MiseTings.com Retains Ruthless Stranglehold on MTG Humor

By: BobtheJunkie - May 27, 2002

MiseTings.com, the premiere MTG 'humor' site, has claimed its' first victim. Former competitors YerShit.com have had their website pulled off the Internet in what is being hailed as "A great victory for the Empire."

Rumor has it that Yershit.com's demise was accomplished through various trade embargos of small watery planets inhabited by big-eared annoying reptiles and simpleton bureaucracies whose major exports were terrible slapstick humor. According to acquired information, their leadership was in adamant denial of the reality of their situation until being captured by Emperor Bregoli’s crack strike squad composed of various evil senior forum members.

Mike Bregoli, iron-fisted tyrant extraordinaire and Webmaster for Misetings.com was recently reached for comment. After laughing maniacally (followed by evil cackling and guffaws), he had this to say; "They will join us, or die. Everything is going as I have foreseen."

Fans of Yershit.com have little hope left. All they can do is hope RyanG gets off his ass on that swampy marijuana-ridden planet; get Hubbo out of the carbon-freeze, and maybe save the universe from Darth Bregoli.

Update: YerShit.com is back up! Intelligence suggests that RyanG and a hoard of Ewok soldiers may be planning a counter attack on the MiseTings forums - keep your eyes peeled!

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MiseTings.com Retains Ruthless Stranglehold on MTG Humor

By: BobtheJunkie - May 27, 2002

MiseTings.com, the premiere MTG 'humor' site, has claimed its' first victim. Former competitors YerShit.com have had their website pulled off the Internet in what is being hailed as "A great victory for the Empire."

Rumor has it that Yershit.com's demise was accomplished through various trade embargos of small watery planets inhabited by big-eared annoying reptiles and simpleton bureaucracies whose major exports were terrible slapstick humor. According to acquired information, their leadership was in adamant denial of the reality of their situation until being captured by Emperor Bregoli’s crack strike squad composed of various evil senior forum members.

Mike Bregoli, iron-fisted tyrant extraordinaire and Webmaster for Misetings.com was recently reached for comment. After laughing maniacally (followed by evil cackling and guffaws), he had this to say; "They will join us, or die. Everything is going as I have foreseen."

Fans of Yershit.com have little hope left. All they can do is hope RyanG gets off his ass on that swampy marijuana-ridden planet; get Hubbo out of the carbon-freeze, and maybe save the universe from Darth Bregoli.

Update: YerShit.com is back up! Intelligence suggests that RyanG and a hoard of Ewok soldiers may be planning a counter attack on the MiseTings forums - keep your eyes peeled!

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!

MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.