In a recent thrilling Installment of You Make The Card, gamers voted resoundingly against the "Spellshitter" card concept, in which "a Venus flytrap with an oversized mouth inhales a spell. Tubules emit the spell from behind; small buds are seen."

A haggard Mark Rosewater commented in the latest develpment in a long, drawn-out process of making yet another crap rare: "The pain is almost over. Only two more steps."

Mark Tedin, winner of the artist runoff also expressed genuine relief. "Man, I'm glad I dont have to draw that card concept. What the hell is a 'tubule'? I've been here since Alpha, and they show me respect by almost forcing me to draw a tube-shaped asshole."

Jim Nelson, a finalist in the artist runoff, lashed out at fellow Wizards employees. "Those assholes from the Creative Text department think they're all artistic and shit, coming up with all these concepts which they think are so clever, with zero consideration for the artists. The spellshitter is the worst ever: how could I have drawn "small buds" that not only don't look like turds, but also, how is this magical shit supposed to give other creatures +1/+1 ? Gimme another Replenish already!"

With only two more votes remaining, Magic's most pathetic, friendless, bored and lonely players are already looking for other sources of internet entertainment.

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In a recent thrilling Installment of You Make The Card, gamers voted resoundingly against the "Spellshitter" card concept, in which "a Venus flytrap with an oversized mouth inhales a spell. Tubules emit the spell from behind; small buds are seen."

A haggard Mark Rosewater commented in the latest develpment in a long, drawn-out process of making yet another crap rare: "The pain is almost over. Only two more steps."

Mark Tedin, winner of the artist runoff also expressed genuine relief. "Man, I'm glad I dont have to draw that card concept. What the hell is a 'tubule'? I've been here since Alpha, and they show me respect by almost forcing me to draw a tube-shaped asshole."

Jim Nelson, a finalist in the artist runoff, lashed out at fellow Wizards employees. "Those assholes from the Creative Text department think they're all artistic and shit, coming up with all these concepts which they think are so clever, with zero consideration for the artists. The spellshitter is the worst ever: how could I have drawn "small buds" that not only don't look like turds, but also, how is this magical shit supposed to give other creatures +1/+1 ? Gimme another Replenish already!"

With only two more votes remaining, Magic's most pathetic, friendless, bored and lonely players are already looking for other sources of internet entertainment.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!