PYONGYANG, North Korea – North Korea shocked the world last week when a top North Korean official, Kang Suk Ju, unveiled the rogue nation’s new secret tech by topdecking a Nuclear Warhead. The legendary artifact was quickly put into play as America was caught without a Counterspell. The use of the DCI banned card enraged many players, especially renegade terrorists who are reported to be jealous and prepared to trade their entire rare folders for the artifact. Suk Ju merely shrugged.

The artifact comes into play at a dire time for Americans. The Bush administration is still struggling to gain aggro-control on the world scene. Iraq’s president and general all around jerk, Saddam Hussein, is under constant Duress as Bush attempts to force an extract through. Saddam has undoubtedly pre-sideboarded in his own secret Nuclear Warhead tech, but Bush has yet to prove it to the DCI. Mobilization of American forces in the Middle East continues as more and more Eager Cadets churn out of terrorist training camps. North Korea couldn’t have picked a better time to draw the dreaded card.

Bush has said that North Korea’s choice to violate DCI floor-rules is both “troubling” and “sobering.” He plans to meet with China’s current National Champion next week to begin discussing the new situation. The upstart Korean communists have Japan in an uproar. North Korea signed the Agreed Framework treaty in 1994 with Japan, South Korea, and the U.S., which agreed to the banning of Nuclear Warhead and the removal of it from all decks. “We thought the days of Black Lotus, Mox Jet, Swamp, Dark Ritual, Nuclear Warhead were over. We thought wrong,” lamented President Bush.

“Your presidency called us (along with PTR and Andystok) a member of the axis of evil. You have thousands of Standing Troops deployed on the Korean Peninsula. Of course, we have a nuclear program. Call it a metagame choice,” replied a smug Suk Ju.

No word on a ruling yet.

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PYONGYANG, North Korea – North Korea shocked the world last week when a top North Korean official, Kang Suk Ju, unveiled the rogue nation’s new secret tech by topdecking a Nuclear Warhead. The legendary artifact was quickly put into play as America was caught without a Counterspell. The use of the DCI banned card enraged many players, especially renegade terrorists who are reported to be jealous and prepared to trade their entire rare folders for the artifact. Suk Ju merely shrugged.

The artifact comes into play at a dire time for Americans. The Bush administration is still struggling to gain aggro-control on the world scene. Iraq’s president and general all around jerk, Saddam Hussein, is under constant Duress as Bush attempts to force an extract through. Saddam has undoubtedly pre-sideboarded in his own secret Nuclear Warhead tech, but Bush has yet to prove it to the DCI. Mobilization of American forces in the Middle East continues as more and more Eager Cadets churn out of terrorist training camps. North Korea couldn’t have picked a better time to draw the dreaded card.

Bush has said that North Korea’s choice to violate DCI floor-rules is both “troubling” and “sobering.” He plans to meet with China’s current National Champion next week to begin discussing the new situation. The upstart Korean communists have Japan in an uproar. North Korea signed the Agreed Framework treaty in 1994 with Japan, South Korea, and the U.S., which agreed to the banning of Nuclear Warhead and the removal of it from all decks. “We thought the days of Black Lotus, Mox Jet, Swamp, Dark Ritual, Nuclear Warhead were over. We thought wrong,” lamented President Bush.

“Your presidency called us (along with PTR and Andystok) a member of the axis of evil. You have thousands of Standing Troops deployed on the Korean Peninsula. Of course, we have a nuclear program. Call it a metagame choice,” replied a smug Suk Ju.

No word on a ruling yet.

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