Good Man of the Week: Jon Finkel

By: KK - April 15, 2002

Before he became a Shadowmage Infiltrator, Jon was merely the best there was. Probably the best there ever will be. Despite the dominance of that German guy who so kindly stole Gab Tsang's nick name, Jon is still the best pure player in the game.

Speaking of Gab, he gives us the most famous example of the Finkel win ever as he scooped to one of the 1/3 for 1UB's Masticores when Finkeltron had no cards in his hand.

Whether looking like Ronald McDonald, picking his nose and eating it, or winning a Pro Tour, Jon Finkel is as cool as the other side of the pillow. Who else could come to a Pro Tour in Osaka, Japan wearing a trench coat and a fedora.

A consumate basketball player, he can often be seen shooting hoop with some of the finest men in the game: Bob Maher, Ed Fear, and Dave Williams.

Jon is also quite the ladies man, being known to, on several occasision, show girls his giant check, and tell them all about Magic. We know how the women swoon over a power gamer.

It wasn't until recently however that Jon gained both fear and the ability to draw his master a card when he damages an opponent. Unfortunately, he is still suceptible to a chair kick out from David Bachmann.

Even though the Infiltrator has fallen to the depths of scrubdom, he is still the top money earner on the tour. He was the recipient of a single "Hammer invite", and hasn't fallen off the train since. This was a good 4 or 5 years ago.

The Shadowy Jon has sunk so low as to actually play mono-green in Osaka. A concept that ranked just next to shoving ice picks under his toenails in the past.

With all the negatives though, just seeing Jonothan Magic in a fedora tell me I'm shit is enough to make him this week's GMOTW!

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Good Man of the Week: Jon Finkel

By: KK - April 15, 2002

Before he became a Shadowmage Infiltrator, Jon was merely the best there was. Probably the best there ever will be. Despite the dominance of that German guy who so kindly stole Gab Tsang's nick name, Jon is still the best pure player in the game.

Speaking of Gab, he gives us the most famous example of the Finkel win ever as he scooped to one of the 1/3 for 1UB's Masticores when Finkeltron had no cards in his hand.

Whether looking like Ronald McDonald, picking his nose and eating it, or winning a Pro Tour, Jon Finkel is as cool as the other side of the pillow. Who else could come to a Pro Tour in Osaka, Japan wearing a trench coat and a fedora.

A consumate basketball player, he can often be seen shooting hoop with some of the finest men in the game: Bob Maher, Ed Fear, and Dave Williams.

Jon is also quite the ladies man, being known to, on several occasision, show girls his giant check, and tell them all about Magic. We know how the women swoon over a power gamer.

It wasn't until recently however that Jon gained both fear and the ability to draw his master a card when he damages an opponent. Unfortunately, he is still suceptible to a chair kick out from David Bachmann.

Even though the Infiltrator has fallen to the depths of scrubdom, he is still the top money earner on the tour. He was the recipient of a single "Hammer invite", and hasn't fallen off the train since. This was a good 4 or 5 years ago.

The Shadowy Jon has sunk so low as to actually play mono-green in Osaka. A concept that ranked just next to shoving ice picks under his toenails in the past.

With all the negatives though, just seeing Jonothan Magic in a fedora tell me I'm shit is enough to make him this week's GMOTW!

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MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.