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Top Ten PT Houston Captions

By: MB - November 15, 2002

10. "I thought there would be more women at this club..." [Pale Mage]

9. WEST SIYEED! [theorgg]

8. Patrick Mello slowly demonstrates the Macarena for Dirk Baberowski. [Pale Mage]

7. "Lay-zer" [UberRndm]

6. "Move your hand please sir? I'm going to attempt to jump into this card." [Ichijouji]

5. In their off time, the pros like to play Roshambo. Kibler obviously got to go first. [Tapeworm]

4. The longest five minutes of a young man's life: Waiting for the EPT results. [Pale Mage]

3. The crew takes some time to piss in bottles. [theorgg]

2. Darwin is the unsuspecting recipient of the 'let's hide a pickle' game. [m0ped]

1. "Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap..." [Pale Mage]

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