"The PT Man"

It's eight o'clock on a Friday morn'
The regular crowd shuffles in
And there's an old man sitting next to me
Playing some deck made by Pat Chapin

He says, "Son, I cannot play this deck for shit.
I'm not really sure how it goes
But Pat said it’s gas and he can win with it
Though how he does no one else knows"

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Let’s start the drafts because we’re all shit
Let’s start the drafts the next day
Cause we’re all too god awful to make day 2
But all we want to do is play

Now Alex Borteh is a friend of mine
I see him at every PT
And he plays fucked up decks or just counts up his checks
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "KK, MTG is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could get some real hot chicks
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now Paul was a student at CMU
Who never had time for a life
And he's talkin' with Peter who still is a beater
And probably will be for life

And the Deadguys are practicing politics
As the Colony slowly gets stoned
Yes, they’re sharing sad losses by everyone
But it's better than losin' alone

Let’s start the drafts because we’re all shit
Let’s start the drafts the next day
Cause we’re all too god awful to make day 2
But all we want to do is play

It's a pretty good crowd for Block PT
Though the artists still can’t move their prints
Cause we know it’s not them that brings in the men
That could all use some real strong breath mints
And the Red decks are played by the biggest scrubs
And the good players all brought in Blue
And they sign the slip lose, and complain about screws
And say, "Man, what am I doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Let’s start the drafts because we’re all shit
Let’s start the drafts the next day
Cause we’re all too god awful to make day 2
But all we want to do is play

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"The PT Man"

It's eight o'clock on a Friday morn'
The regular crowd shuffles in
And there's an old man sitting next to me
Playing some deck made by Pat Chapin

He says, "Son, I cannot play this deck for shit.
I'm not really sure how it goes
But Pat said it’s gas and he can win with it
Though how he does no one else knows"

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Let’s start the drafts because we’re all shit
Let’s start the drafts the next day
Cause we’re all too god awful to make day 2
But all we want to do is play

Now Alex Borteh is a friend of mine
I see him at every PT
And he plays fucked up decks or just counts up his checks
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "KK, MTG is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could get some real hot chicks
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now Paul was a student at CMU
Who never had time for a life
And he's talkin' with Peter who still is a beater
And probably will be for life

And the Deadguys are practicing politics
As the Colony slowly gets stoned
Yes, they’re sharing sad losses by everyone
But it's better than losin' alone

Let’s start the drafts because we’re all shit
Let’s start the drafts the next day
Cause we’re all too god awful to make day 2
But all we want to do is play

It's a pretty good crowd for Block PT
Though the artists still can’t move their prints
Cause we know it’s not them that brings in the men
That could all use some real strong breath mints
And the Red decks are played by the biggest scrubs
And the good players all brought in Blue
And they sign the slip lose, and complain about screws
And say, "Man, what am I doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Let’s start the drafts because we’re all shit
Let’s start the drafts the next day
Cause we’re all too god awful to make day 2
But all we want to do is play

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!