Best Deck Ever Discovered by Brainburst Premiere Writer

By: Anonymous - April 15, 2002

Terminator, the best deck ever to be created in the Standard Format has been discovered by Brainburst Premiere Staff Writer, Jarrod Bright. The deck, with it's Llanowar Dead technology, had not yet been unearthed by pros or Regionals testers. It's most well-protected technology, a certain targeted creature removal spell, helps to defer the controversy of a 61 card build.

When asked to comment on the development of such a game-breaking deck, Bright replied "I'm a premeire writer... it's my job to post the best technology I'm privvy to."

Brainburst subscribers everywhere are dropping hours and days of testing to switch to Bright's deck. Several subscribers have indicated that they plan to play the deck with no testing whatsoever. "I'm a subscriber, so of course I'm smart enough to see how amazing that deck is," says one premeire member. "Top eighting with Terminator should be a cinch."

Among other good matchups, including Braids/x, Tog, R/G beats, and of course the mirror match, Terminator has shown to be a great extended metagame deck, showing in testing that it can beat both Necro-based Trix decks and Miracle Gro as well as it could have beaten Kai Budde piloting a 1999-era Tolarian Academy deck.

"I'm certain that after regionals, Wizards will need to emergency ban Llanowar Dead," says Bright. Meanwhile, judges everywhere are expecting to answer several complicated questions about creature regeneration.

While Terminator may cause for another lop-sided regionals by dominating all of the top tables, it will free up some funds for a majority of Magic players everywhere as Birds of Paradise become more readily available. "The success of Terminator just goes to show that you don't need four Birds anymore," says one competitor who plans to sell his fourth Birds of Paradise to enter the tournament.

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Best Deck Ever Discovered by Brainburst Premiere Writer

By: Anonymous - April 15, 2002

Terminator, the best deck ever to be created in the Standard Format has been discovered by Brainburst Premiere Staff Writer, Jarrod Bright. The deck, with it's Llanowar Dead technology, had not yet been unearthed by pros or Regionals testers. It's most well-protected technology, a certain targeted creature removal spell, helps to defer the controversy of a 61 card build.

When asked to comment on the development of such a game-breaking deck, Bright replied "I'm a premeire writer... it's my job to post the best technology I'm privvy to."

Brainburst subscribers everywhere are dropping hours and days of testing to switch to Bright's deck. Several subscribers have indicated that they plan to play the deck with no testing whatsoever. "I'm a subscriber, so of course I'm smart enough to see how amazing that deck is," says one premeire member. "Top eighting with Terminator should be a cinch."

Among other good matchups, including Braids/x, Tog, R/G beats, and of course the mirror match, Terminator has shown to be a great extended metagame deck, showing in testing that it can beat both Necro-based Trix decks and Miracle Gro as well as it could have beaten Kai Budde piloting a 1999-era Tolarian Academy deck.

"I'm certain that after regionals, Wizards will need to emergency ban Llanowar Dead," says Bright. Meanwhile, judges everywhere are expecting to answer several complicated questions about creature regeneration.

While Terminator may cause for another lop-sided regionals by dominating all of the top tables, it will free up some funds for a majority of Magic players everywhere as Birds of Paradise become more readily available. "The success of Terminator just goes to show that you don't need four Birds anymore," says one competitor who plans to sell his fourth Birds of Paradise to enter the tournament.

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MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.