Ok boys, you've been selected to compete in the first ever:

Edward Fear's Shut the Fuck Up and Smash Face Challenge

The winner of this contest will "Win Ed Fear's Money" while the loser will suffer at the hands of their opponent. The rules:

1) This contest will take place at Noon local time, Sunday May 5th at the event site. Should by act of god, assassination or savage cheating one of you actually make the top 8, this event will be canceled.

2) There are three formats, which will be played in order: Type 2, Sealed Deck, and 3 Man Team draft. Each of you is to find two teammates by that time. I will have all the boosters and sealed decks required. Bring a legal type 2 deck and sideboard. The draft will be Odyssey Odyssey Torment. Best of three formats takes the event.

3) Your entry fee is $100 USD apiece. Cash only please. I will then triple this and then give $600 in cash to the winner.

4) In addition to being out a hundred beans, the loser must perform one of the following three acts to further deprecate himself (losers choice):

1. Further Buyout: 100 bones to avoid options B or C.
   


2. Ass Kiss: Literally the loser must give a big smack kiss to the posterior of the winner...no salad tossing necessary, anywhere on the rump will do. Strategic farting is allowed, forgetting to wipe for 2 days is not.
   


3. Tatoo:The loser agrees to get a tattoo or the initials of the winner, to be placed at a point on his body of the losers choice. I will assume all costs of the tattoo.
   

That's the game. Contact me in the next 72 hours at MillenniumGames@hotmail.com to state whether you are in or out. Put up or shut up.

Edward Fear

UPDATE:

For the record, PTR accepted the challenge, Soma rejected the challenge, and Ed Fear is "wicked pissed off."

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Ok boys, you've been selected to compete in the first ever:

Edward Fear's Shut the Fuck Up and Smash Face Challenge

The winner of this contest will "Win Ed Fear's Money" while the loser will suffer at the hands of their opponent. The rules:

1) This contest will take place at Noon local time, Sunday May 5th at the event site. Should by act of god, assassination or savage cheating one of you actually make the top 8, this event will be canceled.

2) There are three formats, which will be played in order: Type 2, Sealed Deck, and 3 Man Team draft. Each of you is to find two teammates by that time. I will have all the boosters and sealed decks required. Bring a legal type 2 deck and sideboard. The draft will be Odyssey Odyssey Torment. Best of three formats takes the event.

3) Your entry fee is $100 USD apiece. Cash only please. I will then triple this and then give $600 in cash to the winner.

4) In addition to being out a hundred beans, the loser must perform one of the following three acts to further deprecate himself (losers choice):

1. Further Buyout: 100 bones to avoid options B or C.
   


2. Ass Kiss: Literally the loser must give a big smack kiss to the posterior of the winner...no salad tossing necessary, anywhere on the rump will do. Strategic farting is allowed, forgetting to wipe for 2 days is not.
   


3. Tatoo:The loser agrees to get a tattoo or the initials of the winner, to be placed at a point on his body of the losers choice. I will assume all costs of the tattoo.
   

That's the game. Contact me in the next 72 hours at MillenniumGames@hotmail.com to state whether you are in or out. Put up or shut up.

Edward Fear

UPDATE:

For the record, PTR accepted the challenge, Soma rejected the challenge, and Ed Fear is "wicked pissed off."

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!