Top Ten GP Philadelphia Captions

By: MB - November 06, 2002

Well I did this last week and people seemed to like it so I'm doing it again. This time, the coverage is from GP Philadelphia (congrats Jeff!). Here are (in my humble opinion) the top ten captions, each one followed by a credit to its author.

10. "The YMG Mafia circles around their next victim." [Ichijouji]

9. Ya beat me. I only had *that* much dope. [Spiffy]

8. Where can *I* get a Mini-Me? [theorgg]

7. "What do you mean we don't start with any cards? Are you sure? Lemme see that rulebook..." [Pale Mage]

6. JUDGE! My opponent sent Tinkerbell to look at my hand... What? Just say "I don't believe in fairies?" [FeralThallid]

5. My mom told me never to take candy from weird guys in Hypercolor shirts. [razors_through_flesh]

4. The first victim of downloading bootleg copies of the "Ring" video. [theorgg]

3. Turian and Wise enjoy a nice game of Footsie. [Ichijouji]

2. The professionals visit a Midget Nudie Bar. [theorgg]

1. I said pull my finger, bitch. [Oddity]

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Top Ten GP Philadelphia Captions

By: MB - November 06, 2002

Well I did this last week and people seemed to like it so I'm doing it again. This time, the coverage is from GP Philadelphia (congrats Jeff!). Here are (in my humble opinion) the top ten captions, each one followed by a credit to its author.

10. "The YMG Mafia circles around their next victim." [Ichijouji]

9. Ya beat me. I only had *that* much dope. [Spiffy]

8. Where can *I* get a Mini-Me? [theorgg]

7. "What do you mean we don't start with any cards? Are you sure? Lemme see that rulebook..." [Pale Mage]

6. JUDGE! My opponent sent Tinkerbell to look at my hand... What? Just say "I don't believe in fairies?" [FeralThallid]

5. My mom told me never to take candy from weird guys in Hypercolor shirts. [razors_through_flesh]

4. The first victim of downloading bootleg copies of the "Ring" video. [theorgg]

3. Turian and Wise enjoy a nice game of Footsie. [Ichijouji]

2. The professionals visit a Midget Nudie Bar. [theorgg]

1. I said pull my finger, bitch. [Oddity]

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MiseTings is a Magic: the Gathering humor site. MiseTings.Com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. MiseTings content does not represent the views or opinions of the editor. All original content herein is copyright © 2001-2006, World Wide Webware, all rights reserved. No portion of this web site may be used in any way without expressed written consent. Magic: The Gathering® is a registered trademark owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc. MiseTings is not produced or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. We respect your privacy, interested parties should check our Privacy Policy. Play hard and mise often.