Formerly considered the greatest Magic player of all time, Jon Finkel's game has fallen off recently. Due to increased focus on other priorities, lack of playtesting enthusiasm, and savage competition from a certain Juggernaut, Jon is rapidly falling from the Magic communities public eye.

This sad fact was made even more apparent by Jon's recent invitation to join an ever increasing number of fading celebrities hawking long distance. Soon, Jon's disappearing name will be immortalized forever in the annals of advertising with such names as comedian Carrot Top, MacGyver's Richard Dean Anderson, and quarterback Doug Flutie.

The upcoming commercial for the '10-10-220' long distance service will feature Finkel hustling ALF, Terry Bradshaw, and Mike Piazza for dollars at multiplayer Magic. When asked why the all time leading Magic money winner needs a few dollars, he will be sure to note that a dollar can get you a 20 minute long distance call anywhere in the U.S.

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Formerly considered the greatest Magic player of all time, Jon Finkel's game has fallen off recently. Due to increased focus on other priorities, lack of playtesting enthusiasm, and savage competition from a certain Juggernaut, Jon is rapidly falling from the Magic communities public eye.

This sad fact was made even more apparent by Jon's recent invitation to join an ever increasing number of fading celebrities hawking long distance. Soon, Jon's disappearing name will be immortalized forever in the annals of advertising with such names as comedian Carrot Top, MacGyver's Richard Dean Anderson, and quarterback Doug Flutie.

The upcoming commercial for the '10-10-220' long distance service will feature Finkel hustling ALF, Terry Bradshaw, and Mike Piazza for dollars at multiplayer Magic. When asked why the all time leading Magic money winner needs a few dollars, he will be sure to note that a dollar can get you a 20 minute long distance call anywhere in the U.S.

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