpherys Impulse to resolve.

Tom Van De Logt Impulse: I don't know but man is he tall.

Randy Buehler Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Realize that he still has the skills to make it on the pro tour. Go. Home. Suggest idea of quitting job to wife. Dodge frying pan. Go back to work and write condescending article for www.replacingthesideboard.com.

Darwin Kastle Impulse: Look at top 4 cards. Take Rewind.

Jay Schneider Impulse: Look at top 4 decks. Build a deck that beats them all in inbred testing. Post deck online. Give deck a horribly long name. Give credit to the ever reclusive Paul Sligh. Wonder why no one ever plays with his decks.

Jon Becker Impulse: Look at top 4 drafting partners. Bitch about how easy it is to find a good draft in NY and how hard it is to find a good draft in Philly.

Andrew Johnson Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Take the morally appropriate one. Wonder why Jon Shuler makes fun of him.

John Shuler Impulse: Look at the top 4 cards. Pick the one that will annoy his opponent the most. Concede with a lethal damage attack on the stack to screw Matt Vienneau's tiebreakers.

Tha-tha-tha-that's all folks.

Porky.

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