In a stunning reaction to Wizards of the Coast's recent announcement of a new look for Magic cards, players the world over decided to repeatedly bitch and moan about the change. Message boards and chat rooms lit up with constant whines of "OMG THIS IS TEH SUCK!!!!!!!!11" and "I'M GONNA TEAR OUT MY EYEBALLS LIKE OEDIPUS!" while online columnists bemoaned the latest twist of the dagger foreshadowing the game's downfall with insightful commentary such as "First off, I HATE IT!"

Despite the new design's increased clarity, aesthetic improvements and facilitation of easier card reading from across the table, misers and scrubs took heart in being able to spew bile about yet another change to the best-selling CCG.

Don Keypunch, a Pro Tour aspirant from Intercourse, Penn., summed up the feelings of many, moaning, "Jeezus, I'm dumping all my cards now before they go to crap. I mean, what were they thinking? First, they give us those stupid gold cards. Then they take out duals from the base set, ban Necro, and give us those retarded Sixth Edition rules! I've had it!"

Claude Balz, a Junior Super Series player from Study Butte, Texas, echoed those thoughts, bitching, "Really! Who does that?"

Elsewhere around the world, Mississippi residents bitched about their Civil War defeat, high school students bitched about homework, and Bobby Knight bitched about bad officiating.

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In a stunning reaction to Wizards of the Coast's recent announcement of a new look for Magic cards, players the world over decided to repeatedly bitch and moan about the change. Message boards and chat rooms lit up with constant whines of "OMG THIS IS TEH SUCK!!!!!!!!11" and "I'M GONNA TEAR OUT MY EYEBALLS LIKE OEDIPUS!" while online columnists bemoaned the latest twist of the dagger foreshadowing the game's downfall with insightful commentary such as "First off, I HATE IT!"

Despite the new design's increased clarity, aesthetic improvements and facilitation of easier card reading from across the table, misers and scrubs took heart in being able to spew bile about yet another change to the best-selling CCG.

Don Keypunch, a Pro Tour aspirant from Intercourse, Penn., summed up the feelings of many, moaning, "Jeezus, I'm dumping all my cards now before they go to crap. I mean, what were they thinking? First, they give us those stupid gold cards. Then they take out duals from the base set, ban Necro, and give us those retarded Sixth Edition rules! I've had it!"

Claude Balz, a Junior Super Series player from Study Butte, Texas, echoed those thoughts, bitching, "Really! Who does that?"

Elsewhere around the world, Mississippi residents bitched about their Civil War defeat, high school students bitched about homework, and Bobby Knight bitched about bad officiating.

Discuss this article in the Magic: the Gathering Forums!