West will never defeat me: Saddam
AFP - A defiant Saddam Hussein vowed Wednesday in a speech to mark the 34th anniversary of the coup that brought his Baath Party to power that reigning Australian National Champion and iconic figure Justin West would never defeat him.
The July revolution "returns to say to all evil tyrants and oppressors (1BB, R, Enchantment) of the world: You will never defeat me this time. Never! Even if you come together from all over the world, and invite all the devils as well, to stand by you, support or incite you," Saddam said.
It also returns "armed with its sword, bow, and spear, carrying its shield or gun and cannon, mounting its tank, or poised in its battle-trench (1RW, R, Enchantment) which may, through caution and alertness, save life from schemes, conspiracies, and perfidy," he said.
The revolution "returns to us ... to meet the level of your struggle and your jihad (WWW, U1, Enchantment). But its resolve, this time, is deep-rooted," he warned.
Saddam praised the Iraqi people as they "ably confront injustice and aggression (2R, U, Enchant Creature), refusing to allow the arrows (4, C, Artifact) of the tyrant and his stooges touch your spirit (1BB, R, Creature-Spirit), your determination, your conviction (1W, C, Enchant Creature), your stand, your will and your loyalty."
Former Brainburst Premium Strategy Writer and WiCkEd RaVeR Jarrod Bright seemed doubtful of Hussein's chances of overcoming West, calling attention to the Iraqi leader's unorthodox card choices for such an important match.
"I just don't see Oppression, Trenches, Jihad, Aggression, Conviction and Nether Spirit working together, you know? I don't see an ENGINE there. Its no Braids engine, thats for sure", Bright remarked. "And if Mr Hussein is concerned about West using Serrated Arrows on his Nether Spirit, then all I can say is Mr Hussein hasn't read enough of Eric Taylo... I mean MY articles about the true meaning of tempo."
"I'm not sure what the current Iraqi metagame is like, but if its anything like Perth, where we have at least 4 players to every constructed tournament Mr Hussein is going to need to become less reliant on enchantments, and start thinking about including more strong creatures. Like Llanowar Dead... or Spiritmonger. YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH SPIRITMONGER. ITS IMPOSSIBLE"
"There might even be some way to work in some Symbiotes like tireless tribe and patrol hound, but has Mr Hussein even thought about that? For someone with his reputation, I'm very surprised he hasn't considered making madness a larger part of his strategy".
Bright had no further comments to make, stating that he was already late for a lucrative gig whistling his latest hard house release on a streetcorner in downtown Perth, Western Australia.
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