An anonymous source inside the Magic Colony revealed today that 'mild-mannered balance' Brian Hegstad is in fact a wild, uncontrollable party machine.

"He's a demon" the source confirmed in his statement. "The booze, the strippers, the motorcycle gangs...its got to be stopped. And everybody thinks PTR is the troublemaker around here. You fools. H-Dog kicked the shit out of PTR last night for spilling some coke on his shoes. At least he didn't pull his knives again."

The local police reports indicate almost nightly visits to the Colony residence in response to neighbors' complaints. However, Hegstad greeted them each time with his angelic face and convinced them that there must have been some mistake. Several Colony neighbors were recently reported missing.

In related news, Hegstad's self-designed deck is rumored to be dominating the Colony playtesting sessions, generating record numbers of quick concessions.

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An anonymous source inside the Magic Colony revealed today that 'mild-mannered balance' Brian Hegstad is in fact a wild, uncontrollable party machine.

"He's a demon" the source confirmed in his statement. "The booze, the strippers, the motorcycle gangs...its got to be stopped. And everybody thinks PTR is the troublemaker around here. You fools. H-Dog kicked the shit out of PTR last night for spilling some coke on his shoes. At least he didn't pull his knives again."

The local police reports indicate almost nightly visits to the Colony residence in response to neighbors' complaints. However, Hegstad greeted them each time with his angelic face and convinced them that there must have been some mistake. Several Colony neighbors were recently reported missing.

In related news, Hegstad's self-designed deck is rumored to be dominating the Colony playtesting sessions, generating record numbers of quick concessions.

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