Today, to the reader's despair, a random scrub submitted an article to MiseTings.com containing nothing of importance. The evil plot construed by this random scrub has succeeded in its attempts to waste thousands of people's time in their daily lives.

"We do not appreciate this type of submission," says Mike Bregoli, owner of MiseTings.com. "We will do our best to prevent useless submissions from reaching the viewers in the near future."

This random scrub was caught bragging about his article on Internet Relay Chat, in which he had accidentally mentioned "Yeah I gave Bregoli my set of Charazards, how else would I have made it onto his website?" He further explained, "I just wasted a bunch of people's time and you didn't." Then adding, "na-na-apoopoo."

Mr. Bregoli has released his official comment on this matter regarding random scrub's misdemeanor reporting, "No comments at this time."

The alleged random scrub used false quotations in his article attempting to lengthen its word count. The false quotations have wasted an approximate 27 seconds of each reader's time.

This demonic scheme will be brought to trial before Mr. Mark Rosewater king of Magic the Gathering. The highest penalty random scrub faces will be condemnation to draft mono blue in onslaught block, 4 month sentence.

No hearings have been scheduled at this time.

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Today, to the reader's despair, a random scrub submitted an article to MiseTings.com containing nothing of importance. The evil plot construed by this random scrub has succeeded in its attempts to waste thousands of people's time in their daily lives.

"We do not appreciate this type of submission," says Mike Bregoli, owner of MiseTings.com. "We will do our best to prevent useless submissions from reaching the viewers in the near future."

This random scrub was caught bragging about his article on Internet Relay Chat, in which he had accidentally mentioned "Yeah I gave Bregoli my set of Charazards, how else would I have made it onto his website?" He further explained, "I just wasted a bunch of people's time and you didn't." Then adding, "na-na-apoopoo."

Mr. Bregoli has released his official comment on this matter regarding random scrub's misdemeanor reporting, "No comments at this time."

The alleged random scrub used false quotations in his article attempting to lengthen its word count. The false quotations have wasted an approximate 27 seconds of each reader's time.

This demonic scheme will be brought to trial before Mr. Mark Rosewater king of Magic the Gathering. The highest penalty random scrub faces will be condemnation to draft mono blue in onslaught block, 4 month sentence.

No hearings have been scheduled at this time.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!