It Was A Good Day
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Morphling
I dunno why, but today seems like a ting
I checked my email, but didn’t freak out
Finally got that MODO coupon that I had to seek out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do’
Thinkin’ will I draft another 3 and 0
I gotta go, get me to the card shop
And if I lose first round, I can make my ass drop
I gotta stop, bein’ so damn tight
When I play the mirror, I always play it right
And MiseTings is alright
I got a deck from Kibs, so I can mise all night
Called up the misers and I’m askin’ y’all
I got packs, are we gonna draft at all
Get me in a draft and I’m trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple-Hubble
Freakin’ misers every way like Budde
I can’t believe, today was a good day
I opened up the pack and picked a Shower
Didn’t even give no signal to the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Shipped me a Glider but it went right past me
No flexin’
Didn’t even look in the Rebel’s direction as I plucked the Misdirection
Went to Hu Dogg’s house
They was watching David B rap
About the time when he attacked with a pap
Mogg, Pap, Pap, Ball Lighting, but I can take ‘em
Tutor for my COP: Red and watch me break ‘em
With a Feeder, Feeder, Feeder and a Weaver and I just don’t stop
They scoop ‘em up quicker than an ice cream shop
Plus nobody I know got DQed in PTLA
Today was a good day
Get to the shop but the tourney’s delayed
I break out the deck I been playing since the 12th grade
It’s ironic
I got a full set of moxes and a beta Demonic
And he’s running Crypt Creep, Sigil of Sleep
Koskun Keep and Thing from the Deep
I gotta float three so I sacrifice my Loti
And whip out the big fat Moti
Pairings are up for round 1
They don’t hesitate to call MB the Top Gun
Turn two Mongrel and I’m coastin’
Tap the Tog with a Potion, gotta stop to read the Warped Devotion
I was glad everything had worked out
When heaval resolved all my Wallas just chirped out
Today was like one of those misings
When I took home the prize it wasn’t surprising
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read “MB’s a pimp”
Today I didn’t even have to muck my AK
I gotta say it was a good day
Mise.
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