Subject: PTNY Tourney Report Rap
Date: Wed, 22 Apr 1998 13:17:19 EDT
From: Maniac187
To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com

Here's something that hasn't been done yet. A tourney report rap by Bachmann.

I knew going in what I was gonna draft, red/white was the key but some people only laughed, but I didn't care what other people would think, even Paul Mcabe with his 40 oz drink. Round 1 a played against a dude who I forgot the name, I played alot of creatures and in two straight that was game. In round 2 my opponent was Bob, but he drew no land so all he did was sob. Next round I played against a random Jap, I applied the BBE "Bam!" "Wham!" "Slap!". The last round of the table is a complete blank, all I remember was beating him down with my red/white jank.

I won my first table of my PT Career, so I felt very confident that a 2nd top 8 was near. At my 2nd draft table I was with mad pro's, even Jon Samuel Finkel with his finger up his nose. I managed to draft red/white once again, but in the first round was matched up with a friend. Me and Nate Clarke ended up with a draw, it was intentional though, nobody stalled. 2nd round of the table I played Tongo Don, it was a close battle but In the end I won...conviction did it for me in game 3, enchanted on the craven giant for the BBE. 5-0-1 going into the last round, I had to play Jon Finkel which I knew would draw a crowd, In game 1 I pounded his booger eating behind but after game two, the series was tied...game 3 didn't go exactly as planned, he was manascrewed but had a manakin for land..all the land that he needed was 3, and once again jon finkel beat me. Even tough I had a great first day, I hate when I lose to people that are dorky and gay. But all I wanted was another top 8, a 5-2 record would be fucking great.

This table was full of random swedes, and casey mcarrell, the only one to beat me..My deck was blue/white which I didn't like, but The Great Nate Clarke said that I would put up a good fight, i beatdown kyle rose for some revenge, then 2 other green decks for my 3-1 end. Now all I had to go was 2-1, but I drafted blue/white which didn't look good to some. I had 4 white troopers which were the key, along with some flyers which would help serve the BBE. Once again i'm matched up with that mccarrel kid, who boils me first game OH YES HE DID!...I get soo pissed cause i need to sweep, so i kick out finkel's chair and make him weep, he jams his finger and there were tears in his eye, and then he tells the judge that i made him cry...that only rings a smile to my face, because he's 6 foot 5 and is a disgrace, I told him once, and I told him twice, that no matter what i will never be nice...i don't really care what other people think, because public enemy #1 is the fink....round 13 I played against weissman with his green and black dudes, but my shadow and flyers were enough for me to cruise. I played another blue/white but his was control, and in the first game i did nothing but stroll...the 2nd game was kinda close, but the fat pants once again let me coast...3rd person to make back to back top 8's, but I knew winning this would be tough because of all the greats...i sat inbetween chinnock and clarke which was bad...but my deck was the greatest thing since sliced bread. I felt confident in winning the money, especially after beating truc in about 20...8 turns, 6 turns, 9 turns it went, after that beating I pitched a tent, when finkel won i got mad pissed, so i played eye of the tiger then took a piss, now i was ready for the match of my life, against the kid who will never have a wife, the match went to 5 but it was lame, because he fucking drew gravepact for the 5th straight game..i had a lightning blast, a fan, and a roll, but i never fucking drew them at all!!!!, oh well finkel won it all which made me mad, but i won more money so it aint that bad...this was my report coming from the L-Town Streets..oh, and one more thing

HAPPY JOHN DIDN'T CHEAT!!!

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Subject: PTNY Tourney Report Rap
Date: Wed, 22 Apr 1998 13:17:19 EDT
From: Maniac187
To: fkusumot@ix.netcom.com

Here's something that hasn't been done yet. A tourney report rap by Bachmann.

I knew going in what I was gonna draft, red/white was the key but some people only laughed, but I didn't care what other people would think, even Paul Mcabe with his 40 oz drink. Round 1 a played against a dude who I forgot the name, I played alot of creatures and in two straight that was game. In round 2 my opponent was Bob, but he drew no land so all he did was sob. Next round I played against a random Jap, I applied the BBE "Bam!" "Wham!" "Slap!". The last round of the table is a complete blank, all I remember was beating him down with my red/white jank.

I won my first table of my PT Career, so I felt very confident that a 2nd top 8 was near. At my 2nd draft table I was with mad pro's, even Jon Samuel Finkel with his finger up his nose. I managed to draft red/white once again, but in the first round was matched up with a friend. Me and Nate Clarke ended up with a draw, it was intentional though, nobody stalled. 2nd round of the table I played Tongo Don, it was a close battle but In the end I won...conviction did it for me in game 3, enchanted on the craven giant for the BBE. 5-0-1 going into the last round, I had to play Jon Finkel which I knew would draw a crowd, In game 1 I pounded his booger eating behind but after game two, the series was tied...game 3 didn't go exactly as planned, he was manascrewed but had a manakin for land..all the land that he needed was 3, and once again jon finkel beat me. Even tough I had a great first day, I hate when I lose to people that are dorky and gay. But all I wanted was another top 8, a 5-2 record would be fucking great.

This table was full of random swedes, and casey mcarrell, the only one to beat me..My deck was blue/white which I didn't like, but The Great Nate Clarke said that I would put up a good fight, i beatdown kyle rose for some revenge, then 2 other green decks for my 3-1 end. Now all I had to go was 2-1, but I drafted blue/white which didn't look good to some. I had 4 white troopers which were the key, along with some flyers which would help serve the BBE. Once again i'm matched up with that mccarrel kid, who boils me first game OH YES HE DID!...I get soo pissed cause i need to sweep, so i kick out finkel's chair and make him weep, he jams his finger and there were tears in his eye, and then he tells the judge that i made him cry...that only rings a smile to my face, because he's 6 foot 5 and is a disgrace, I told him once, and I told him twice, that no matter what i will never be nice...i don't really care what other people think, because public enemy #1 is the fink....round 13 I played against weissman with his green and black dudes, but my shadow and flyers were enough for me to cruise. I played another blue/white but his was control, and in the first game i did nothing but stroll...the 2nd game was kinda close, but the fat pants once again let me coast...3rd person to make back to back top 8's, but I knew winning this would be tough because of all the greats...i sat inbetween chinnock and clarke which was bad...but my deck was the greatest thing since sliced bread. I felt confident in winning the money, especially after beating truc in about 20...8 turns, 6 turns, 9 turns it went, after that beating I pitched a tent, when finkel won i got mad pissed, so i played eye of the tiger then took a piss, now i was ready for the match of my life, against the kid who will never have a wife, the match went to 5 but it was lame, because he fucking drew gravepact for the 5th straight game..i had a lightning blast, a fan, and a roll, but i never fucking drew them at all!!!!, oh well finkel won it all which made me mad, but i won more money so it aint that bad...this was my report coming from the L-Town Streets..oh, and one more thing

HAPPY JOHN DIDN'T CHEAT!!!

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