Seattle, WA - Frustrated by the changes to the extended scene and motivated by the oft repeated refrain of R&D ("We'll reprint mana drain after we reprint the moxes, and all of R&D would have to be hit by a bus before that happened") Three Unidentified Magic players rented a yellow school bus and drove to Seattle.



The maniacs then went on a systematic route of hunting down every member of R&D and ramming the Big Yellow Machine into them.

Only Randy Buehler survived the targetted massacre. He had the following to say, "To make sure a disaster such as this never occurs again, we've decided to reprint Mox Pearl in 8th edition. This is not to be seen as giving in to terrorists, as we had actually always planned to do this as my next article will prove."

The three unknown players are still at large and police are seeking information.

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Seattle, WA - Frustrated by the changes to the extended scene and motivated by the oft repeated refrain of R&D ("We'll reprint mana drain after we reprint the moxes, and all of R&D would have to be hit by a bus before that happened") Three Unidentified Magic players rented a yellow school bus and drove to Seattle.



The maniacs then went on a systematic route of hunting down every member of R&D and ramming the Big Yellow Machine into them.

Only Randy Buehler survived the targetted massacre. He had the following to say, "To make sure a disaster such as this never occurs again, we've decided to reprint Mox Pearl in 8th edition. This is not to be seen as giving in to terrorists, as we had actually always planned to do this as my next article will prove."

The three unknown players are still at large and police are seeking information.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!