Mouth continues his his epic quest of getting kicked out of every possible magic position ever. Recently banned for 2 years from judging and playing by the DCI for adding cards to his sealed deck, Mouth hadn't given up on Magic. He attended New England regionals to cheer on Andystok and do feature match coverage for Team Academy's website.

By round 3 in one of the slowest timed games in the history of magic, which involved Matt Rauseo demanding to hold in his hands and count his opponents cards in his hand at the end of every turn, Mouth had discovered the DVD player on the computer. He then began watching porn in front of the entire crowd.

Mouth continued watching porn until round 7, when he discovered more porn on the computer and looked at that while watching the DVD. Mouth had spectators looking out for judges, but no one stopped Rob Dougherty when he walked by the feature match area and saw what was going on.

Mouth, with nothing to do headed to Au Bon Pain to plot his next move. He outlined a plan to go o nationals and throw an entire table ("eat that Benefel"), and to set off a bomb at Worlds.

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Mouth continues his his epic quest of getting kicked out of every possible magic position ever. Recently banned for 2 years from judging and playing by the DCI for adding cards to his sealed deck, Mouth hadn't given up on Magic. He attended New England regionals to cheer on Andystok and do feature match coverage for Team Academy's website.

By round 3 in one of the slowest timed games in the history of magic, which involved Matt Rauseo demanding to hold in his hands and count his opponents cards in his hand at the end of every turn, Mouth had discovered the DVD player on the computer. He then began watching porn in front of the entire crowd.

Mouth continued watching porn until round 7, when he discovered more porn on the computer and looked at that while watching the DVD. Mouth had spectators looking out for judges, but no one stopped Rob Dougherty when he walked by the feature match area and saw what was going on.

Mouth, with nothing to do headed to Au Bon Pain to plot his next move. He outlined a plan to go o nationals and throw an entire table ("eat that Benefel"), and to set off a bomb at Worlds.

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