As seen on TV!

Odyssey Labs Inc. is now proud to offer you our latest and greatest revolutionary new creature! It grows to be exactly the size you need for any job. Its so sturdy, it is impervious to almost all damage! It even changes color to match your furniture! Its Wild Mongrel, the beatdown machine, only from Odyssey Labs.

This sleek 2/2 monster has been extensively field tested by our experts. It meets the quality standards you've come to expect. Just listen to these testimonials! These are NOT actors, folks!

"Wild Mongrel is quite possibly the best Grizzly bear ever printed by R&D. Just ignore the fact that a Grizzly Bear comparison is completely obsolete in this environment."

"Dude gained mad tempo and was beating the beats. Then I mized Mongrel of the top and smacked him down. Savage."

You might expect to pay GG, 1GG, maybe even 2GG for this extradinary product. But if you call now, we'll give you Wild Mongrel for JUST 1G. It even comes in an attractive protective sleeve!

And if that's not enough, for just R more, you'll also get our classic Lightning Bolt to the dome! Thats a 1RR value for JUST ONE MANA! Need more? For 3GG, we'll send you our amazing "smash face" package which gives you a Wild Mongrel AND a trampling, beating, and generally ticked off Arrogant Wurm. Thats 4/4 beats for peanuts!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Order any of our Wild Mongrel packages, we'll throw in up to four Basking Rootwallas ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right, the best one drop in Magic, at no cost to you. This is Madness! But act now, before this deal rotates out!

Shipping and handling extra. Land Tax where applicable. Opponent not included. Odyssey Labs not responsible for losses due to sacrifice or mutilation.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

As seen on TV!

Odyssey Labs Inc. is now proud to offer you our latest and greatest revolutionary new creature! It grows to be exactly the size you need for any job. Its so sturdy, it is impervious to almost all damage! It even changes color to match your furniture! Its Wild Mongrel, the beatdown machine, only from Odyssey Labs.

This sleek 2/2 monster has been extensively field tested by our experts. It meets the quality standards you've come to expect. Just listen to these testimonials! These are NOT actors, folks!

"Wild Mongrel is quite possibly the best Grizzly bear ever printed by R&D. Just ignore the fact that a Grizzly Bear comparison is completely obsolete in this environment."

"Dude gained mad tempo and was beating the beats. Then I mized Mongrel of the top and smacked him down. Savage."

You might expect to pay GG, 1GG, maybe even 2GG for this extradinary product. But if you call now, we'll give you Wild Mongrel for JUST 1G. It even comes in an attractive protective sleeve!

And if that's not enough, for just R more, you'll also get our classic Lightning Bolt to the dome! Thats a 1RR value for JUST ONE MANA! Need more? For 3GG, we'll send you our amazing "smash face" package which gives you a Wild Mongrel AND a trampling, beating, and generally ticked off Arrogant Wurm. Thats 4/4 beats for peanuts!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Order any of our Wild Mongrel packages, we'll throw in up to four Basking Rootwallas ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right, the best one drop in Magic, at no cost to you. This is Madness! But act now, before this deal rotates out!

Shipping and handling extra. Land Tax where applicable. Opponent not included. Odyssey Labs not responsible for losses due to sacrifice or mutilation.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!